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Absurd Doctor

Ouyang Qi, a student of Huatuo College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, came to the other world because of an accident, and was confusedly recognized as the "Seventh Young Master". With his own medical skills, this fake "Seventh Young Master" began his absurd and wonderful legendary journey in the other world... Clever kneading, silver needle insertion and pulling, saving countless living beings; whimsical, unique way, brilliant miraculous achievements. In this alien world where strength is supreme and martial arts are supreme, the divine doctor not only saves the world, but also has great ambitions... The beauty said

Boc_Liu · Fantasi
Peringkat tidak cukup
16 Chs

Chapter 8: Boss, I don’t know you

"After coming to another world, this is the first time I met the same kind of people. Unfortunately, he is already dead. Hey, this person looks familiar..." Ouyang Qi boldly squatted in front of the corpse and stared at him. The more he looked at the face, the more surprised he became. Except for the clothes he wore, the dead body was very similar to him in terms of age, face, height, body shape, etc.

Ouyang Qi touched his head and murmured to the corpse: "Originally, I didn't want to care about you, but since you are almost as handsome as me, I will find a place to bury you. , let you rest in peace."

I found a small natural pit on the side and dragged the body to the edge of the pit. Just as I was about to push it down, I suddenly found a white corner exposed in the animal clothing bag around the waist of the body. I touched it out and found a jade as big as the palm of my hand. A sign with the words "Yaoguang Mansion" engraved on it.

"White jade? Yes, maybe I can exchange it for some money later, so I'll keep it for now." Ouyang Qi casually put the jade token into his arms, clasped his hands together and said to the dead body: "Brother, brother, money is something external to the body. If you don't bring it to death, you won't be able to take it with you. The jade plaque is useless to you anyway, so just do a good deed and give it to me as a way to help the poor people who are still struggling on the verge of death."

I also saw that the black animal skin coat worn by the corpse seemed to have been carefully trimmed, with only a thin layer of fluff. It felt good to the touch and the leather was of high quality. It must have been sewn with the skin of some rare animal. It was greedy and greedy. He got up, pulled it off three times, wiped off some blood stains on it, and put it on himself. After thinking about it, he simply took off his leather boots and put them on his feet.

"It fits well... it has good elasticity... it's very comfortable to wear... Why do these clothes and shoes seem to be custom-made for me? Brother, you came into this world naked, so go naked too. You gave them to me I will not forget the benefits of these things to you. When I have time in the future, I will come over and add some incense to you... Amitabha!" Ouyang Qi muttered to himself for a while, then pushed the corpse into the pit with force, and used They filled the pit with some gravel and covered it with a thick layer of fallen leaves, thus burying the body.

He took someone else's jade token and wore someone else's clothes and shoes. He felt a little guilty and didn't dare to stay here any longer, so he turned around and ran away.

Half an hour later, after passing through the last row of trees, the view finally opened up.

"Come out! I'm out! Haha... finally out!" Ouyang Qi was so excited that he couldn't help but shout loudly, as if he wanted to let out all the pent-up pressure accumulated in his chest these days.

Unexpectedly, while his screams scared away countless birds in the mountains and forests, they also attracted a horse team of dozens of people.

The horse team followed his voice and galloped over. When the first rider saw Ouyang Qi, his face showed excitement and he shouted: "Xiao Qi! Seventh brother! So you are here, let fifth brother spend these few days It's so easy to find!"

"That's weird. How did he know that my nickname is Xiaoqi?" Ouyang Qi was puzzled. The people he met were all wearing tight-fitting animal skins and had green hair. A sense of intimacy arose spontaneously, and he thought to himself: "That's great. , just after getting out of the predicament, you meet people of the same kind. This is called seeing happiness when you come out of the mountain, good luck and good fortune, and everything will go smoothly in the future!"

