Ep5: Lady Macslime

It was another day that the sun rose, another day that Isuka didn't have her ingredients, Natsumi thought to himself. The lean-to was promptly dematerialized as soon as he woke up, being reduced to a talisman with its ink disappearing from it. He picked up the talisman and stored it in his back, double-checking his things before getting up and starting his walk away from the elven kingdom. Now that he had completed his first task, his next was to get the slime of a Humpty egg. Their newborn properties can weaken whoever is hit with it when used properly as an ingredient to a spell. It would involve heading over to wonderland and risking being Ara-ara'ed, if Isuka didn't have a better location for him to go to.

It was a supposedly mountainous cottage, in a corner of an elevated village. There lived a fellow book reader like his superior mage, a slime that she said was "one of many colors". Natsumi wondered what that meant as he trekked up to her house, taking other forms of travel to move faster to her location. All the way he wondered if he had made the right choice. It was pretty far out of his way on his list of tasks, but seeing how the Dark Mage recommended it, he assumed that it was one of the easier tasks to handle.

It was too late to reconsider, as he was already in front of the cottage now. He took a deep breath and stepped up the stairs, going to the door and knocking on it. He waited out in the slight chill, looking around behind him while waiting for the door. Soon the cottage entrance opened, a slime opening the door. She was not as tall as the others, Natsumi estimating only a few good inches on him instead of being a foot higher. Still, what she didn't have in height she made up for in posture. She held a book under her arm, everything seemly wrapped in lamination to keep it protected and dry as her slimy exterior dripped down over it. "What, hadn't I already filed my taxes to the village?" She said, annoyed that she had to answer the door.

"I'm looking for a Humpty Egg," Natsumi said. "I was sent by a Dark Mage to get a container of her essence."

"Dark Mage….ah, you mean the one that sent that sandwich-loving freak. Come in." She walked away from the door inside, Natsumi following her and closing the door behind him. There was barely any natural light coming into her home, the rooms being lit by different types of candles that were arranged to make her home look more like a cave. Natsumi saw someone reading in the corner, his mouth holding a burger as he flipped the pages. He waved to the green-haired person reading, seeing eyes that arched eyebrows staring back at him.

"Is he the one that you were talking about?" Natsumi asked as the red slime motioned him into her bedroom. He looked around it, seeing a small but cozy bedroom. "I don't talk about him. Now, you say you needed Humpty Egg essence?"

"Yes please, I will be grateful if you can supply me with even a bit."

"Then you are in luck." Her slime started shifting color before his eyes, her translucent body turning more oblique as she turned into a different kind of slime. Heart shapes formed on her forehead, looking like a wreath made solely for her. A bowtie formed under her neck as her body finished changing biology as a final cherry on her new form. She left the room, getting Natsumi to follow her into the kitchen. "A vial would be great, but just getting the bare minimum is just asking for trouble to follow." She got multiple small containers, holding her finger over each container as her slimy egg self dripped into the containers. "Have you ever read the old texts?"

"Huh?"

"Have you read old texts? Writings from hundreds of years ago," The slime said, Natsumi shaking his head. "Well, there is this one story of a king. A king that eventually dies after discovering a fate leads him to kill, be scarred, and eventually die from the tail end of the prophecy."

She finished filling the three small bowls, placing covers over them to make sure nothing will spill. "But strangely, he had a conscious. He wasn't a cut through killer driven by a prophecy. No, that was his wife, who manipulated him, encouraged him down a path that he could not truly return. His wife wanted it more than him and was dead set on bringing him up to bring herself up further."

"Is there a lesson in this?" Natsumi asked, going to pick up one of the bowls of slime. However, the slime's hand landed on his before he could lift the bowl off the surface, keeping his hand pinned under hers. "There is, being that you don't let others drive you to insanity. But that isn't your issue….your issue is I identify with her." She licked her lips, leering over him with evil intent. Natsumi only stared back, his gears turning to fully understand what she meant.

".....yes?"

"That, that wasn't ominous?"

"Well no, I'm more confused than scared." He tried pulling his hand free, but then the slime moved to fully pin him, lifting his hands from the bowl and shoving him to the floor, sitting on top of him. "I'm saying that I'm going to extort you, ignorant incubus! Is this clear enough for you?"

