Chapter Eleven: Death Forest Ambush (EDITED)

"I am the examiner of 1. Phase of chunin exams, my name is Ibiki Morino. I want to announce to you. When you enter from this door, you will have a fairly high degree of death. From 125 of you, the only ones who will pass this and become a chunin are 50 or 60. The rest of you will die." İbiki said with a mocking smile on his face. His hawk likes eyes were looking for weak ones in the crowd. He could already see that some of them were hesitating.

"Now, you can enter the first phase of the exam." Next, he entered the door behind him. Participants followed him from his behind.

Hiro looked at Ibiki with cunningly. 'He is using his mind games from the start. He is pressuring the weak willed ones, so he can cut from numbers. He is Hidden Leaf's top interrogator, not for nothing. I need to treat his words as a lie from the start.' Hiro thought inside his mind like a fox while he was looking totally normal outside.

Soon, participants arrived to a huge classroom. Ibiki turned around and signed them to sit down in the desks. When everyone sat down on their chairs, he opened his mount and started to speak. "Your first phase of exam is a written exam. There will be 10 questions on your paper. The passing note is 50. Every question is 10 points. After your papers distributed to you, you could start. Don't forget to write your name and participant number."

Next, after every participant took their papers, the exam started officially.

Hiro looked at the paper in front of him with a frown. Then he smiled mockingly. 'Ohoho. What were these questions? They are hard as fuck. Meeehh. I couldn't bother myself to solve them. I will sleep until the last question. Only the last question mattered.' Hiro thought as he put his feet on the table and relaxing his body on his chair. 'Oh, my man. I forgot these school chairs are so good to sleep. Yawn...' He closed his eyes and slept. He could sense the eyes of participants and examiners on him. Furthermore, he didn't care and just continued to sleep.

Soon he heard the examiner's shoot to a participant. "Disqualified!" Hiro adjusted his ass to a more comfortable position. 'Ah, my man. Copy is an art that nobody aside a master could do properly. What a green grass...'

Soon the exam was on its final moment. Hiro opened his eyes. He could see his worried teammates' eyes on him. He signaled them to don't worry.

"This is your last question. If you can't answer this, you will be disqualified from exams forever. If you don't want to be disqualified from exams forever, just hold up your hand. You can always enter this exam at another time." Ibiki said gently last part to the participant. His tone was like saying good things to them. This is further encouraged the weak willed participants to give up. Hiro could see Naruto was also holding his hand up. Hiro frowned. 'Is there something like this? Oh. He probably will shout and bullshit again.'

"MY NAME IS NARUTO UZUMAKI AND I WILL BE HOKAGE, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto said while he was shouting. Hiro felt that his ears raped. 'Ughh. So loud but... I like the guts of this kid. As expected from a main character.' Hiro thought as he looked at Naruto from his corner of eyes.

Ibiki looked at Naruto and smiled. "Then... All of who remained passed!" Ibiki said as he smiled with his punchable face. Hiro could feel disbelieving shouts of people. He just smiled and sat up from his chair. He went to his teammates.

When he arrived near of them, he punched by Kimi. He also took a slap to his head by Mura. "You stupid fuck! I almost fucked you up while I was doing the fucking exam!" Kimi said angrily. She was looking frustrated.

"Your senpais is right, Hiro. What have you done is an irresponsible thing." Mura said. His body was still looking tense from earlier moments.

Hiro looked at them unhappily. "What? You need to believe me more. I am a fucking genius at passing exams!" His teammates just looked at him speechless. Kimi was about to beat his ass again, the mirror of the room shattered and a woman who was wearing revealing clothes came from it. There was a banner hanging on her, 'SEXY ANKO MITARASHI IS HERE'.

Inside, the room became silent. Ibiki was looking her exhausted. He rubbed his forehead. "You troublesome girl. Why can't you try to become a normal human being? Ah. Anyway. These kids are on you. I am going."

"Hello kids! I am Anko Mitarashi, your second phase examiner! Now, let's start! Follow me." She said without bathing an eye to her fellow examiner.

Hiro looked at people as follows her. People were looking at her confused. 'What a strange woman. Ah, also the view is beautiful from here. Look at this ass. They look like juicy watermelons! Ah, man. ' Hiro thought perverted.

Soon they arrived to entering of second phase. Anko stood before of the door. She smiled and started to explain. "This exam's name is Death Forest. You will see why people say these places are a death forest." She looked tense participants. Then her eye came on the Naruto. He was imitating her. "My name is Anko Mitarashi. Bleh bleh. You will see why people call this place death forest, bleh bleh. Hah. You can't make fear with just this!"

