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A Gamers Guide to Necromancy

Reincarnating a guy with a gamer system as a necromancer.The Dark Wolf Shiro is the author of the book -m.fanfiction.net/s/13277163/1/ I have Shiro's permission to publish his books, I was able to contact him and he said that I could publish his books.

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An Unavoidable Trial

Laying on her front she bit her lip at the feeling of Kuro thrusting his shaft between her butt-cheeks, his large balls slapping against her pussy at the apex of each thrust.

She'd insisted that there wouldn't be any vaginal sex, but in exchange she'd agreed to do anything else Kuro wanted, and he wanted to hot-dog her bubble-butt... his words not hers.

No matter how much she told herself it was for her village, she couldn't imagine Minato understanding, she couldn't delude herself that she wasn't naked in another mans bed, his thick shaft trapped between her ass-cheeks.

As he pulled back, he reached down and flipped her other, leaning down as he kissed her, his tongue forcing its way into her mouth and dominating her own. Somehow kissing felt like a bigger betrayal than giving him a blowjob, it felt more intimate, more personal.

Maybe it was the fact that he didn't let her close her eyes, forcing her to look into the face of the man she was cheating with, she couldn't pretend she was back in Konoha, that it was her husband who was claiming her lips as his own.

Feeling his shaft against her pussy, her eyes widened. Kuro's large shaft was grinding against her shamefully wet slit, the thick log of meat forcibly spreading her lower lips as he thrusted against her, he wasn't penetrating her, but the feeling of his member rubbing along her slit was sending waves of unwanted pleasure through her body as he gently groped one of her breasts, each squeeze making a small amount of milk escape her, she had only given birth recently after all, watching him move his lips to her nipple she felt her face flush, that was supposed to be for her son... and here she was with a fully grown man drinking from her bloated breasts, he mumbled something about Eromancy being 'OP' the first time he did it, claming it tasted like chocolate... she decided not to think about it. Her legs moved on their own, wrapping around his waist as his other hand gripped her ass, squeezing and rubbing the firm flesh.

To her shame, she came first. Her juices squirting out and coating his shaft, as her arms wrapped around his neck, she felt him join her in orgasm, his cum burst forth and coating her stomach and the under-side of her breasts.

Normally that would mean that her 'services' were complete... but she'd learnt that a single time was never enough for Kuro.

Watching him climb up onto her stomach, his still rock-hard shaft being pressed between her breasts, she held in a sigh. When she was sent to wake up Kuro, she knew it'd end like this, and she'd probably be here for another couple of hours before he was satisfied...

She ruthlessly suppressed the twinge of pleasure in her lower lips at the idea of hours of pleasure, this was for Konoha and Naruto, not her.

That's what she told herself to keep her mind despite the unending pleasure he inflicted on her.

- Kuro (True Form) - Later -

"And why exactly should I care?" I ask with a bored expression as I stare down at the peasant. It's nice when things go the way I planned... "Your daughter left the village, and my protection of her own free will, whatever happens to her is just the result of her own stupidity." I say coldly, as I do Gozuki and Mezuki glare at her from their positions at the bottom of the steps to my throne, I summoned them to act as 'royal guards' but really they're their to be intimidating. A Ox-Headed Demon and a Horse-Headed Demon wielding weapons bigger than a human are a impressive sight, especially for a peasant, they make a better impression than the human Scarlet Crusaders, and more firepower is always nice anyway.

I was waiting for this, Rose has been in the hands of my bandits for a while, I knew her mother would come begging for help eventually, I'd certainly taken enough steps to arrange it after all. Still, if I'm too eager to help it'll either make me look soft or make people suspicious.

"Please... she's just a child, she doesn't know any better... surely it wouldn't take much for someone of your power to find her?" she begs making me sigh.

"She was captured by a group of bandits, I know exactly where she is, I keep track of all threats to my empire after all, but I am have many enemies, pulling my forces away from Spree for a single girl is the height of stupidity." I say, leaning back on my throne.

"Can't you do it yourself? You're a powerful warrior aren't you?" she asks desperately making me scowl.

"You want me, the Overlord, to personally go track down a idiot child? You're brave woman, not smart, but brave..." I say trailing off with a glare as she freezes in terror.

"I... I didn't mean... I'm sorry... I just... I just want my daughter back..." she says with tears running down her cheeks.

"Yes, I imagine you wouldn't be so quick to make demands of someone capable of ending your life in a moment if you were of the right mind." I say in minor amusement. "I will be blunt, I am willing to rescue her, I want the bandits dead anyway, they just aren't a priority, the real question is what are you willing to give for me to speed up the process?" I ask leaning on my arm .

"Anything but my children." she says immediately, making me smirk.

"Oh, but if I demand your life, what will happen to your children? A pair of young children alone without any support?" I ask making her freeze.

"I... I don't..." she stutters.

"I will rescue your idiot daughter, and in exchange you will serve me, living in my Tower. Both your children will join you. You will not be paid, but you will be fed and given two rooms, I don't care which of you shares with which. You will serve me till your death, in whatever capacity I desire, do you agree?" I ask calmly as she pauses for a moment before she kneels.

"I do, my Lord."

Making a contract I pass it to Emely who has been silently kneeling by my throne, in a skimpy slave girl outfit... Serena's addition to the throne room, getting her to take it down to her. She is chained to the throne, but it's a very long chain.

As she signs it, needing to be shown how to since she's a dumb-ass peasant, I lean back, time to deal with some bandits...

As Emely passes it back, kneeling and leaning against my leg sexily I smirk, this is pretty nice to be honest. I am fairly surprised that Emely seems so happy down there.

- Emely -

This was one of the best jobs in the Tower, all the others where busy working while she literally laid around, occasionally feeding the Lord of the Tower some fruit.

The two weird demon things were kinda scary, but they were there to protect the residents of the tower, and once she got over their appearance she decided that it was better to have them here than to not have them.

She had to fight four other maids and several sex demons to get this position... so worth it. Serena was happy that she was so enthusiastic, Lord Kuro was happy with her obedience, even letting her have some of the fruits saved for him for her 'good work ethic', and she was literally laying down on the job, the cushions dealt with any discomfort, she could do this all day... in fact, that's exactly what she was going to be doing. It would be terrible when the rota changed and she was moved to another duty...