"Oh yeah I am now scared out of my mind, but what exactly are you going to make me do?"

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He looked up at the roof with the slime, seeing the snow that had piled up on it and stuck. The slime held up a shovel and poked it hard. The packed powder didn't even budge, even as she ramped up her effort until she was practically trying to stab the snow in. "As you can see, it doesn't budge."

"Why is there snow on your home?"

"Not relevant. But if you want my slime, you must get this off. I think you can get a ladder from one of the other villagers. You can also use Ren."

"Ren?" He asked. He saw the guy from before approach the slime from behind, still holding a burger in her mouth like before. "Didn't I tell you eat that thing?" She asked her, grumbling under her breath when he pat her instead of answering. His chuckles were heard through the soft bread he held as he went outside and down the steps to get the ladder for Natsumi. "He's only going because he knows not to stick around after daring to touch me. Just get your job done so I can punish him later." She reached inside her, taking out a whip from inside her body. She started wiping her slime off it to prepare it to lash against Ren's skin, closing the door behind her to leave Natsumi out in the cold.

Ren appeared back a bit later, holding a ladder under her arm as he trudged up to Natsumi. He set it against the roof and shook it to test if it will hold, climbing up it while Natsumi waited below to follow. Once Ren got on he pointed shuffle and made a "gimmie" motion. Natsumi tossed it up to him, Ren nodding and holding a thumbs up before disappearing from Natsumi's view on the roof. Natsumi started climbing up, but then snow started falling down on him in clumps. It thudded against his head which each step he took up the ladder. He reached high enough to peer over the roof, where he saw Ren lording over him with a shovel end full of snow.

"Don't you dare…" Natsumi's words fell on death ears as Ren slowly moved the shovel over his head. Going down was no point, at in the time it would take to get off the ladder he would have been hit by the snow. In any direction, it was becoming too late to move without being hit. His only hope lied in Ren having mercy on his light grey hair, already wet from the snow that at fallen onto him before.

Natsumi closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable..and heard the snowfall on the ground behind him. He opened his eyes, seeing Ren holding out a hand to pull him up. "Sorry mate," he said, pulling Natsumi up with him onto the roof. "I didn't notice you when I was getting snow of Viscosa's roof."

"It's alright, but why would you pretend like you had malice?"

"Because it's fun! It was fun for you, right?" He started chucking more snow off the roof, Natsumi using his hands to contribute himself. "If it wasn't fun for you, then I guess it is my bad."

"You seem to like sandwiches a lot," Natsumi noted. Ren stopped shoveling, turning to Natsumi with a blank stare. "I don't like sandwiches, I like borgers."

"Burgers?" Natsumi asked, confused about what Ren said. "Yes, borgers!"

"But you said Burgers. What are borgers?"

"They are burgers!"

"But borgers?"

"Yes, and delicious!" Ren said, dropping into a sitting position on the slanted roof. "Have you had one?"

"I've had a sandwich yes."

"No, have you had a borger?" Ren said, putting down the shuffle while getting something from his pocket. Natsumi picked it up, continuing his work now with a more efficient tool. He got two shovelfuls of snow out off the roof before a burger was held in front of his line of sight. "Try it," Ren said. "It is really good."

"We have to work," Natsumi responded, continuing his shoveling despite his eyesight being blocked. Ren held the shovel down, holding the burger tantalizingly close to Natsumi's mouth. "It was from your pocket…"

"I promise it is as clean as any other food," Ren said. "The borger seal of approval."

"I still don't trust that it's clean, but I guess I'm hungry…" Natsumi took a bite out of it, shrugging as he tasted it and swallowed it down. "It's good yeah?" Ren asked, taking another burger out of his pocket to eat himself. "Yeah, I guess…" Natsumi sat down with him, eating his burger while looking at the view from on top of the house. "Sometimes, I come up here when Viscosa is busy reading. It's quiet and nice….perfect for making burgers."

"You make these in this cold?" Natsumi asked, wondering how could get enough heat to grill on a slanted roof where things can slide off. "It's a gift...but I won't say anymore than that."