Anko looked amused by his antics. "Oh. Look at this. You are really a funny one. Kids like you die first. " She then throws her kunai to Naruto. Kunai tangent his cheek and Anko disappeared and reappeared behind Naruto. She licked blood on Naruto's cheek. She was about to say something, a tongue, give back the kunai which she threw. "Your kunai..." A woman with a strange hat said. She took her tongue back to her mount. "Ah. Thank you." Anko said.

'Aha. I found you pedo snake. 'Ughh. He... Or she looks so strange. It is so gross.' Hiro thought. He could feel the snake pedo's gaze staying on him for a few seconds. Hiro frowned. 'His intentions are not so good. Will this genderless son of bitch target me? Hmm. I need to be careful. He can think of me as a spare body. That Kabuto... I will kill that fucker! He is a bug that I must squash.'

Anko left Naruto and came back to her spot. She smiled. "Before the start of the exam, I need you to sign these papers. This paper means if you die here, it is your responsibility." Everybody became tense. They signed their papers and gave them Anko back.

"Then... Take these parchments. You need to have earth one and heaven one together. If you lack one, you can't pass. You need to defeat other teams for parchments.

And an explanation about the exam. You will have a harsh survival in wild exam. When you gather two different parchments, you must go to tower middle of the forest. On there, you will have another small exam. You have 10 minutes to make a strategy. Good luck."

*Time skip: 10 min after*

Hiro was running along his teammates on tree branches. The exam started a while ago. "Senpais, let's stop." They stopped. "What happened Hiro?" Kimi asked. "We need to make a secret code. Also, you know my range of sensory. It is about 5 km. We can hunt other teams without them sensing us. "

"Okay. What about a hand sign? Or something only we know?" Maru asked. "Ah. Let's just make it 'Kualalalaladlallaallad.'" Kimi said. 'How can she pronounce that?' (AN: I am lazy =-O)

"Umm. Okay?" Mura and Hiro said at the same time.

Soon they made an ambush plan. Hiro would sense the enemy, Mura would lay a genjutsu trap and then Hiro and Kimi will bombard them with their attacks. That basic.

Next they searched for an enemy team and they found them. 'Unlucky fuckers.' They first fall down genjutsu trap then they bested by Kimi and Hiro hardcore. Hiro looked at kids beside his feet. "It is not personal, kiddos." He took parchment from the ground. "Oh. Jackpot. Now we have two different ones. Let's go and finish the exam." Hiro said happily. Kimi and Maru smiled.

Then they started to go towards the middle of the jungle. While they were going, a massive snake appeared before them. Hiro's eyes became smaller. He looked worried by the sudden change. "Take cover!" He then immediately did his original ninjutsu, Chakra Spear, and threw it at the snake. His friends took him behind a log on the ground.

Fiuwwww

A Chakra Spear flew towards it.

Booommm

And exploded right middle of that motherfucker's face. The massive snake's head disappeared. Hiro didn't dare to became relaxed even after killing the snake. He knows the master of snake is around them.

At that moment, they heard a gross laugh. "Kukuku. Look at this hidden game. I wouldn't ambush you normally, but your potential is tempting me, Hiro-kun. You are such rare spices." When they turned towards to laugh, they saw a man with white skin and yellow snake eyes with painting on his face. Hiro frowned. "Orochimaru!" When he said this, he could feel that his friends became tense. They became silent and observant of this man.

"Kukuku. You recognized me, huh. No need to be this tense. I only came to play, Hiro-kun. If you entertain me enough, I will let you and your friends go." He said while he was seizing Hiro creepily. Hiro could feel killing aura which radiating from him become dense. He could go against it, but his friends couldn't. He did what came to mind first. Furthermore, he did shadow clones. Clones immediately took his frozen friends and started to run.

Hiro smiled to himself reassuringly. 'This pedo won't kill me because he is interested in me, but the same can't be said about senpais. Most it will be some snake bite... Nothing more.' He looked at the eyes of his opponent. "Yeah, motherfucker. I can recognize you because your mother was so ugly, her features passed to you as a pattern." He said mockingly.

"Kukuku. It is interesting that you can speak in front of me with such a tone, kiddo. Didn't you fear the death?"

"If I was afraid of death, I won't become a ninja! Shadow Clone!" Hiro said with his mocking smile, and did clone ninjutsu. 30 clone appeared around him. " Ten of you come with me for close combat, the remaining bombard that fucker with spears."

Orochimaru smiled like a maniac. "You are making me more interested, Hiro-kun. Although you are not an Uchiha like the previous kid, you have so much potential. I want your body as a replacement."

Hiro didn't answer to him. He just opened Eight Gates and ran to punch him alongside his clones. His clones didn't have the same strength as him, but they can beat ass of this snake.

"Hah." He punched the snake. He immediately did replacement ninjutsu and replaced himself with his a log. The log punched by Orochimaru. When Orochimaru punched it, Hiro reappeared behind him with a kunai, but before he can do