The man who called himself "Fifth Brother" jumped off the horse, stepped forward and grabbed Ouyang Qi's shoulders, saying: "Seventh Brother, you took a group of servants into the mountains to hunt, why did you get separated from them later? These days The whole family is worried about you, for fear that something will happen to you! Tell Fifth Brother, where have you been these days? "

"Seventh brother? Fifth brother?" Ouyang Qi looked at the man in front of him intently, and saw that he was seven or eight years older than herself, and he was full of heroic spirit. His eyebrows were indeed somewhat similar to his own, and he frowned and said: "Boss, have we met before? I seem...I don't seem to know you very well..."

"Hey, you still have the energy to joke with Fifth Brother at this time! Just wait and see, dad will definitely teach you a lesson when you get back!" The man named Fifth Brother clenched his fist and beat him on the chest.

"I'm sorry, boss, I really...I really don't know you. You must have mistaken me for the wrong person! My surname is Ouyang Qi. May I ask your surname, boss? Where is your immortal home? I'm a newbie here. Human and earth have two lives. Please come back in the future. Take good care of me... take care of me..."

"Don't worry! If you talk nonsense to me again, I'll teach you a lesson first! Huh? What's the matter with the bump on your head?"

Ouyang Qi subconsciously touched his forehead and sighed: "I fell down and hit a rock. It still hurts like crazy! What a fucking unlucky person!"

The man laughed and said, "Did you hit your head on a rock? Haha, I thought you were talking so stupidly today."

He took Ouyang Qi's hand and walked to an idle horse and said, "Let's go home quickly and see my parents first. Mom has been having trouble sleeping and eating because of you these days, and she has lost a lot of weight. Luckily you're okay."

The more Ouyang Qi listened, the more confused she became. She threw away his hand and said angrily: "They say you recognized the wrong person, but you still don't believe it! Please, please open your eyes and take a closer look to see if I am the person you are looking for." ?Yes or no?"

"Wrong person?" The man was startled when he saw Ouyang Qiyi's solemn face. He walked around him and murmured: "This black bear fur coat, these wild deer brown leather boots... and... "

With his right hand, he quickly took out the white jade plaque from the animal skin bag on Ouyang Qi's waist, and said with a smile: "There is also this special jade plaque for our Yaoguang Mansion... Humph, you still dare to accuse me. Wrong person?! Okay, Seventh Brother, the joke is over, get on your horse and go home with me!" He handed the jade token to Ouyang Qi.

Ouyang Qi's heart skipped a beat, and he finally realized that the corpse he met in the forest just now was the real "seventh brother" of the man in front of him, and he happened to have a similar appearance, the same name, and the same clothes as the corpse. His clothes and jade token were taken from him, so he was mistakenly identified.

"What should I do? Tell him about the corpse? No, the clothes and jade tags of the corpse are all on me now. If I tell him, fools will think that I may have killed the corpse. Then I will be justified. I can't explain it, it would be weird if I didn't get torn into pieces on the spot!" Thinking of this, Ouyang Qi broke into a cold sweat on his back.

As my mind whirled, I thought again: "Looking at the formation of these people in front of me, it seems that the person who died has a good background... Hehe, I don't have anywhere to go for the time being anyway, so I might as well go back with him under his name. When encountering unknown situations Just pretend to be crazy and act stupid. Oh, how can I be so smart?" Ouyang Qi grinned and actually laughed out loud.

Such a smart person was thrown into this troubled world, what a genius!

"Seventh brother, why are you giggling? Get on your horse!" The man who called himself Ouyang Qi's "fifth brother" urged.

Ouyang Qi made up his mind to continue the deception, and stopped saying that the man had "mistaken identity". He said with a confused expression: "Fifth brother...are you really my fifth brother? What's your name? Our family lives in Where? Who else is at home?... Ouch, my head hurts so much... I can't think of anything, my head..."

Suddenly, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, pulling hard on the messy green hair, looking like he was in agony.

His performance was natural and smooth, without any artificiality. I regretted why I didn't apply for the Film and Television Academy.