A Tale of Business and Romance. Chapter 26

"They're homos! And their brothers!" Shiro said shocked backing up from the scene.

"Hey Shiro-Chan!" Honey said jumping on Shiro's back. "You wanna have a piece of cake with me? We have three kinds, Chocolate, Strawberry, and Lime" Honey said.

"Hey back off!" Shiro said pushing him off "What grade are you in anyway? Why are you in a high school uniform?" Shiro said which made Honey start to cry.

"Something wrong Mitsukuni?" Mori said.

"That's not fair! A little kid like you isn't supposed to have a cool older friend like him!" Shiro said as Honey jumped on Mori's shoulders.

Shiro backed up into Haruhi who was carrying tea.

"You alright?" Haruhi asked. "It took me a while to get use to all the crazies around here so don't freak out I'm sure you'll get use to it"

'This one kinda acts like a girl' Shiro thought.

"Something wrong?" Haruhi asked.

"Are you a cross dresser?" Shiro asked.

Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru let out a gasp. "Oh no!" They all said panicked, fearing that Haruhi's secret was in jeoparty.

Tamaki ran over to them. "Well that's enough I think Shiro should take care of the tea for us."

"Wow Haruhi you're looking extra manly today." Kaoru said. Kagome from the other side of the room with her customers, sighed, "Excuse me ladies, I believe they are going to need my help."

"Oh he is so helpful." One of Kagome's customers sighed.

"So honorable!" They all giggled together.

"Like the boss I think the boss should take care of the tea for us you're to macho for tea sets." Hikaru said before he, Kaoru and Tamaki started laughing.

'This kid is smarter than I thought' Tamaki thought.

'He may be a kid but he's got quite an eye" Hikaru and Kaoru thought.

"Now be its pretty heavy," Haruhi said as she tried handed it off to Shiro but he dropped the tray.

"It's not my fault I dropped it it's your fault for making me carry it in the first place." Shiro said to Haruhi.

"Say what?" Haruhi said.

"Haruhi that's another 100,000 yen," Kyoya said.

"You should make the cross dresser carry the tea set I'm not here to carry tea sets I'm here to learn how to make women happy" Shiro said.

"You won't get anywhere with that attitude." Tamaki said.

Shiro suddenly felt a cold shiver go down his spine causing him to peek over his shoulder, he froze. Kagome stood behind him with red eyes, her hair swirling about her and hands on her hips. It was the same look that his mother gave him when he was about to get punished.

Kagome took shiro's ear. "Ouch that hurts!" The kid yelled.

"I really don't care, you are being disrespectful to the club members and our guests. Put this brat in isolation."

The twins appeared behind her saluting, "You got it Kagome."

A cage suddenly appeared from the ceiling locking Shiro inside.

"Why would you lock loyal apprentice! Let me out of this stupid cage!" Shiro said.

"Not until you've learned your lesson" Tamaki said. "I took you on as your apprentice because I thought you were serious about becoming a host but I guess I was wrong." Tamaki said at he sat down and drank a cup of tea.

"I am serious! Totally serious!" Shiro said. Tamaki just continued sipping his tea. "I want you to teach me how to make a woman happy." Shiro said before dropping to his knees. "I'm running out of time you're a host because you like girls right? You like bringing a smile to a girl's face. You're a genius at it! You're the king!" Shiro said.

"Well you may be a brat but I like your fire to become a host so I'll teach you" Tamaki said.

"Hmm" Kagome said rubbing her chin. 'I want you to teach me how to make a woman happy! I'm running out of time!' Shiro's voice said in her thoughts. 'He wants to make a woman happy so what happens when time runs out?' Kagome thought.

"You know Shiro you and I are so much a like" Tamaki said.

"You poor kid" Haruhi moaned.

"Yeah, being an idiot sure is hard." Kagome said next to the cage.

"Then you'll become the kind of host that will make any woman happy" Shiro said.

"Of course making women happy is the sole purpose of being a host. If this is what you really want you'll have to use the material you alright have" Tamaki said.

"What does that mean?" Shiro said.

"You see at the Ouran Host Club each host uses their individual traits to meet the needs of our guests. For example there's Tamaki who's the princely type. There's the strong silent type. (Mori) The boy Lolita type (Honey) The little devil type (Hikaru and Kaoru) the cool type (Kyoya). It's all about variety and now our group is complete with Haruhi the natural type and Kagome the Honorable Type." Kyoya said.

"The natural?" Haruhi said confused.

"It would seem that we have the perfect blend of characteristics so it might be difficult to find a type for Shiro," Kyoya said.

"If you go by his age he should be the boy Lolita type" Hikaru said.

"But Honey-Senpai already has that type" Kaoru said.

"Is he going to replace me?" Honey said crying.

"No one could replace you Senpai," Kagome said rubbing his hair playfully.

"Oh c'mon is that all you got." Renge said. Then Renge came up on her spinning motor pillar.

"What is up with this place it's suppose to be a music room." Haruhi said.

"Sorry to interrupt but what's up with the lackluster characters?" Renge said. "This is really disappointing I thought I taught you better."

"Alright Miss Manger how would you work Shiro into our cast of characters." Tamaki said. "He can't be the boy Lolita because Honey-Senpai already has the part" Tamaki said as Kagome held up Honey.

"You just don't get it do you? Now listen up there are pretty of girls out there with a thing for younger boys or boys with baby faces." Renge said.

"Don't people go to jail for that?" Kagome asked confused.

"Not if their Shouta fans" Renge said.

"Shouta?" Haruhi asked even more confused.

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