But for now she could enjoy her nice comfy 'job'.

- Kuro (Second Form) -

I am a genius.

Well, I'm moderately smart.

I need to do good deeds, so I gave some change to a homeless dude, and that got me one good deed done, then I found another homeless dude and gave him some change, and that was two good deeds done.

I'm on fourteen and all I've done is give away money I stole from the dude I killed. I want to deal with this quest asap, I want it gone before anything bad happens.

I have two days before the Apocalypse starts, and I'm basically ready... or as ready for the end of the world as you ever can be.

I've robbed a supermarket and filled my inventory with food that won't spoil quickly, I wasn't dumb about it, I sent a spirit to a different town and destroyed the cameras, they have no way of linking it to me when I'm at the other side of Japan after all. Then I looted a hardware store, grabbing tools for the future.

And my undead spirits are already lurking in several gold deposits, I want the gold now, but I also now better than to rush things, I can wait a few days before my heist, impatience is a dangerous thing after all.

I have noticed a few problems I've caused. I had spirits follow the main cast of Highschool of the Dead, and I've already seen the consequences of my actions, Saya has gone home since her father was killed, so she won't be at the school when it happens, and Rei is doing the same, since I accidentally killed her father...

Seriously what is the chance of the random nobody I targeted being related a member of the main cast? The Game claims it's due to my LCK stat, but whether it's good luck or bad I don't know yet...

Shido has been neutralised, when he went to bed I translocated with the spirit following him and used Evil Presence on him, he's been ordered to act as he usually would until I give him new orders.

For now I'm just working off my Good Deeds, I really don't want to have to deal with the consequences of failing this quest.

And that means I need to continue my search for beggars, normally I'd rage at giving away anything, but for now it suits my purpose.

- Rose -

She flinched at the sounds coming from outside the bandit leaders tent, the cold iron collar around her neck digging into her skin as she pulled the chain as far as it would go so she could see outside.

Peaking around the tent flap she gasped at the sight of the bandit leader flying back, rolling across the ground as he struggled to rise, a deep wound on his chest.

Fighting wasn't unusual here, she'd seen people die on a regular basis after all, but this was different. This wasn't infighting, and it wasn't someone challenging the leader for control...

She could hear more shouting and fighting, the sounds of metal striking metal out of her line of sight. As the leader rose on shaky legs he was struck with a wave of sickly looking light, collapsing to the ground with a pained scream...

Magic... she only knew of one person that used magic... The Overlord. She didn't know whether to be hopeful or terrified. She wanted to go home, but she came here to fight against him, and he wasn't a merciful person...

She could hear feminine laughter before a wave of fire engulfed several of the bandits, their screams filled the clearing and she had to look away as their flesh melted, the sickening smell of burning flesh spreading quickly as she held in her sick.

"It was brave of you all to think you could steal from me, from my people... but bravery is only rewarded when you have the power to back it up." the familiar voice of the Overlord remarked, sounding almost amused as she peaked out again, seeing him in all his majesty as he walked towards the few survivors clad in heavy black armour, a blood soaked axe resting in his hand.

It looked like it would take two men just to lift it, he was using a single hand as he gave it a few test swings.

Behind him was a dark skinned woman, wearing similar armour, though far less covering... her giant sword coated in red flames as she smirked through her helmet.

One of the bandits leapt forwards, his club aimed for the exposed head of the Overlord as he calmly grabbed the man by the throat lifting him from the ground with one hand, barely looking at the bandit the Overlord clenched his fist, snapping the neck with ease as he tossed the corpse away dismissively.

...what the hell was she thinking trying to rebel against a monster of a man like that? He could probably kill her by staring too hard in her general direction.

"Inferna, deal with the rest." he ordered as he walked her way.

She wanted to run, to flee as far and fast as she could, but the collar and chain kept her in the room as he pulled the tent flap open walking in and looking down at her with a cold glare.

She felt entirely too exposed under the gaze of his dark eyes, and not just due to her nakedness.

"So, how was rebelling against me? Or were you hoping I wouldn't know why you ran away?" he asked with a sneer, his armoured gauntlet tightening around the axe.

As she went to speak, whether to beg for her life or to defend herself she didn't know, he took a swift step forwards, swinging his axe down towards her. As she flinched back, shutting her eyes in terror, she heard the shot of metal on metal as his axe cleaved through the chain.

"You're a fool, but you're also a child. If you were older it would have been your head." he said calmly, letting the axe go as it stayed stuck in the ground. Reaching forwards he gripped the collar with both hands, simply rending it in two. "We are leaving, you will follow." he ordered grabbing his axe as he walked away.

Not wanting to give him a reason to change his mind, she jumped up, uncaring of her nakedness as she stayed close to the giant of a man, if her time here had taught her anything it was that it was better to do as she was told when dealing with powerful men. She had scars across her body that would serve as a reminder of that lesson.

As they walked past the corpse of her former owner the Overlord calmly stepped on the body, his armoured foot crushing the head like a rotten pumpkin, she paused for a moment, spitting on the corpse before she rushed to catch up with the Overlord.

For better or worse, her time here was over.

- Kushimaru -

"Did you think you wouldn't be noticed, Assassin?" the one in the lead said, Wearing strange green around and a horned helm, flames shaped like small dragons coming of his body as he pointed a Bo staff cloaked in flames at him. Three other similarly garbed men stood behind him, readying their own weapons.

Tilting his head slightly he awaited his new orders, they weren't targets after all. As he did he felt his mind clear for the first time since he was resurrected. His suppressed mind and emotions returning rapidly.

He had his own free will back... finally.

'Not back, exactly. Consider this a test Kushimaru, I can crush your will in an instant after all. Serve me well, and you can keep your mind, disobey and you can return to being noting more than a mindless tool. Deal with the fools.'

Annoying... but he had no intention of losing his mind again.

"Your reign of terror ends here scum. We will end you here and now." a dark-skinned one in white and orange around said, a pair of small axes in his hands as a cow-like creature made of blue flames circled him.