"Am I gonna have to get it out of you?"

"Only if you eat more burgers with me," Ren responded, taking out a third for Natsumi when he finished the first one. Natsumi stared at him and the burger, deciding whether to take him up on that offer while eating the first one. They did seem to get better with each bite I took, he thought to himself as he looked out at the sky, seeing the lack of anything going on in it but blue and clouds. "I wonder what the Dark Mage is doing right about now…"

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"Thanks for letting us clean ourselves in the back," Headen said, taking off her clothing while the dragon held his paw under the hose. He stood in a large pool, with a garden horse enlargened for larger quantities to come out faster. "Is this even sanitary, or not bestiality?" Isuka asked, her mind trying to figure out why she's taking a shower with the dragon.

"Don't worry, this beast isn't his only form if you know what I mean. Now shoo you're staring at me naked."

"Don't dark elves take pride in things like public sex?"

"Just because we do doesn't mean we do it all the time. Now leave why don't ya." Heathen hopped into the pool, hugging the dragon while Isuka headed back inside. She saw Virto testing his watch with Holi, watching him summon small balls from his watch. The watch flashed with light as the balls seemed to be ejected out, dropping onto the floor to bounce and roll around. "How are the tests coming?" Isuka asked. "They are going alright. The additional space I was able to connect to the watch lets me summon things, like getting something from storage."

"Any weapons or protection you were able to summon?" She then asked. Virto pressed a button on the watch, watching a spear slowly come out of the watch. It was like watching a sausage getting formed in the casing, as the sphere took drastically longer than the ball to come out of the watch's screen. When it did, it tilted over and fell onto the floor.

"That does not look efficient."

"Yeah, no crap. I need another way to get stuff, or else I'm sort of a sitting duck in times when I really need something fast. Do you have any idea's Holi?" They both turned to Holi, who was connected to Virto's watch once more to power it while testing its capabilities.

"Well, um….I'm only good with weapons and physical and sexual capabilities. But, I do like it when I can draw things quickly. It is why I always keep my pistol on me, even if my other weapons are taken, or even if I am having a nice time under the sheets. Speaking of which, I'm feeling a bit 'low on energy'-"

"Lalalalalala…" Virto plugged his ears and walked away, making noise to block out any offers of sex that would descend onto his ears. Holi stared at him, watching him walk away with intrigue. "That's the second time I've asked him today…I wonder what has him so scared."

"Second time?" Isuka said. "Well the first time was a joke, but he seems to not want to have sex at all...it makes me excited."

"You're going to rape him?"

"That is crass. I wanted to do something way better...I want to break him~"

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Virto was continued his work in the back of the library, drawing sketches of possible ideas that he could use on the watch. increasing the power of the watch is a good idea, but that would reduce the convenience of it if he had to add something that will involve more space that the watch will take upon his arm. Bulky, as he thought it, as he tried sketching something else. Another idea was increasing the watch's screen where the objects come out, but that would take him back to his first problem of less and less convenience. His penmanship got hasty as he tried searching for the answer, soon filling up the paper full of rapidly drawn sketches and writing disproving his own craft. Being able to bring his ideas to reality wasn't the problem; he had magic on his side to give him wait he needed to build it.

The problem was trying to balance on a line between his ideas and his personal preference.

He wished for a powerhouse of a watch that could easily be put on. Sleek and simple to use, but built with ingenuity that would rival at least a horny hellhound. He didn't need to be god, he just needed to avoid having sex against his will.

In a sudden bout of frustration, he started tearing the paper, as if it was the one that done wrong for wasting space with all its terrible ideas written onto it. Why isn't this working? he thought to himself repeatedly. Why didn't it at least have one idea that will sate his need for a watch that wasn't bulky? Was he asking too much out of so little space?

"Didn't know you were making confetti,��� someone said while he was busy tearing his progress to shreds. He turned and saw Holi, leaning against one of the bookshelves while watching Virto. "How long have you been here?" He asked.

"Long enough to see you having trouble. Do you need help dear?" She came over, pulling two chairs with her to the table and sitting down with one. She patted the other one for him, to which he seemed inclined to decline. "Don't worry, I don't come to lure you into sex, and you confiscated my guns, remember?"

