I Couldn't Think Of A Title

All the people in the bus were minding their own business until one of Shido's crew the orange haired guy stood up and shouted at Asahi, "You! Why did you that? and why are those girls sitting next to you?"

'Well this is interesting so not Komuro but me instead huh, and what does he mean by the girls?'

"All that's fine but the girls would of course sit next to the one they love instead of a fuck head like you, before you taunt me again I called you a fuck head with good reason, you see my previous job came with a fair bit of knowledge about politicians and that naturally includes Shido and his little posse, SO SIT DOWN!" Asahi said in a loud voice. The guy shaked a bit but the message did not get across because he said, "Who do you think you are huh? Orderi-" before he could say anymore he was kicked and went flying out the bus and landed on the road his arms and ribs broken.

The bus didn't stop but all the people were shocked seeing this not because of what happened because after spending three hours with him they had gotten the general idea that messing with him is probably not a good idea and would probably end with you getting killed or worse but because of who did it, It was Carrera who was by now sitting next to Asahi receiving headpats.

Well that was sort of expected since Carrera wasn't exactly known for her patience and tolerance but who other than them would know it, "Well thank you Carrera I was about to do that myself, but why didn't you just kill him instead of throwing him out?"

"Well, feeding him to those things seemed more interesting"

"Atta Girl! " and gave her more head pats

All the people there had only one thought at this moment, 'Did he just praise her for killing him cruelly?', while Saeko was feeling quite attracted to him due to his shows of dominance and his obvious love for inflicting pain which was the same as her.

Eventually it got close to night time and Asahi said, "So does anyone have a home nearby since it's getting close to night and you people need to rest"

"I have a friend's house near by we can go there she's often not at home so she gave me the keys in case I need them, and it should accommodate all of us as well"

"Well then Shizuka-san lead the way"

She nodded her head and started driving there Saya said, " I noticed you talked as if you don't need to sleep "

"I don't, however they do, these two don't or maybe they do I don't really know" he said as he pointed at Keiko who was already sleeping in his lap and Testarossa who was sitting beside him in a dignified manner, while Carrera was sleeping on his shoulder. Testarossa said, "Well we don't need to but that certainly doesn't stop us from doing so as it is quite enjoyable."

"Huh that isn't possible humans can't evolve out of sleep no matter what! Nothing can!"

But instead Saeko answered or more like questioned Asahi, "Normal humans also can't break apart walls, pick them up and throw them, they also can't push their fingers through skulls with brute strength beheading them in the process, and most of all humans can't hit so hard that the other party blows up, so my question for you Asahi-san is that what are you exactly?"

"Well doesn't really matter if you know or not so I'll tell you" he pointed towards Carrera and Testarossa and said, "Demons primordial ones if you get it" then he pointed at Keiko and said, "Human" then lastly pointed at himself and said, "I honestly don't know, last time I checked I was a Demon Lord and an Eldritch?" by this time everyone in the bus was paying attention to their conversation and were looking at him as if he was delusional and shrugged it off as a crazy man's ramblings.

While Saya herself regretted ever asking that question, and paled in fear, she had once come across an article about the Eldritch dieties and they were disgusting and horrifying creatures that fed on the sanity of humans making them insane in the process but she managed to convince her self thinking, 'That can't be true, right? he probably doesn't want to share his secrets so he's messing with them that had to be it, right?' eventually they came to a two story house and moved in while the Shido group ran off with the bus as soon as they got off.

"I saw this coming a mile away, those idiots thought that I didn't hear them talking about it"

Rei said a bit angry, "Then why didn't you stop them?!"

"Well, I saw that on the way out" Asahi said as he pointed at a military model humvee standing in the house's parking, which was followed by Kota fan boying over it while the rest checked the house while Asahi laid claim to the master bedroom for his girls.

The night just went smoothly after Kota finding some weapons and giving a shotgun to Komuro, he also tried to give a weapon to Asahi but he refused it saying, "Do you seriously think I need a weapon to defend myself from those things" causing Kota to tremble at he memory of the hallway and Shido to which Asahi just chuckled and said, "Don't worry I'm not going to hurt anyone you should know most of all other than Rei, how scummy Shido was" earning a nod from Kota and an angry look from Komuro.

Currently Asahi was standing on the balcony with Testarossa next to him while Carrera and Keiko were sleeping in a room, " So you're probably still angry at them for running away right? "

"Of course I am! How dare they turn their backs to you after you graciously let them live."

"Well I am too,how about this?" he moved his finger opening a rift showing a moving bus he was able to find it because of the delayed explosion ( not the Konosuba one he doesn't have it yet ) he planted on it, he wanted to blow them up anyway. "Fire your magic in it'll reach them, just don't destroy the city in the process"

Testarossa put her hand on her chin thinking, "Should I use Blessing Of Death? No too merciful"snapping her fingers she said, "I've got it! I'll burn them to death!" after that she proceeded to carefully bombard them with fire magic slowly burning them up while ASahi smiled, greatly pleased at the screams of agony that could be heard from the rift.

He hugged her from behind and said, "I want you to do something for me"

"Sure you can tell me later" and they started kissing but were interrupted when Kota walked out to keep watch but dropped his rifle when he noticed what they were doing and looked at them with a red face. Testarossa smirked and said playfully,"Later darling"

"Yeah later" he said waving her off and she went in, turning to Kota he said, "So what brings you here Kota?"

"Well .... I came here to keep watch, sorry for interrupting."

Asahi just waved him off saying, "Nah don't worry, we were about to stop anyway"

This just made Kota even more embarrassed. "Anyway Kota do you know any weapons that are non-lethal but can be extremely painful?"

Completely forgetting about what happened before he started droning on and on about them while Asahi listened enthusiastically since he was quite curious about them realizing what he was doing Kota stopped all of a sudden and Asahi asked, "Why'd you stop?"

"Well aren't you weirded out?"

"On the contrary, I was quite interested."

"O-oh I see" Kota said rubbing his head embarrassedly, "Besides with the world going to shit like this, I think your knowledge is quite valuable so have more confidence in yourself!" he patted his back and was about to walk off but suddenly noticed lots of zombies gathering while following a little girl along with a man running from them most likely her father.

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so I was bored and decided to write a chapter anyways to people who might think they're taking the super strength a little too calmly you should be aware that being in the middle of a zombie apocalypse wouldn't let you really think straight at least that's how I see it, they still think he's mad for calling himself and the others demons since that's a little far fetched even in an apocalypse

Anyway tell me immediately when the fanfic starts turning shitty I don't want that to happen because even if it isn't my priority and I'm doing this to alleviate my boredom I still believe in seeing things through once I start them so feedback is very appreciated that's all bye now, have a great day or sleep depending on where you live