"We will see." he replied readying his sword. He hadn't just got his mind back only for him to be beaten, if they were coming after one of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist they should have brought more than four.

A fat one leapt forwards, swinging a spear coated in pink flames at him, but he was far too slow, by the time he'd closed half the distance Kushimaru had already body-flickered.

Reappearing behind the one he saw as the weakest link, a small skinny one holding some burning talismans, he brought his sword forwards, using the wires to pierce the man, before he jumped back, using the wires penetrating the man to hang him from one of the trees. He didn't have time to properly crucify the fool, but his suffering would distract the others.

"Leopard! Buffalo get him down! We shall handle the enemy." the Dragon one shouted as he and the fat pink one rushed towards him, a Boar of Pink Flames charging ahead of them.

He was undead, he couldn't truly be killed... with this in mind he simply leapt through the boar, ignoring the burning as he stabbed his blade into the neck of the fat one, enjoying the shocked gurgling as he tried to breath, choking on his own blood.

One Down.

The Dragons all leapt forwards, biting his body but he ignored the pain as he blocked the Bo Staff from the enraged warrior, glancing back he was the axe man about to cut his wires, with a smirk he pulled on the wire still attached to his blade, watching as the wires tightened around their captive, cutting through his armour and flesh.

Two Down.

He'd missed this, the bloodshed, the despair.

As the axe wielding one charged him enraged he grinned under his mask, timing it perfectly he ducked under the wild swing, before thrusting his blade up, piercing the soft flesh beneath the mans chin. As his blade came out through the top of the mans skull he laughed, enjoying the disbelief on the mans face. He'd seen plenty of people like him, delusional fools who thought they were unbeatable...

He enjoyed crushing their delusions.

'Take the last one alive, I have use for him'

Frowning he rushed the last survivor, taking people alive wasn't really his style, but his 'Master' hadn't specified how alive...

Dodging under a thrust he brought his sword up again, severing the arm with a smirk as the weapon, and the arm holding it, fell to the ground. The armour he was wearing looked impressive... but it was full of holes. It was designed for looks, not functionality.

A leg could go next, people had trouble escaping without legs. The man was in shock as he stared at the stump where his arm had once been, and he barely had time to react as Kushimaru severed both his legs in one swing, his blade was made for piercing not severing, but it could work well enough against weak foes like this.

Before the man could even fall he pierced him again, the wires holding him in the air as he attached it to the trees around him, leaving the weakling hanging in the air, his flames dying out.

"Well, he is alive I suppose." the one who enslaved him said, suddenly standing in the clearing with them.

He considered attacking the man, but the moment he thought it his head throbbed in pain, his body freezing as the man watched in amusement.

"Did you really think I didn't take precautions? Never mind that, time to get to work." he said walking past him towards the strung up man.

"I-if you intend to interrogate me, you'll be disappointed..." the fool said shakily making the man laugh.

"Not interrogate, sacrifice." he said as he started using a Jutsu.

He recognised this, and he definitely recognised the sword the man brought out, the Blastsword Shibuki... it looked like Jinpachi would be joining him soon enough.

It was mildly interesting to watch the mutilated man change into the form of one of his team-mates.

As Jinpachi rose up looking around he smirked, now two of the seven were reunited, this world would know the terror of the Seven...

- Kuro (True Form) -

Jinpachi was as annoying as Kushimaru but a demonstration of my ability to strip him of his will brought him to heel, I've had him join Kushimaru in his task of weakening the empire, I'll keep an eye on his action but he seems to understand that it's better to serve me with his mind intact than to have it suppressed. I have spirits following them and reporting on their actions anyway, so if they turn on me, I'll know.

Watching Nyx fly around my throne room I smile in amusement as she does a flip, I wanted this world to be more secure before I brought my Familiar, but I've dealt with the majority of the threats to my tower now anyway, I still have enemies of course, but Goldo hasn't left his land, and the Empire, Assassins and Amazons lack the numbers to siege my tower.

Serena has been given the task of looking after Nyx while I am away, once Nyx is fully grown she'll be a powerful ally, but for now she's just a child.

Rose has been reunited with her mother, it was very moving and touching, really it was. Molly has been escorted by a guard to gather her things from Spree and will be returning with her son soon, I doubt I'll ever have to actually deal with the little brat, and keeping him in a nice safe tower with his family makes me seem like a care for my staff.

My guards will make sure Spree understands that I was the great hero who saved the idiot girl, and that I gave Molly a job out of the kindness of my heart, taking care of her and her family. Which is the truth, from a certain point of view.

Fay is still undoing the damage caused by years of corruption, so Oberon isn't ready to join me on my mission to kill Goldo, so I can't deal with that yet...

Which means I'm just killing time now I guess.

I did get an odd report. All the gates to the Abyss closed themselves, and I don't know how or why. I have no way into the Abyss with them gone, but that doesn't mean that the threat is gone... but for now I'm just playing the waiting game on that front.

Heading upstairs I sigh, I want this world secured as soon as possible. But things are conspiring to delay my conquest. It's annoying, but rushing could be just as dangerous as delaying.

...I need some stress relief.

- The Second Overlord -

"My Lord! The Everlight Resort is on fire! Again!" someone shouted making him sigh.

Blackbeard. That name filled him with almost as much hatred as the name of the usurper himself.

Almost all the elven slaves had been stolen away, along with everything that wasn't nailed to the floor... sometimes he even stole the nails.

Every attempt to stop him ended in failure, he struck quickly, stole what he could, and vanished before they could respond. He'd even stolen several of the Empires ships, filling them with slaves as he built a fleet of angry elven slaves.

He knew where they were, but the island was well protected... Blackbeard sunk anyone who even started to approach them, no matter the numbers they sent Blackbeard slaughtered them with the greatest of ease.

His new body was ill-suited for magic, and the constant presence of the Anti-Magic shield was weakening him, his own magic was now far too weak... and he couldn't risk jumping bodies without a Phylactery, the ones captured by the Overlord were no longer connected to him... if he left this body he would die.