He sighed and went over, setting down on the chair. She slowly moved a hand around his waist, sliding his body closer to hers. "So, any progress on your invention?"

"Yes, but that progress is now in scraps. What do you think, I was gonna fuel my watch with confetti?"

"No need for sarcasm, or at least your attempt at it. Maybe you just need a break. Wanna just sit here with me?"

"You're really not going to ask to fuck me?"

"No, but you are." At that moment Holi lifted Virto off his seat, sitting him back down on her lap. She laid his head on her chest, letting his head weight sink in between her soft orbs. "What are you…"

"Don't talk, just relax yourself." She ran her hand through Virto's hair while holding him down with her arm around his waist. "Now, you are feeling veerry comfy in my grasp…"

"Are you trying to hypno-" Holi stuck a finger in Virtos mouth, moving it around slowly while doing a long, drawn-out hush. "No no no, this isn't hypnosis. This is to calm your mind so you can think of the idea you are trying to find. Now, just relax and do nothing."

He was still confused about why him relaxing required her to keep her finger moving over his tongue, but he closed his eyes and tried to stop thinking, letting his head wander instead of focusing on anything particular. He felt Holi's finger eventually leave his mouth, her hand now trailing along Virto's waistline. "You're doing it again.." he quietly noted, still trying to relax himself.

"You feel like a sub," She randomly chimed as she moved her hand down onto his thighs. "With the right person, you could make a wonderful alp"

"Unlike an alp, I won't deny being homosexual, just my feelings for that person."

"Are you saying you won't mind doing it with a guy?"

"The ancient Greeks didn't mind it, so why not? Wait, what they had anything that could give me an idea?"

"See, the relaxation is working. Now sssssh some more…" She got bolder with her touches, lightly squeezing his thigh before moving her hand back up to his-

"Oi, why are you touching my butt?" Virto opened his eyes. Her left arm was still hugging over his stomach, pulling him against her front. Her right arm however extended downward, going behind him and slipping between the space between his buttox and his lap. She didn't answer anything back, her only response being a tighter, more obvious squeeze of his underside.

"I said stop!" Virto said, pulling the arm away.

"Oh ho ho, why are you flustered all of a sudden?" Holi smirked, watching Virto clutch the hand that was caressing him before. "Why are you touching my butt all of a sudden?"

"Do you not like it?"

"No! I mean, not with you!"

"You're right. As revenge, you can touch my ass." Virto, genuinely surprised, got up and walked away without a word. "Not even one poke? Well then, I guess you can continue relaxing on your own!" Holi got up too, walking the opposite direction before turning on her heel, and going back Virto's way. Whatever her motives be, she was slowly locking herself onto the scientist, following his heat signature into one of the backrooms. She went in as soon as Virto was fully inside the room, closing and locking the door behind her. "What are you doing h-" His question was cut off by chop to the back of his neck, as he fell limp on the floor below. "Now then, where were we before you got flustered?"

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"So that's why I love Isuka," Natsumi finished, munching on his 15th burger today. Ren nodded and listened along, making a nice spot on the snow roof to sit on without sliding. "I mean, without her, I would very well still be some slave sleeping on a dark murky floor."

"Wow, that sounds way better than how I met Isuka," Ren responded, taking out his own next burger to eat.

"Well, how did you meet her?" Natsumi asked him. Ren whispered into his ear, the incubus' cheeks flushing a faded shade of pink while his facial expressions remained unphased. By the time Ren finished telling him the story, Natsumi turned to him, his face now the shade of a blooming pink flower. "That was the lewdest way to ever meet someone."

"Don't blame me, she's the one that really liked the hugging…but that is how I met her."

"How can you sleep at night knowing that is some mentor's understudy?"

"With the memory of her hands touching mine. Jealous?" Ren wore a smug grin, looking proud of his debauchery with the Dark Mage. Natsumi turned his back towards Ren, not saying anything in response. "Yeah, you're Jealous. Now then, let's finish this last corner before Viscosa makes us her footstools again. With all those borgers I'm feeling alive!"

