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*Zain* Small girl

*Me* Baby boy

*Zain* Where were you?

*Me* Sorry, I was searching something online.

*Zain* Miss researcher

*Me* Thanks

*Zain* Aren't you supposed to be preparing for your exam?

*Me* Nay! Forget about that but I needed to do something online

*Zain* I pity you

*Me* Thanks

*Zain* Which university are you choosing?

*Me* Me? 🙄 , I'm picking Abu-its my dream school

*Zain* and it's one of the best school in Nigeria.

*Me* I know no need of doing karamo (exaggeration)

*Zain* Me abi?

*Me* Yes babe 😉

*Zain* Iffa catch you ehn!

*Me* Catcher catcher ni

*Zain* What are you going to study?

*Me* Well, I'm thinking of Arabic education but I'm already studying at IOU. I think I will go for English education in shaa Allah.

*Zain* May Allah make it easy

*Me* Ameen thuma ameen

Wait!, Zain I want to ask you something?

*Zain* What rukky?

*Me* Are you married?

*Zain* ...

*Me* Do you have kids?, if yes how old are they?

*Zain* I'm married

*Me* Maa shaa Allah, my baby boy is married *sniffing and weeping my imaginary tears* 😢

*Zain* Ruqoyyah and Muhammad

*Me* Maa shaa Allah!

*Zain* Ruqoyyah will be 19 this year while Muhammad is one plus

*Me* Wow, you've an adult child, barakallahu fih and I'm calling you baby boy .

*Zain* Kikiki, but I'll be marrying Ruqoyyah as my second wife soon

*Me* Are you crazy?, your daughter

*Zain* Yes na

*Me* Leave Me joor

*Zain* No, I'm not

*Me* Whenever I asked you questions, you tried to dodge it.

Leave me joooooor

*Zain* Oya sorry, awelewa mi (my exceeding beautiful woman)

*Me* Leave me joor

*Zain* Oya ask me

*Me* Are you married?

*Zain* Yes,I'm

*Me* Do you have kids?

*Zain* Yes, I've a son-muhammad, he's a year and four months

*Me* Okay