This was proving to be a considerable issue, since that meant he was stuck in the body of a old powerless fool. And he was stuck dealing with all the things the former inhabitant of this body would have dealt with, if they suspected him the Sentinels and Eradicators would kill him, and he lacked the power to defend himself.

"My Lord! The food supplies stored in the Heartlands have rotten!"

"My Lord! Someone has murdered several senators in the Empire City!"

...Dammit. From a purely tactical stand point he could admire how effectively the Overlord... dammit now even he was calling him that. How effectively the usurper was sabotaging the empire. But as the guy stuck dealing with the problems caused by him he could only feel anger and despair.

- Kuro (True Form) -

"I have to admit... I didn't see this coming." I say leaning back as I try to focus despite the intense pleasure shooting through me as I look down at the blonde head bobbing up and down on my shaft.

I had someone waiting for me in my room, which isn't that unusual to be honest, what is unusual is who was waiting.

Pulling back she takes my shaft out of her mouth, gently stroking it as she looks up at me.

"I appreciate you giving me time to adjust... but I know why I was summoned." Celestine says calmly as she continues stroking before she takes my shaft back into her mouth, making my tighten my grip on the bed sheets.

I don't know whether it's because she's from a Hentai world or just her natural talent, but she is really good at this, not Yasaka good, but then very few are... wait, what is Yasaka even doing? I haven't seen her in a while.

- Yasaka -

"Hold her down! We've almost beaten the monster!" one of her opponents shouted as countless arms pinned her limbs down...

They think she can't beat them without her limbs? They thought wrong. Delving her tongue deeper into the succubus sitting on her face she sent her tails out, wrapping around her assailants and pulling them away as she made her illusionary clones, setting them on her victims.

The room was covered in unconscious Succubi, and filled with moans and whimpers from those who hadn't fallen yet.

Making eye contact with the tied up Succubus Queen she smirked, making the Sex Demon shiver.

They thought numbers would help them, they were so very wrong.

- Kuro (True Form) -

I'm sure it's fine.

Leaning back I close my eyes, simply enjoying the feeling of her warm wet mouth on my shaft, her tongue running along it as she took my length into her throat without hesitation, either she's suppressing her gag reflex, or she simply doesn't have one.

Her fingers are gently massaging my balls as she blows me, moving my hand down I place it on her head, carefully guiding her head as I hold her silky hair in a gentle grip, I don't want to hurt her after all...

With a grunt I cum, she's been down there a while and she's good enough that I can't quite hold back without a lot of effort, which I just can't be bothered to put in.

As my seed fills her mouth she calmly swallows it, easily handling my load as she pulls back, keeping only the tip within her mouth as she strokes the rest of the shaft rapidly. My release lasts a while, with several ropes of cum shooting forwards, but she handles it as she takes each load into her mouth, before swallowing, not letting even a trace to escape her pouty lips.

"...You're good at that. Far better than I expected to be honest." I admit as she rises, softly pushing my down as she climbs onto my lap, her pussy lips resting on my shaft as she gently grinds against me.

"I may have been summoned from before my... defilement, but I was forced to experience all the visions of my future in first person... I am a virgin, but I have the memories of years of defilement and debauchery... I know what you saved me from, allow me to show you my gratitude my Lord..." she says lifting herself up and lining my shaft up with her pristine slit.

As she goes to lower herself my door opens making me frown in annoyance.

"My Lord... I apologise for the interruption, but you are needed for another trail, I believe you will want to deal with this one as soon as possible." Serena says with a deep frown.

As Celestine climbs off me I get up with a sigh, work calls I suppose. Re-equipping my outfit I walk towards her as Celestine gets dressed as well.

"It's fine, you wouldn't have disturbed me if it wasn't important, what's happened?" I ask, suppressing my annoyance, Serena is the last person who would blue-ball me on purpose.

"One of your guests has been captured attempting to steal and destroy your property, I believe his name is Kiba? He was captured attempting to steal sword from your armoury, when Lord Erebus confronted him the criminal attacked him in a rage..."

Ahh... Shit.

It doesn't take a genius to work out which of my sword Kiba wanted... Excalibur Ruler.

"Where is he now?" I ask seriously.

"He was beaten by Lord Erebus and locked within your prisons."

"Have him brought to my Throne Room in ten minutes, bring Rias and her group as well. This isn't going to be fun for anyone involved..." I mutter as I start to head to my throne.

- Rias -

What the hell was going on? When Lady Serena had informed her that Kiba had been captured trying to steal from Kuro she was sure it was a misunderstanding, but looking at Kiba as he was forced to kneel at the bottom of the steps towards Kuro's throne she wasn't so sure.

His normally gentle smile was replaced with a furious scowl as he struggled against his chains, the Scarlet Crusaders Kuro kept in his throne room were all using Light Magic to coat their weapons as they surrounded him, the two Youkai-like creatures were both ready to attack if he tried anything, and the massive armoured man who captured him was stood next to Kuros throne, glaring down at Kiba as he held a golden sword.

...Oh.

Kuro had a piece of Excalibur... suddenly Kiba's attempted crime made far more sense...

Looking up at the scowling Kuro she winced, this wasn't going to be fun.

Kiba was one of her beloved family... but Kuro was... Kuro. She didn't think she could go against whatever he decided when Kiba was actually guilty... she could only hope that this wouldn't end in an execution.

"Yuuto Kiba, despite my repeated kindness to your King, you have committed the crimes against me... you have been found guilty of the crimes of Attempted Theft, Attempted Destruction of the Property of the Overlord, and the Assault of a Servant of the Overlord. Do you have anything to say in your defence before I decide upon your punishment?" Kuro asked sternly looking down on the chained up Knight.

Despite the seriousness of the situation, she couldn't help but squeal internally at how handsome and cool he looked as he ruled over his court.

- Bonus Scene – Game Night -

"This is kidnapping. You realise that right?" I ask with a sigh as I look into the grinning face of Shiro, still wearing Power Girls body. I was in the middle of a trail dammit.

"Yup. Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Huh? Huh?" S/He asks poking me in the face repeatedly as I stare at him... her? Fuck it, Shiro is just an It.

"Nothing, I was just pointing it out. So, what do you want this time?" I ask with a sigh as I push her hand away.

