It's Good to Be a Demon

The local special capital that Gu Yiming chose is basically a high-end restaurant that will not be recognized by fans and paparazzi.

Yu Bei hadn't recovered from the accident in the morning. He ate his favorite morning tea, but he still couldn't let go.

So grown up and still dreamy.

At first glance, there is no life.

So embarrassing.

"What are you thinking? Don't worry, I won't tell you about your bedwetting."

Gu Yiming's character Yu Bei was relieved.

And his voice was unbelievable.

"You only wet the bed!"

"Be quiet!" Gu Yiming hissed, "Isn't that shameful enough?"

Yu Bei ruthlessly bit off a steamed sparerib and raised his eyebrows at Gu Yiming.

He should have felt such a domineering threat, right?

"Yao'er, calm down outside, don't say sāo like that..."

"?? Where did I say sāo?"

Gu Yiming clicked his tongue and scolded: "I'm getting hard."

Without waiting for Yu Bei to explain, Gu Yiming went to He stuffed two shrimp dumplings into his bowl.

"Eat more and make up for it."

Yu Bei returned a tooth for a tooth and gave him a tiger's skin and a chicken claw: "You too, don't be false."

Gu Yiming couldn't hear Yu Bei saying that he was false, and he couldn't laugh at once.

"Can I do it, you don't know?"

Where do I know?

I haven't used it yet.

"I don't know."

I also wanted to know.

"Really?" Gu Yiming got even angrier, "Then you go to the bathroom with Lao Tzu and let you see if I can do it."

That's right, it seems to be playing a wild game with Yu Bei.

But Yu Bei knew about Gu Yiming's virtue. He was thundering and raining little. At most, he would go to the bathroom to fight.

It sounds ridiculous.

The ridicule at the corner of Yu Bei's mouth was misunderstood by Gu Yiming as another meaning.

"You give me a smile, come, I have to prove it to you today..." Gu Yiming took Yu Bei's hand.

Yu Bei pulled it back with all his strength and said, "Alright, alright, you are the best, your Ruyi golden hoop... I can't compare to you, please let me finish my breakfast, Your Majesty, please spare me."

Ruyi The golden hoop rod can become bigger or smaller, without it, it is a rusted Dinghaishen needle.

Alas, coaxing straight men are so tiring.

Also, have to take care of their inexplicable self-esteem.

Gu Yiming snorted, and Yu Bei suddenly felt that he was cute and straight.

Can't help but want to tease him.

"Gu Yiming, why are you so clingy to me lately? Take me when you pick up someone."

Gu Yiming said viciously, "I have to stare at you, or you will run away for me!" It

sounds... like I was afraid that my daughter-in-law would run away.

"I only have two legs, where can I run?"

"I don't know, if I'm not careful, you can run to Wang Jiarui's bar and fool around. If you let you go on like this, I'll have to go to Mars next year to find someone. I've decided to tie you in front of me, and I'll see where you go."

Gu Yiming didn't know at all.

His words and actions are too dangerous!

If you're not careful, you're going to be thrown into the gay road, which is irreversible.

"Are you so afraid of losing me?" Yu Bei chomped on his spareribs.

"Yeah." Gu Yiming was very calm, "I'm just your good brother."

The mind of a straight man is really unpredictable.

In the past, it was Yu Bei who took the initiative to warm his face and stick to his cold pì gǔ, but now it's the other way around.

What is this called? The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven forgive?

All of this has to start with Yu Bei's demon.

So it's good to be a demon.

"By the way, whose plane are you going to pick up?"

"It's considered a child, and our family has a good relationship with his parents."

Our family?

Yu Bei was silently delighted, if Gu Yiming focused all his skills on flirting with girls, he would be willing to be abused by him every day.

"What time is it?"

Yu Bei snapped Gu Yiming's wrist and looked at his watch.

"I'm going, it's been an hour since I've eaten, let's go!"

If Yu Bei was too small, he would have grown angry.

Gu Yiming also asked slowly, "Are you full?" When we

arrived

at the terminal, it was almost noon.

"Brother Yiming!"

There was a sharp cry from the parking lot, and Yu Bei thought someone was braking suddenly.

A young man ran over in small steps and hugged Gu Yiming, Gu Yiming frowned and tore him off his body.

"Brother Yiming, it's been a long time! Why did you arrive so late, are you busy with something?"

"Yes."

Yu Bei was embarrassed, but Gu Yiming's face didn't turn red or his heart skipped a beat.

"I know you're a busy person, I don't blame you! After all these years, Brother Yiming is still the same as before, so handsome!"

Gu Yiming smiled politely, looked at him, and said, "You too, more and more..."

He was stuck and didn't know what to say.

"Western-style." Yu Bei added for him.

"Ah yes, Western style." The

young man pushed away his sunglasses and saw Yu Bei.

"Who is this?"

"Oh, his name is Yu Bei, you have to call him brother."

"Hahaha, it's not popular abroad, it's all called by name." The young man still stretched out his hand, "Hello Yu Bei, I am It's Lin Beier, who went to high school in Japan, and the university is the Hannover Conservatory of Music, you shouldn't know, in Germany."

Yu Bei has never seen such a fresh person.

Look at his dress, his shoes are bright red and green at the same time, he is wearing a leather jacket and trousers, his dreadlocks are tied up with headbands, his ears are full of studs, and his sunglasses are pushed up to his hairline.

"Hello."

Yu Bei stretched out his hand, and Lin Beier pulled his fingertips with him like a noble lady and released it.

Yu Bei scratched his head and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm not good at chatting with girls."

Lin Beier's face collapsed.

Yu Bei was stunned, did I say something wrong?

Gu Yiming also sneered.

"I'm a boy."

Lin Beier was very angry, and the macho stomped his feet.

Yu Bei was sweating on his forehead: "I'm sorry, sorry, my fault, I didn't recognize it..."

Yu Bei was also very wronged.

Who can tell this? From the person to the name, only Lin Beier's "er" is a little yang.

It's all because Gu Yiming didn't tell him in advance.

No wonder Gu Yiming, a straight man of steel, was not very enthusiastic when he came to pick up the plane.

"This is our popular costume abroad, you know? I even wore it to the red carpet of the Berlin International Film Festival, forget it, you don't understand." Limbeier rolled her eyes.

"I know, now I know..." Yu Bei, "Then don't stand here, let's go."

Lin Beier probably didn't want to pay attention to him and turned to Gu Yiming.

"Brother Yiming, my suitcase is so heavy..."

A man who knows how to pick up girls can understand Lin Beier's suggestion, right?

The Tokyo pagoda Gu Yiming is different.

He asked strangely: "Then how did you drag it back?"

"..."

First blood!

Yu Bei didn't laugh out loud, it was impolite.

"I'll come, I'll come..."

Yu Bei was attentive, trying to save the embarrassment he had offended just now.

Lin Beier waited outside the passenger compartment for a while but did not see Gu Yiming come to open the door, and the window fell.

"Why are you still standing there? Get in the car."

Lin Beier flattened her mouth and was about to open the car door when Gu Yiming stopped her.

"Hey! You sit in the back." Gu Yiming ordered.

Lin Beier smiled happily: "Scientific research has shown that the safety factor of the back seat is much higher than that of the co-pilot. Brother Yiming, you are so caring!"

"What is it?" Gu Yiming muttered, "The front seat belongs to Yu Bei."

Double kill!