Talk With Lucifer

"I am detective Chloe Decker and I will be the one asking you questions," a woman got into the interrogation room where Cynthia, a clone of her, was seated in her costume. The officers had tried to remove the head , cut it off but to no avail.

"You people took your time," Cynthia chuckled. 'The original just bugged out after waiting for so long. She really wanted to Lucifer! But she was afraid a fight would break out so she created me before using Flying Thunder God jutsu to go away.'

"Well it's not everyday we get to arrest someone of your calibre!" the detective said before opening the file. "No matter how much we try to send you to court, we can't do that without knowing your real name and all that!" The door opened and another woman walked inside. Detective Decker's back straightened at sight and her expression became one of seriousness.

'So her boss? When's Lucifer going to get in here?' she asked herself.

"What is your name?" Detective Decker asked.

"Kuma Kuma Bear hero," she answered with no hesitation.

"Your real name!" Decker insisted.

"What makes you think that's not my real name. I could be a cursed bear forced to be a hero to atone for my sins!" Cynthia joked. Decker's jaw clenched.

"We have you on an account of murder and assisted murder so I wouldn't get smart if I were you," the detective said.

"Look, if you send in Lucifer Morningstar then I might start giving some serious answeres," Cynthia decides to cut to the chase. Decker was surprised while the woman behind her narrowed her eyes.

"Why would you want to talk to Lucifer and not us?" she asked.

"Because I want to and I am guessing you are all on a timeline. I imagine there's a judge out there just dying to have to put a notorious vigilante behind bars to further his career. Bring me Lucifer and I will start giving answers," she said. Decker looked at the woman who nodded. She gave Cynthia one last glare before walking out of the interrogation room.

"Why did you decide to be a vigilante?" the woman asked her.

"Because more than anything, I want this city to be safe for those I care about," Cynthia answered. "No way would I leave it to someone like Helmet Killer!"

"What did you do to her?" the woman asked but only got the silent treatment. Her gaze hardened and leaned on the wall, observing him. Five minutes or so later, Decker came in with Lucifer Morningstar and the woman walked out.

"Heard you wanted to talk to me," Lucifer said as he sat down and criss crossed his legs, a show of total dominance.

"Well, start of all, nice to finally meet you!" she said before suddenly throwing a kunai towards his head. It was just a fraction of a millisecond, time that not even an enhanced being to react to. She was sure not even Superman would react due to the suddenness. But, she saw the kunai turn to dust before it even left her paws. Decker was just surprised to suddenly see her hand outstretched towards Lucifer, going for her weapon.

"That's alright, detective. If she wanted you dead she would not have been arrested. Which means you wanted to talk to me!" Lucifer placated the young detective while deducing the main reason she got arrested.

"I wanted to know just which kind of Lucifer I am dealing with here. The Biblical diabolical, world ending crybaby or you, the one that just steamrolls everything in creation and gets what he wants," she said, not bothering to dice her words. She knew Lucifer valued the truth and he was just too powerful for her to lie to him, or was he? She just told him a lie and he did not react to it! She suddenly kicked him in the shins under the desk, making him suddenly cry out in pain.

"Ouch, mother...trucker!" he was even restraining himself from swearing outwardly.

"I guess that answered every question I have," Cynthia said before breaking the handcuffs with just a tug. The detective went for her pistol only to see her appear in front of her, the pistol pointed to her stomach.

"Pl...Please, don't do this!" she begged her.

"Oh, I'm not gonna shoot you, you're just too pretty to have a scar on you," Cynthia joked before she chopped her on the neck. Decker's eyes rolled upwards as unconsciousness took her. Lucifer caught her before she hit the ground, glaring at her.

"Look, I didn't want to disrespect you or anything but I wanted to know just what kind of Lucifer you are. When you have calmed down and feel like talking with no cameras around, you know how you can reach me."

"What's stopping me from making sure you don't leave?" Lucifer asked.

"The same thing that made you slow down so much the officers outside are just moving in slow motion towards the room," she answered, surprising Lucifer.

"You can feel that?"

"I major in martial arts. You wouldn't believe the kind of things I feel everyday! So, you call me when you have calmed down and not in the presence of your Kryptonite and we will talk as equals. No masks, no false bravado!"

"You are awfully cocky for someone who knows what I am," Lucifer narrowed his eyes on her.

"It's called occupational hazard. I am just a clone so I am built to take punches for the original. Don't give me that look, this is what we are made for. So, you can snap me out of existence, that won't kill the original. While you are powerful to a perverted level, the original is getting there," the clone hyped the original.

"Oh, I know. I can feel the energies just oozing out of her, it's what that brought me out of hell. Tell your original I will have a seat down with her!" Lucifer said. The clone gave a salute before she poofed away. "What an interesting little godling!" Lucifer then released his control of time, making the officers burst into the interrogation room, guns ready for a war.

"You just missed her! She knocked out the detective before vanishing in smoke," Lucifer told them, carrying the detective in a princess carry.

...

Cynthia was just getting into bed after the long talk with the clones about her suit when she got the memories of the clone she left in the police station flood her mind. Due to her perfection of the jutsu, the clone's memories would not even make her mind itch. Or maybe her mind was powerful enough to take it, she had no idea which was which.

"Alright, she did not anger the big bad so much it's not reparable! This will work. If I can bag in Lucifer then I will get a training partner and I'll know just where I stand in the universe!" she said to herself in glee. She knew that Lucifer was weakened when he was beside Chloe Decker or anywhere near her if we follow the idea of the TV show. If she were to start giving her demands when he was weakened, Lucifer would have harbored some ill-intent towards her for that. She would rather not leave the universe yet! So, she was playing it smart. Bag in Lucifer, impress him so much he will take her under his wing and when Amenadiel comes knocking and is grounded on Earth for his own beliefs, make sure she gets chummy with him too. When he gets his powers, she will have two overpowered last bosses protecting her ass against anything supernatural like Micheal Demiurges or other angels and cosmic entities!

"Sometimes my genius scares me!" she said to herself.