"It's time to test our friendship best buddy... in the most brutal of ways..." it says with a sinister grin as the area changes to an all to familiar location.

Moo Moo Meadows?

"It's time for... Mario Kart!" it says as the karts and racers appear, making me stare at it in bemusement. "I was thinking about doing Mario Party instead, but I've never played Mario Party without it ending in a homicide. Anyway, pick a kart, it's time to race!" it says rushing over to a Hyrule themed bike.

Deciding to just get on with it I go over to the karts, eventually picking the Bone Rattler, I do like Bones...

As I mount my bike... technically a ATV I think, we are suddenly at the start line. Looking at my position I frown again, why am I starting in eighth place while Shiro is in First.

"By the way best buddy, there's a reward for winning... and a penalty for losing! Good Luck!" it shouts back at me as the lights start counting down...

Dammit...

Just play along with the terrifyingly overpowered madman...

I can't help but feel like I'm going to lose this... mostly because I can't help but feel Shiro is going to cheat non-stop. I was good at Mario Kart in my past life, but that won't help me if Shiro just cheats its way to victory...

Three... Two... One...

As the lights turn green I set off, getting my boost sending me into third almost immediately as I swerve through the other racers... they don't matter, this is between him and me...

- Later -

I highly doubt it was supposed to be tournament rules when we started that first race, but I get the feeling Shiro is a sore loser, it seemed to take getting third place personally...

Admittedly I'd be pissed if someone blue-shelled me at the finish line, and it can't even blame me since it was Peach who threw it, I just took advantage to pass Shiro and Waluigi and take the win.

And then all of a sudden it was a tournament with four races.

Surprisingly Shiro isn't outright cheating, except for the bullshit starting positions, I honestly expected a onslaught of unlimited red shells and mushrooms but Shiro is playing (kinda) fair.

That being said, Shiro is also really good at games... It knows every shortcut, every trick, and it's only through a mixture of skill and sheer dumb luck that I have managed to keep ahead.

I can't help but feel Daisy, Peach and Rosalina have it in for Shiro, they seem to save their shells for Shiro, if I had to guess I'd say it was because Shiro decided to grope Peach in between races...

Despite the angry princesses Shiro managed to win the second race... but I came second so I was still in the lead... and then he came third in the third race... which would be great if I wasn't in forth place... fucking Bowser and his three red shells.

With the current score board Shiro is in the lead... but if I beat him in this race, I win the tournament.

Looking ahead I see Shiro smirk back at me, last lap of Rainbow Road and the fucker has a decent lead... and three bananas...

I'm not normally that competitive, but something about that smirk makes my Gamers blood boil.

Turning back I toss my green shell just in time to block a red shell from Waluigi, I really don't have time for this...

Drifting around the corner I build my boost, using it at the perfect moment as I start to close the distance, the Bone Rattler wasn't the best choice in truth, despite it's coolness... it has bad acceleration and top speed compared to the Master Cycle Shiro chose...

Swerving into an item box I groan at the single green shell in my hand, turning another tight corner I toss it with careful precision, watching as it hits one of Shiros Bananas.

The finish line is around the next corner, and I don't have any items... a blue shell wouldn't reach Shiro in time at this point, and any red shells would target me...

Fuck.

"Looks like this is my win! You tried, but there's no beating the True Gamer!" Shiro shouts back, turning to smirk at me. "I am truly Unbeata- Oh fuck."

As I watch Shiro drive off the edge of the map I speed up, turning the corner carefully as I head across the finish line with a bemused look, watching the pop-up informing me off my victory.

What.

...Shiros an idiot.

"Okay! So, I think we can both agree that you only won due to complete luck." Shiro say teleporting next to me as the Track suddenly shatters apart, eldritch purple lightning destroying it in seconds...

I think he just killed the other racers... wait, no I can see the princesses... he just killed the guys.

I think we can all agree that you're a fucking idiot.

"You shut up, no-one invited you to our game. It was pure chance, nothing more." Shiro scowls, pouting in anger. "You know what? We're going somewhere else, and you aren't invited."

Before I can say anything we are somewhere else again.

"Fucking Game... Smug douche bag..." Shiro mutters as I look around the throne-room we are in. "Welcome to Nazarick by the way, cool place right?" it says throwing itself into the throne with a sigh.

"Nice Throne, I think I need a more impressive one..." I admit. "Also, isn't the Game a part of you?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, the smug douchey part of me. You know how people say you can be your own worst enemy? With me it's a bit more literal, assholes been on my case for thousands of years... he doesn't like that I lay with God Mode and Cheats. Something about it ruining the Game, I'm not ruining anything... just enhancing my enjoyment, that's all." it mutters.

"...Do you actually enjoy that?" I ask with a frown.

"...what do you mean? Of course I do?" Shiro says with a puzzled look.

"God Mode's boring, what's the point in playing a game you can't lose? Cheats can be fun, but if they're always on then the games are just... dull." I say with a shrug.

"...if you could choose a difficulty for your 'Game' what would you pick?" Shiro asks after a moment.

"Probably normal, I guess? If I could change it later I'd turn it up if things were going too easily, back before I became a Gamer I liked playing through games in hard... hell I can remember how proud I was when I beat the first three Halo games on Legendary... fucking Sniper Jackals." I mutter at the old blurry memories. "I liked the challenge." I admit with a shrug.

"Whatever, I promised a reward if you beat me... even if I didn't think it would ever happen... and I am a man..." it pauses, looking down. "Woman of my word, sometimes. On occasion. I have decided that you will get a... souvenir for our days out anyway, so I'll give you that first." it says clicking it's fingers as my ATV appears. "You can keep that, if the Game takes it I'll just punish it."

Bone Rattler (Mario Kart) added to your inventory

"As for your reward I'll give you a warning. You're being spied on." Shiro says making me frown.

"By Azazel, the Second Overlord, the Assassins, You, the Game, probably half the Devils, the Fallen and maybe Heaven too. I know." I say with a shrug, people like watching me.

"Nope, by someone else. They were watching you when you started in DxD, and when you moved on to Overlord, they followed you, they haven't been sent by me or the Game either, and they're stronger than you... a lot stronger than you." Shiro says with a smirk.