They got the last bit of snow off her house at long last. After spending hours on end working and chatting, they, at last, went inside to report that they were done. When they told Viscosa, she looked up, looking at the window that had been build into the roof. "Ah, natural light can come in now. Finally, I can read without worrying about candles again."

"Does this mean I don't have to be a leg rest?" Ren asked.

"Oh no, you took way too long to do your job. Now get to it swine." Ren sighed as he got on all fours, crawling in front of the chair Viscosa sat on. Viscosa put both her legs on his back, rolling them around to spread the slime that drips from her a bit more. "Lovely, now Natsumi, you may take what you needed. I would also punish you, but I feel that the guilt from spending an entire day doing nothing but eating sandwiches with suffice."

"Borgers!" Ren protested.

"Swine that are footrests do not talk!" She commanded back, the man going silent, rolling his eyes as a last act of defiance. "Now then, where was I before this mortal interrupted me? Oh yes, take your egg nog and have a safe journey."

"Thank you….also ouch." Natsumi bowed and packed his things, leaving through the way he came as he went back into the village square. It was an easy task, but she was right. He had taken way to long with a simple task and got distracted by a friendly face and a dozen or more borgers, although they were good. I can't let myself do this again, he thought to himself as he embarked on the next part of his journey.

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Virto suddenly woke up. He was in the room where he fainted, but everything had been moved to the side of the room. He was on the floor, the soft, plush floor….

"The floor isn't soft," he said to himself, trying to get up. But something held him down. He pushed hard against the force keeping him pinned, but it only increased in strength, a hand grabbing behind his head and stuffing his face into two luscious boobs for him to motorboat in.

"Can you breathe in there? I've been told many couldn't, so I keep a bit of oxygen there so anyone can enjoy smothering themselves as much as they want~��� said Holi, although Virto couldn't see her face as she talked. In fact, even if his line of sight wasn't taken up by two hand-filling knockers, the room was dark enough that he couldn't see at all. "If you were saying anything, I couldn't hear, but I turned the lights out so we could enjoy a bit more...privacy~"

"You're a madman," Virto said, yelling it loud enough that not even the noise-canceling breasts could stop him from sounding loud clear. Holi cooed as he strained his voice, feeling the sound vibrations tickle her sensitive skin like a small vibrator. "Fine then, if you wish to leave me, I'll let go of you as you wish." Virto felt the arms that held him down lift up, moving away from his body. Now free to move, he started pushing himself up but moaned when a sharp sensation erupted from his nethers. His body fell back into Holi's, limp as his dick jumped inside Holi's cunt. "Did the prodigal son return? For me? How cute~"

"I will get out of y- aaah!~��� He tried again, and just like last time, it was to no avail. His cock was simply too sensitive to pull out without reaching a climax and slipping back into Holi's arms. "What is the matter Virto? I am simply letting you go as you wish. Have you had a change of heart?"

"Shut up! You're probably doing something to me…."

"Oh, but I have not. Believe it or not, I haven't done anything to you after you first shot your load into me." Suddenly her right arm panel opened, showing her power supply going brighter than it ever did before. "I couldn't tell you this straight, but I am also powered on spirit energy. Although to get it, that would mean seducing you somehow. Unless you were willing to fuck me right then and there."

"But we both knew you wouldn't dare stick into a mamono, so I had no choice but to either be low powered or take the chance of both of us growing attached to each other. Now, do you love me?" With the light-blue light emanating from her arm, Virto could see Holi looking at him, her skin and smile radiating as if it was a mirror reflecting the light itself. He started resigning to his fate, sinking down into her body like a deflated mattress.

"Oh Virto my boy, don't give me that look. It could have been worse you know. You could have been one of those people with a really small one…"

"Really small one...wait. That's it!" He suddenly jumped up, not getting far before falling back down into her again. His lapse of judgment resulted in yet another orgasm, creamping her muff to the brim once more as they both silently shuttered together. "I know this is a bad time...but I hope you didn't take that comment to heart...oh you're shooting as much as the first time.~"

"No, I just...mm, thought of a solution to me p-problem…b-but I can't do anything if I'm having sex with you!"

"Then let's fuck our brains out, then solve the problem together dear~"