Chapter 30! The Chunin Exam! Part 3:-The Beginning of Stage 2 and Meeting the Snake!

-Everyone outside! We're going to the place where the second stage of the exam will take place.

A few minutes later, we were near the Forest of Death.

-That's right, you little dummies, listen up! This is the Forest of Death."-Anko pointed beyond the high fence.

Then she started scaring the genii and giving instructions.

I did not listen because I know everything and began to look around for the "wolf in sheep's clothing. That is, a snake in genin's skin.

-It would be difficult even for a son of the Hokage. -It came to me. But I kept looking for Orochimaru.

-It's not nice to ignore people! -A kunai flew at me. She threw the kunai at me and moved behind my back. I leaned over a little, and the kunai flew past me. I could've gotten in front of the kunai, of course. But I don't think he could have done anything to me, he just bounced back.

I just stood there and did nothing.

Anko appeared behind me and put the kunai to my throat and licked my cheek.

-It's not nice to attack people from behind.-I smirked. And then quietly, so no one would hear.

-And you seemed like a decent woman to me, but now you're pressing your breasts against my back.

-What? -She was even surprised.

-Your Kunai! -Some blond man moved behind Anko's back. So that's why I didn't recognize him. (His appearance isn't the same as in the anime.)

He held up Kunai with his long tongue. Anko was surprised, but didn't show it.

-Thank you.-She took the kunai and finally let me go.

I flipped some of the move cages to Orochimaru and Anko.

-Something wrong? -He stuck his tongue out defiantly.

-No. It's just not nice to show your tongue to people. It's as long as a snake's. -Oh, the moving thing, mistakenly called

mistakenly called a tongue, froze. Orochimaru began to sweat.

-I-I'll keep that in mind.-Said he quickly turned around and walked away. Hahahahahaha. Where's your equanimity? And Orochimaru?

Kabuto has no idea what's going on right now. His idol, the "Legendary Sanin" and his teacher were spooked by some genin.

It's a shock to him.

- "How could I screw up like this? And in front of Minato's son, too? It's like the first time I've been on a mission."-that was a way to describe his

...in his head. I can't tell you exactly. Orochimaru spelled the word in his head halfway through, and the rest

hissed. Like a snake. He must be swearing in the language of snakes!

-Tila, let's go!!! -Sakura called out to me. We took the sky scroll. (Who would doubt that?) We walked out to our gate.

-Let's go! -The gate opened and we walked through it.

-So you girls are on your own from now on.

-What? -Satsuki asked.

-You will be my guide. I want to see how many days it takes you to reach the Tower. For seven days, I'll be watching

what you do.

-So you want to test our survival skills, little brother?

-Naruko.

-Where should we go? -Naruko asked.

-The tower is in the middle of the forest so let's go! -Sakura started to lead us.

We've been wandering through the thicket for the third hour now. You ask:

-What are you doing here? Why didn't you move?" Because I want the girls to learn how to survive.

It'll be a valuable lesson for them. You never know what's gonna happen. I've learned that in my travels in DC

Repeatedly. And besides, I'm waiting for Orochimaru. I want to kick his ass.

I played the flute and just followed the girls.

Three days passed.

-To be honest, I'm impressed! -I really was impressed! The girls had been surviving all this time without relying on me.

We settled down for the night under one huge tree. The girls arranged everything themselves. Satsuki set traps

around our camp and some simple illusions, and Naruko set chakra concealment seals, disguises, and traps just like Satsuki did. Sakura was making dinner.

Who would have thought that they would feel like they were at their home range in the jungle.

-Did you think we were all Pai-Girls who were afraid of even worms? -Satsuki smiled defiantly.

-No. But I didn't expect you to be so prepared. -There were a lot of traps in our path. I noticed them all, but I didn't

tell the girls. They found the traps themselves and disarmed them. There were animals that wanted to attack us. But

Sakura made some kind of potion from wild plants to keep the insects and animals away from us.

-Sister-in-law Tsunade put everything she knew into our heads. When you were training, we were busy learning, too. -Sakura.

-You surprise me.

-Hee-hee. -Satsuki chuckled.

-By the way!!! Did you and Ino have something going on? -Sakura looked at me intently.

-What? -Satsuki.

-Ha? -Naruko.

-She told you that? -I smiled.

-She said to me, "I beat you Sakura!"

-That's it? Then why do you think we had something?

-Woman's intuition?

-Is that so? -Women are scary creatures!

-Did we or didn't we?

-She kissed me the morning of the first phase.

-She kissed you? -Oh, you're blushing, Satsuki.

-Hmmm! -What's with Naruko's pensive face?

-Is that it? That's not it. I don't want to fall behind Ino."-Sakura slowly began to approach me. And I started to back away.

backwards.

-Em, Sakura? -Satsuki.

-Girls.-We're all the same age, but Ino beat us. That's not fair. We have to fix it, don't you agree? -she smiled

looking at them.

-I agree! -Naruko...

-We have to make up for lost time. Now Naruko started approaching me too.

-Am, girls. Not yet!

-We're your brides, it would have happened sooner or later. Satsuki get him!

I was stopped. And it was Satsuki.

-I'm sorry..., but it's not fair to them.

-Girls! Calm down. I got pinned down!

Sakura leaned forward and kissed me. She kept pushing. I kissed her back. After a moment, we broke away.

-Naruko now.

-Sakura! We're brother and sister! It's incest!

-But brother! I love you! -She's about to cry.

-Damn. That's a low blow! You know I can't stand it when you cry. -I went over and kissed her myself. Why? Я

I'm not even from this world.

-Now, I'm even ahead of Kushi-no! -What? I don't get it.

-What?

-Kushi didn't say you didn't kiss. Which means I beat her.

-Are you all in competition?

-Yeah! -Smiled Naruko.

-Now Satsuki. -Sakura nudged Satsuki. She slowly approached and closed her eyes.

I lifted her by her chin and kissed her. Satsuki blushed, her eyes moistening.

When we pulled away, she smiled softly.

-Thank you.

-Come back.

-AAHAAA! -suddenly there was a scream.

-The girls became alarmed.

-Satsuki, Sakura, Naruko, stay here. I'm going to find out what's going on.

-Okay, be careful.

In the blink of an eye I reached that spot and saw a huge bear. It was attacking a girl with glasses and red hair.

-Carin! -I threw the bear back. The leering bear flew away in a gasp.

-Karin! -she was bruised and knocked out.

I fixed her up first. She was perfectly fine now. I exhaled.

She would wake up soon. Back at our camp, I told the girls about her, but not everything.

-Was she attacked by a bear? -Naruko was worried.

-Yes. -I think her comrades are gone.

-I see. When's she gonna wake up?

-Soon. She's just really scared.

That's how the canon turned out. As I recall, she was hated in the land of grass, and her mother was killed.

Guess I'll have to pay them a visit.