Dammit.

"And I take it you won't be telling me who they are?" I ask with a sigh as I sit on my ATV.

"Spoilers... If it makes you feel any better, if they wanted you dead, you'd be dead. I'd love to stick around and chat, but I need to punish Peach... I can always use another princess Peach, even if I already have like 30 of them... there are a lot of Mario Games. I'll send you back for now, we'll do this again sometime." Shiro says with a wave as I vanish, reappearing in my throne at the very moment I was pulled away.

+2 Reputation with Shiro [25/100] for playing along

+10 Reputation with the Game [17/100] for beating the man-child

...Well, it's nice to know Shiro doesn't hold a grudge?

- Shiro -

I lost.

Me.

Lost.

Well, time to destroy the Mario Kart World, it doesn't need to exist any more.

I wasn't even going to be that mean when I won! I was just going to toss him into a annoying world for a year or so, maybe Spongebob? It'd be hilarious. Nothing dangerous, just annoying.

But I lost.

Ugh.

Still... playing on hard? Eww... that sounds really annoying.

Which is why Kuro's the better Gamer, Mr I can't play on anything except easy...

I can play on anything... I just don't want to. I'm still the best Gamer. And anyone who disagrees can suck my currently nonexistent dick.

Sure, sure... whatever you say.

Okay fuckboy, I'll prove it. Load up the Halo World, Story Mode, Legendary Difficulty. Game on Asshole.

I'm going to enjoy watching you suffer.

And I'm going to enjoy watching you admit I'm the best.

Watching my stats change to match Master Chief I grin, the Game will see my clear superiority soon enough.

- Daily life in the Multiverse – Burn in Hel -

She'd admit that the Forgotten God was stronger than she originally expected. Or she'd weakened more than she'd expected...

But it mattered little, the fool could barely utilise the powers of the dead, he was no God of Death, and it cost him as he attempted to battle a true Goddess of Death in the Realm of the Dead. She hadn't killed him, just enslaved him, she'd need all the help she could get to kill Odin after all.

But what to do now? She wasn't even in the right World, and she lacked the power to travel between worlds... and she didn't have even a fraction of the strength required to beat any of her enemies... Odin would swat her like a fly as she was now, she couldn't even beat Thor, or her Father Loki... falling to arrogance would result in her defeat again, she would not be imprisoned again... no matter what.

She needed more power, and she needed allies, her former allies would be ideal, but she had no idea where any of them went after her defeat... Naglfar had fallen to Thor and his Valkyrie allies before she fell to Odin, but he wouldn't be truly dead. Nidhegg was battling Jorgmungardr and Fenrir, the foolish wolf had sided with their father over her, she'd have to deal with him as well unfortunately...

Ormungandr was fighting their father, she didn't see how that battle ended.

Mardell and Hroddi turned on her and the Generaiders, taking down Dvergs in the process, they might have won if they hadn't betrayed their cause...

She would stay in this Abyss for now, drawing on the power of the souls within, but there was far fewer souls here than in Hel... it was confusing having the land of the Dead share her name... eventually she would have to leave to gather more power, but drawing attention before she was ready would attract Odin, and that would be her end.

She would have her vengeance, no matter the price.

- Himawari's Past – Happy Anniversary -

As fun as messing with Hinata is, I think it's time to start working on the full cast. I've waited long enough to start this party after all, and I know exactly where to begin.

Today's a special day, and right now one of my targets is more vulnerable than any other day of the year.

Heading out of Naruto's house, leaving a cum-stained Hinata behind, I head off on the hunt. I know where she'll be, and she's even doing part of my job for me...

Entering the bar I spot her a booth in the corner of the room immediately, drinking alone. Normally it'd be a bad idea for a girl to go to a shady back-alley bar alone, but when she can shatter a mountain with her fists I guess she doesn't feel a need to worry. It's mildly amusing that the apprentice has taken the same path as the master, drinking her problems away. Now she just needs to take up gambling and she'll be just like Tsunade.

And Tsunade was an easy target in the original Naruto world, despite her power... a mix of alcohol and a bet got her into my bed in a single night, time to see if Sakura is as easy as her teacher.

I know Sakura well, her younger self is in my harem after all, and I can guess how she'll act even if she's older now... we are decently close since we graduated together, and we worked together during the war so she sees me as a friend, and I think she could use a 'friend' right about now.

Ordering my own drink I walk to her booth, sitting across from her as she looks up quickly, calming slightly at the sight of me.

"Sorry Kuro, I don't want any company right now." she says immediately going back to her drink, frowning at me as I don't leave.

"I figured as much, normally if you go drinking you go with Ino and the others after all. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why you've decided to impersonate Tsunade on a bad day." I say taking a sip as she winces slightly. "I take it Sasuke hasn't returned to the village?" I ask as she frowns, downing her drink.

"No... no he hasn't." she mutters before she shouts for another drink.

Today is their anniversary. And Sasuke is very busy hunting for the mysterious figure who stole the corpses of a lot of Uchihas... of course he's looking in all the wrong places, since the figures currently having a drink with his wife. Leading the paranoid avenger on a wild goose chase is entirely to easy, any mention of his clan makes him promptly forget his wife and daughter as he rushes off into the distance, not to be seen for months.

"I don't even know what he's doing this time... he just sent a short message saying that was that he had to look into something, and that was all, didn't even come back to tell me himself... that was four months ago. Four Months without a single word, not even a note." she mutters, snatching the drink from the waiter.

"He didn't tell you? That's odd, he isn't doing anything that requires secrecy... Someone desecrated the Uchiha graves, he's trying to find his clansmans corpses." I say with a shrug.

"...why do you know what he's doing?" she asks after a moment.

"He sends his reports to me, usually one a week... he was in the village a few days ago, he wanted some intel from the Anbu records so he came in person to get it." I say, completely truthfully. Me and Sasuke get along, more or less. I can't stand him to be honest, but I'm good at hiding it. Also I dealt with a lot of my issues with Sasuke by hate-fucking Sasuki, fucking emo avenger...

Watching Sakura I hide my smirk as she breaks the glass, the shards not even breaking the skin as her drink spills over the table.

