Baguette

The sword is the most famous weapon in the history of humanity.

The palm is the original weapon of humanity. Why you asked, well… figure it yourself while looking at your hands.

The saber is the most tyrannical weapon according to the hentai journal that my father left me and because a girl keeps chasing me with a saber every time I touch her boobs.

The staff is known as one of the simplest weapon created by mankind. I am serious, the staff is just a big stick that you use to hit people.

The fan is known as the most useful weapon because it can be used to fan the dying embers when you are trying to cook the divine cock that your friend keeps as an emergency food.

The bow and arrow are one of the best range weapons in history, well before pew pew two bullets you die era of humanity.

The whip, candle, rope, handcuffs, blindfold and @#$%#$ are the most versatile weapons in the world. Those weapons can be use outside the bedroom and inside the bedroom. Just thinking about it makes me excited!

"Hey, who the fuck are you six?"

"Did you read the title of the book? This is After School Tuition Center, not your novel."

Oh shit, wrong book. Sorry, sorry I Wu Yi also known as wuxia's biggest joke will bring my friends and leave now.

Wu Yi then performed a middle finger salute and left After School Tuition center.

"Damn bastards, wasted 244 words of this chapter."

Lee Kai Wen then cleared his throat after Wu Yi and his friends left and continued the story.

"Once upon a time there were two weapons known as the back scratcher and the baguette."

Lee Kai Wen then looked at you, yes you and said: "Yes, it is this type of story."

"Kai Wen, who are you talking to?" Tan Han Sheng asked as he hand his friend some popcorn.

Lee Kai Wen accepts the popcorn and dodged the question with another question: "Who is winning now?"

"Don't know." Tan Han Sheng said as he shrugged his shoulders.

Clangour of weapons reminiscent to that of an ancient battlefield resound within the classroom, creating an abnormal scene between two people.

Soon the clangour stopped and the bread crumbs and saw dust of battle faded along with the wind.

A balding middle aged man holding a back scratcher stared at a naked young man who is holding a baguette.

Both of them pointed their "weapons" at each other, neither of them relaxed as they looked for an opening in their opponent's stance.

"Give it up old man you are not going to force me to wear clothes!" Chong Xi Kang shouted as he lunged forward with the baguette in hand.

Baguette and back scratcher meet, creating a gust of wind that blew the bystanders away.

"If you don't wear clothes by the end of this lesson, then my name isn't Lim Zhen Cong!"

The back scratcher pushed the baguette away, causing Chong Xi Kang to stumble back and lose his balance.

"Eat my back scratcher qi!"

Three slashes…

In this three slashes Lim Zhen Cong had put his years of experience of using a back scratcher, his heart as a teacher and the will of making his student wear clothes.

SHOUH

"I win…"

Chong Xi Kang sent three slashes with his baguette to counter the back scratcher qi, the bread crumbs settle and revealed Chong Xi Kang who is still standing.

"No… it is impossible, he used baguette qi!"

Lim Zhen Cong exclaimed as he started to franticly send out waves of back scratcher qi towards Chong Xi Kang who is slowly walking forward.

Every single wave of back scratcher qi was destroyed by Chong Xi Kang's baguette qi until the two meet.

"I win and it is all thanks to the power of muscles and being naked!"

Chong Xi Kang raised his baguette high into the sky and smacked it onto Lim Zhen Cong's head.

Lee Kai Wen who is sitting at the side stared in disbelief and asked…

"Since when did he have a baguette?"

"Since day one."

End of week 82.