A Dumb Lizard and the Dryads

So currently I'm leaning on a tree while looking at rimuru who's about to taste his first meal since coming to this world " DELICIOUS!"

Wow this annoys me more than I thought it would I mean even if I don't have to eat anymore doesn't mean I don't want to eat

anyways moving on the ogres got named pretty much same as in the anime the purple haired bombshell shion, the pink haired princess shuna, the old dude hakuro , the red headed impulsive asshole benimaru I mean I don't mind someone being impulsive but at least have the power to back it up and the blue haired ninja souei I like the dude he's a bit like me I'm talking about public interactions.

I think they had the orc lord discussion before the one in Canon since the ogres are eating maybe my beatdown had something to do with it since monsters instinctually follow those stronger than them let's see if rimuru remembers his promise also I'm not gonna go after any of the Ogre girls I'm sorry but I can't be bothered with a hot headed idiot with one brain cell and a docile ojou-sama if I like anyone from this world it would be luminus valentine since she has a brain

oh rimuru's coming towards me now let's see what he has to say

"So Asahi I found out about the orc lord?"

"Where is he?"

"that we don't know but we'll find him but before that there's a problem"

"what problem?"

it's probably about the ogres wanting revenge for their village

"well it's about the ogres wanting revenge"

see

"well I'll talk it out with them."

"good luck"

after rimuru finished saying that I started walking towards the ogres and they noticed me coming

since benimaru bowed down and tried to apologise but I stopped him before he could say anything

" now before you start apologizing let me say that I'm not mad since I can't be bothered with that honestly "

"but"

"no buts moving on I have something to say I heard you wanted to get revenge on the orc lord for your village"

"yes we do"

"but you see there's a problem with that I have some personal history with him"

needless to say this is just a cover-up story so I have some basis for going after him

" but our village must be avenged! "

" right I thought as much then I have a proposal for you if you guys kill him I want his soul if you are for some Reason unable to kill I get to kill him is that acceptable?

"I guess"

"then this conversation is over see you later then"

"later"

hearing benimaru's word I walked off to a nearby tree and sat on one of its more sturdy branches leaned my back against a tree put my hat on my face and started waiting for morning it's a pain to not be able to sleep

TIMESKIP NEXT DAY

so I got up in the morning and greeted the rest of the townspeople and started walking alongside rimuru while discussing our previous lives needless to say we became good friends over the past few weeks that I've been living here rigurd came along and told us about the retard gabiru I hate that dude even later on in the web-novel I think I'll take one of his arms if he talks shit about me the ogres also came up

"rimuru sama Asahi sama do you mind if we come along?" - Benimaru

well my initial impression of these guys was shit but it's slowly improving

I told him I didn't mind and rimuru was the same so we left towards the retard ( gabiru )

and after a few minutes of walking we finally reached them and I have to say his entrance looks even more retarded in real life

" Be honoured by my presence! "

" excuse me but did you just tell me to be honored by your presence you retarded lizard?"

" what is that manner of speaking you lowly human?!"

ok that's it this shit is looking down me and that's the one thing I hate more than someone messing with my sister

needless to say I was pissed I raised my and swung it downwards while pointing at his left arm and it got cut off he passed out from the pain everyone looked at me in shock I just shrugged it off

"AHHHHH!"

"remind me who's lowly again oh he passed out hey rimuru deal with this"

well rimuru knew about my personality so he threw a health potion at the retard since he wasn't that surprised with my actions

after that I just walked off and rested on a tree waiting for the council to be called regarding the orc lord since it was quite obvious that the lizards wanted help because they're about to be attacked rimuru's [ Great Sage ] should be able to figure it out quite easily with it being a supercomputer with an actual A.I

well I've been called since they're having a meeting regarding the orc lord and I do count as one of the village's strongest fighters

well the meeting went the same as in the anime with one advising caution others advising optimism rimuru's safety and then some while I just zoned out since I didn't really care about strategies since I follow fill em with lead and they won't bother you well in my last life anyways

soon souei expressed shock and told everyone

"One of the body doubles I had scouting the area has made an encounter"

""What is it?"- rimuru

"They request an audience with you how should I respond?"

having had enough of this I said

"Just put her through I know who it is"

"as you wish"

so treyni's here now and I have to say she's quite beautiful but I'm not interested I'm not starting on romance until I reunite with my sister and it's actually possible to reunite with her I just need to evolve [Spatial Manipulation] anyway moving on

"Ruler of the nation of monsters and unknown traveler I implore you to defeat the orc lord"

" Sure I already planned on doing that. "

" it is an unreasonable demand I'm sure but the forest will suffer wait what? "

" I said ok what about you rimuru?"

"Of course rimuru sama will do it"

see this is why I said shion had two braincells she didn't even let the poor guy speak

" I thank you but another thing unknown traveler"

"Asahi"

"Asahi san may I know your race, it is my duty as a guardian of the forest"

" don't know how my race relates to your duty but sure I'm human?"

as soon as I said that everyone started staring at me like I'm an idiot what I'm human right great sage?

[ Master is not a human , race was changed to accommodate the skills obtained during reincarnation ]

then what am I exactly

[ the first and the last Witch ]

and why was I not informed of this

[ You never asked master ]

wow

" so apparently I'm not human I'm a new race called warlock. "

"Warlock?"

"Yes."

"ok my race name should not leave this room because if I find out someone else knows it I promise to hunt you down and make you suffer" I think that scared them and so treyni sat down and started eating chips and they discussed an alliance with the lizard men

while I just zoned out from there leaned against my chair put my hat on my face and closed my eyes while sporting an evil grin since I get to go to war again in the next few weeks