"...He was here? He came to the village?" she asks barely noticing as a waiter cleans up.

"Yeah, I think he had a meeting with Naruto after I gave him the records, but you'd have to ask Naruto about that, I wasn't a part of that." I reply watching in amusement as she storms to the bar, demanding more alcohol. Before things can get violent I wave the bartender down, making him give Sakura a new glass, and the bottle.

She wastes no time storming back to the table, leaving the glass behind as she drinks straight from the bottle, not noticing as the bar patrons decide that they should find another place to drink tonight. The employees leaving as well, this is my bar after all. Well, one of my bars. I own just about every bar in Konoha, and most of the ones in the other villages as well, it's a good source of intel after all, and I do actually take my job seriously most of the time.

Normally a ninja would be more on guard... but then, normally they weren't dealing with my various perks that make people more trusting and more likely to open up to me. In most situations drugging a trained ninja is just a bad idea, but Sakura downs half the bottle of the drugged booze without hesitation.

It's not poison, just an undetectable Aphrodisiac. It's not even that effective, I don't want her to realise anything is wrong after all.

Slowly drinking my own drink I watch as she gets more and more drunk, ranting under her breath as her face becomes increasingly flushed.

"Do you know that he hasn't even seen his daughter in years?! Years! Sarada has met him four times, ever. He spent years talking about rebuilding his clan, resorting his family, and when I give him a child, he ignores her! What the hell is his problem?" she half shouts, not giving me time to speak. "Is Sarada not good enough?! She's a genius, the best of me and him in one body, and he doesn't even check in on her. What the hell is wrong with him?" she rants.

She's right, Sarada is pretty impressive... all Sasuke's power and Sakura's Intelligence without any of their glaring flaws... Now that I think about it didn't Boruto ask me to teach his team when I had time? Maybe Sarada could use some hands on lessons...

Watching her storm back to the bar, grabbing another bottle I smirk as she come back, as she sits down she sits next to me instead of going back to her seat opposite me. The drug might not be the most effective, but she's just downed an entire bottle of it, even as she starts her next bottle she's fidgeting, rubbing her legs together.

"Is it me? Is that it?" she asks, her words slightly slurred as her mood drops from angry to depressed in the blink of an eye, there it is... My Sakura had some major self-esteem issues, and having a husband who doesn't even bother coming home for years at a times can't help.

Taking a chance I place my hand on her leg, resting it on her white trousers, gently squeezing her thigh as she freezes in place.

"No, there's no way it's your fault... you're beautiful and intelligent... any man would be overjoyed to be married to you, if anyone is at fault it's Sasuke. I think he just can't live a normal life, being a Shinobi is all he knows how to do." I say gently rubbing my hand against her leg.

In any other situation she'd push my hand away, especially as it moves further up her leg, and in between her thighs, the sides of my fingers brushing against her crotch briefly, but she's too drunk, and too horny to think straight, instead her legs spread slightly, allowing my hand easier access as she turns back to her drink without a word, a deep blush on her face.

Taking a sip of my own drink I move my hand to her buttons, undoing her trousers slowly as she ignores my actions, looking anywhere but at me as my hand slides into her trousers and under her panties, my middle finger running along her wet slit before it pushes into her.

As we both continue our drinks, she lets out the occasional moan, but she says nothing as I finger her right there in the empty bar.

After almost five minutes this she downs the rest of her drink, suddenly rising as she moves out of my reach, making me wonder if I went too far too fast for a moment.

"I think I've had enough... but I'm a bit drunk, can you help me get home safe?" she asks, not looking me in the eyes as I down my own drink, rising with a smirk.

Taking her arm I teleport us both to just outside her home, it's not a Jutsu but I've gotten good at faking magic as chakra over the years. Leading her inside she stumbles, almost falling as I hold her up. The drinks she's been on are strong, I made sure of that and she's something of a lightweight, she'll regret drinking so much in the morning... and she'll probably have a few other regrets as well...

Entering her bedroom she pushes away from me, stumbling to the bed as she slowly and clumsily strips to her underwear, her red top and white trousers dropped to the ground as she moves onto the bed, still not looking at me.

"You've had a bit to drink as well... you can stay the night, I wouldn't want anything to happen to you. No other room is prepared so you can stay here..." she slurs slightly as she pulls her bra off and tosses it off the bed, moving under the covers quickly.

Following her example I strip completely, moving onto the bed as I pull the covers back, joining her under them with a grin.

"I sleep naked, is that okay?" I ask rhetorically as I spoon against her, my hard shaft pressing against her covered ass. Waiting a moment I frown at the lack of response, leaning over her as I sigh... maybe I overdid it with the drinks?

Listening to her quiet snores I sigh in annoyance, I knew she was a lightweight, but I overestimated how much she could handle... she's out of it.

That's... annoying, but it doesn't really affect my plans that much I suppose.

The whole point is to make her have an affair, and make sure she knows she had a drunken affair, and I don't need her awake for that.

Flipping her onto her front, the covers being tossed from the bed as I do I smirk down at her, she didn't even react, being a heavy sleeper is a bad trait for a Ninja...

Testing how deeply she is sleeping I grab one of her firm breasts, tweaking the nipple slightly before I roughly grope it, eliciting a small moan from her before she quietens down again.

Pulling her panties to the side I press my shaft against her barely used pussy, despite having had a child she's incredibly tight from lack of use... honestly I think Sasuke is gay, I can absolutely see him fucking Sakura once to get her pregnant and then just running away, even with me keeping him busy he should have been able to come home if he wanted too, he can use clones and he's stupidly fast after all.

As I start thrusting I latch my lips onto hers, being rough so I can deliberately bruise her lips, I want there to be plenty of evidence in the morning after all, so I do the same to her neck, leaving several love bites on her before I move my lips down to her nipples, smirking at the moans coming from her.

Even asleep her body is responding to the pleasure... that's good, there's more than one kind of evidence after all... time to turn up the volume.

Speeding up my thrusts I smirk casting a small spell to make any noise be amplified, it's not what I made the spell for, but it works well enough as Sakura's small moans are amplified, reverberating around the room... and more importantly heading through the walls.

