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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Uncle De Yun · perkotaan
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Chapter 15: The New Car I Just Mentioned!

Wu Bin picked up the document and began to read through it carefully.

It was a habit he had developed from his past life.

No matter whether the person handing you the contract was trustworthy or not, you had to carefully read the entire thing.

After all, in a society governed by law, oral promises and written words were two different things.

After confirming there were no issues with the contract, Wu Bin finally signed it.

As soon as Wu Bin had finished signing, Li Guotai handed him a white card.

Wu Bin was puzzled.

"What is this?"

"This is the 'White Dragon Card' of the Medical Alliance, valid nationwide."

"With this card, all your medical expenses can be tabulated. If your medical reports and other data can provide us with important medical references, then your medical expenses will be free, and you might even get a bonus."

When Li Guotai explained this, the netizens in the live stream suddenly became excited.

"Wow, this card is too cool. Is it the legendary 'Medi-Card Pass'?"

"This is way better than the 'Medi-Card Pass'. The ability to run a tab shows that Wu Bin's personal information and medical history will definitely be uploaded to the Internet, shared with everyone; does that mean all the hospitals in the country are at his service?"

"I feel just the opposite; it seems like he is serving all the hospitals in the country."

The netizens were not wrong in their feeling.

Li Guotai had given Wu Bin this card because he had taken an interest in his unique physique.

Fragile yet hard to kill!

For the average person, this was a punishment, but for those studying medicine, this was nothing less than walking in the world, the most perfect experimental subject!

"Alright, Wu Bin, I won't disturb your rest now, take good care of your health."

Taking the signed document, Li Guotai left the ward with a group of people.

Lying in bed, Wu Bin always felt like he had been exploited once again.

But this round was not a loss, at least he wouldn't have to worry about medical expenses in the future.

Over the next two days, Wu Bin ate and drank in the hospital as usual.

During this period, Li Guotai had a nurse run several tests on Wu Bin and draw blood a few times. Every time they saw his medical report, Li Guotai and a group of professors were thrilled.

"Incredible, truly incredible, he has even developed antibodies against Shang Lu's toxin!"

"Director Li, should we give him a bit more Shang Lu to test it?"

"Yes, Director, if we can truly form an antibody, that would be a significant medical breakthrough!"

Li Guotai looked at Wu Bin, a flicker of excitement in his eyes.

The human body actually has a huge antibody gene library. According to scientific research, all the antibodies against viruses can be found in this gene library.

However, finding the corresponding antibodies takes time.

Most people wouldn't live long enough to find them and would die.

The reason cancer is still an incurable disease today is that we haven't found the key to solve cancer in the human body.

If we ever find that key, cancer will no longer be incurable.

Now, Wu Bin has developed antibodies against Shang Lu's toxin. If they could verify this was true, it would be like finding the key against the toxin of Shang Lu.

With this key, they could research the same type of antibody.

"Director Li, why are you all staring at me like that; I'm not a lab rat."

Li Guotai gave a sheepish smile.

"No worries, Wu Bin, you don't need to be nervous, we would never do anything against our principles."

"I just came to inform you that you're cured, and you can be discharged now."

"Alright, Director, do I need to take care of any discharge procedures?"

Li Guotai shook his head.

"No need, I'll take care of it for you."

Wu Bin felt a surge of relief inside.

Having connections in the hospital made things easy; he didn't need to handle any discharge procedures himself and could just leave.

After leaving the hospital, He Bingbing took the initiative to invite Wu Bin to ride back to school in their TV station's car.

After this incident with Shang Lu, the TV station was determined to continue covering Wu Bin.

Just in these two days, the number of online viewers in the live stream had surpassed three hundred thousand.

Now, the program led by He Bingbing had become a hot column in the TV station.

"Bingbing, I'm going to take a nap."

Having said that, Wu Bin sat in the passenger seat and closed his eyes.

System notifications popped up in his mind again.

Ding.

[Congratulations, host, you have successfully cured a disease and earned 100 Life Coins]

[A new disease has been prepared for you, please make a selection]

[Please make a choice within ten minutes; otherwise, the system will randomly match a suitable disease for you]

How come there are only two minutes left for me to choose?

This damn system, it detected that I have already recovered, right?

Wu Bin calmed his mood and looked at the three options the system presented: fracture, sudden death, severe disability.

Hiss.

Seeing these familiar three options, Wu Bin's temples throbbed.

I had been poisoned before, so the poisoning option was gone and replaced with severe disability.

The other two remained unchanged.

Does this mean that I must experience a disease before the types of other diseases can be refreshed?

This is just too inhumane.

While Wu Bin was thinking this, a new interface popped up in his mind— the Life Store!

The moment he saw the big words 'Life Store', Wu Bin suddenly found it amusing.

Right. I shouldn't be suffering for nothing; there should be some rewards.

Wu Bin entered the Life Store and checked out the items inside.

He was shocked with just one glance.

Goodness.

This store has everything!

As long as the Life Coins are sufficient, theoretically, he could exchange them for anything!

Wu Bin glanced at his balance, which was only 200 coins.

This is quite embarrassing.

Now I can only buy some cheap stuff.

"Healing potion? This is quite interesting."

Wu Bin clicked to view the information.

[Healing Potion: After use, the effects of any treatment received in the following hour are increased by tenfold. Exchange price: 50 Life Coins]

Wu Bin understood.

With this potion, it's like shortening my treatment time, allowing me to get discharged faster.

It seems this potion is pretty practical.

After all, some diseases have extremely painful treatment processes.

Being able to shorten the treatment process is like directly reducing the pain.

"Alright, I'll exchange for one."

[Congratulations, the healing potion exchange was successful; it has been placed in your backpack.]

After confirming the successful exchange of the healing potion, Wu Bin felt more relaxed.

He looked back at the three options and eventually chose severe disability.

This thing is better than sudden death, right?

[Host has made a choice]

[Next disease: Severe Disability]

Looking at the system prompt, Wu Bin felt somewhat uneasy.

After all, the system did not specify which part of me would be disabled.

It shouldn't be too excessive, right?

Just as Wu Bin was thinking this, suddenly a loud bang came from outside.

The car suddenly stopped.

Wu Bin had just opened his eyes when a man wearing a mask rushed over and violently knocked on the passenger side window.

"Fuck, my brand new car!"