- Sarada -

She'd always been pretty bitter about her 'fathers' abandonment of her and her mother, no matter how much her mother insisted that he was just busy...

Busy... for over a decade? Even when she finally met him he was mostly just dismissive, leaving almost immediately. Honestly they might as well rename her team to Team Daddy Issues.

And she knew her mother secretly felt the same, why else would she go out and get drunk every single anniversary? She'd gotten used to her mother coming home completely drunk every year on the same day, it's why she was waiting up so she could help her barely conscious mother to bed, it was hard being the responsible one of the family.

This year was different, the loud moans coming through the thin walls made that incredibly clear... when she'd heard her mother return she was moments away from going downstairs before she heard her talking, she'd assumed that Ino or one of her mothers other friends was helping her and went back to bed... and then the moaning started.

She couldn't say she was that surprised that her mother was having an affair, and she couldn't bring herself to care that she was cheating on her 'father', she just wished her mother would stop being so vocal...

Pulling the pillow over her head she closed her eyes and tried to go to sleep, hopefully whatever random guy her mother had drunkenly brought home would be gone before she woke up...

As she was started to drift off a particularly loud moan filled the room, making her sigh in annoyance... this was going to be a long night.

To her shame she felt a slight dampness between her legs at the lewd moans, she had no interest in her mothers sex life, but the noises coming from the room were rather arousing for a virgin like her.

Remembering a piece of... questionable advice from her kinda-Auntie Ino.

'If she had trouble sleeping she should masturbate to tire herself out.'

Ino was always kinda... slutty, her mother always yelled at Ino when she gave Sarada some lewd advice on how to get boys attention or things like that, but that didn't mean she was wrong.

Letting her hands slip beneath her pyjama bottoms she closed her eyes and pretending the moans where coming from anyone but her mother.

Picturing her own crush, she pretending the noises where coming from her as she finally got his attention, imagining his hands on her breast as she moved her own hand in time with her fantasy lover.

Feeling her own moans starting she turned onto her front, biting down on her pillow to muffle the sound...

Speeding up her fingers she imagined her fantasy lover taking her from behind...

"Kuro-Sensei..." she whimpered into her pillow.

She knew having a crush on the older man was wrong, but she just couldn't help it... she'd just blame her daddy issues if she got found out...

- Next Morning -

Ino was right... it was easier to sleep after an orgasm, not that she'd ever admit to trying it out...

Getting out of bed she stretched, frowning at the sticky feeling between her legs. Her mother wouldn't be up for a couple of hours so she didn't bother getting dressed as she headed to the bathroom with a yawn... she hadn't had much sleep last night, even after she was done it took a while to fall asleep, her mother was entirely to vocal...

Opening the bathroom door she froze in shock as she made eye contact with Kuro, as naked as she was as he stood in the shower, the warm water running over him making his chiselled body glisten, her eyes disobeyed her as they ran over his body, lowering to his large flaccid shaft, feeling her face flush as it started to harden, looking up again her eyes widened at the sight of his own gaze locked onto her naked body.

"Well... this is awkward." he murmured stepping out of the shower, turning it off as he did. As he walked towards her his shaft swung freely, her body refused to act as she stayed perfectly still.

Kuro... and her mother? She'd assumed her mother had been picked up by some random nobody, or that she'd picked up someone... but Kuro?

"I suppose you want an explanation?" he asked with a sigh, walking around her to close the bathroom door, locking it this time leaving them locked in together.

As she turned around her heart pounded at the closeness, he was barely a foot away from her, her breasts almost touching his chest, his shaft brushing against her stomach as he stared down at her with a mixture of embarrassment and amusement.

What the hell was she supposed to do?! Ino never gave her advice dor being locked in a room with her naked crush...

- Sakura -

Opening her eyes she immediately regretted it, the sunlight coming through her window burning as she hid under her quilt with a groan... just how much did she have to drink?

Pausing for a moment she tried to focus, her body feeling... odd.

It didn't take her long to notice what felt different, she was a medic after all. Starting at the top, she had a massive headache, that was expected... what wasn't expected was the soreness of her jaw, or the salty taste in her mouth...

She felt her heart drop as she considered just what that taste could be, it certainly wasn't alcohol after all.

Moving on she looked down, noticing a bite-mark on her left breast, along with something white and sticky... moving a hand to her face she stared at the sperm hanging on her finger...

Throwing the quilt of she ignored the pain from the light as she stared down at her body in horror, looking at the cum leaking from her sore pussy, after a moment she realised it wasn't just her pussy that felt sore, and a quick check showed more cum coating her sore abused asshole.

Focusing hard she tried to remember what she did last night... she remembered heading to the bar and drinking entirely too much.. and then...

Kuro.

Kuro joined her.

Then... she ranted about Sasuke to him? And he comforted her?

That sounded like him, it was a running joke amongst their generation that he was pretty soft despite his power and usual seriousness.

They drank together... and then she... was drunk and lonely enough that she convinced him to take her home? Where she jumped him? She couldn't remember what happened, but she could guess...

Kuro wouldn't take advantage of her... but she could see herself latching onto the first person to show her some affection...

Getting out of bed she used a morning after Jutsu quickly, given the amount of thick seed that was coating her inner thighs and bed they had been at it a lot, she could only guess how many times she was creampied by Kuro last night, even if she'd definitely taken some cum-shots to her other holes... and her body given the seed on her breasts.

Showering quickly she used a medical Jutsu to get rid of the marks on her body, getting dressed and heading downstairs slowly, hoping Sarada had been asleep when they got back...

Spotting her daughter eating her breakfast she hid her relief as Sarada greeted her normally, no accusations or shouting involved.

Deciding that the less she said the better, she moved on making her own breakfast, Sarada was smart enough that she might pick up her unease if they spoke, so she just wouldn't say anything for now...

She had work soon anyway, and then she needed to go visit Kuro, they needed to talk...

If she'd been a bit more observant, and she wasn't trying to avoid eye contact with her daughter she might have noticed that Sarada was trying to avoid her eyes as well, and if she'd watched as Sarada left to meet with her team she might have noticed the slight limp in her walk...