[Adventure Time: The Fifth Elemental]

As I am relaxing in my bathtub I grab my phone.

~RandomGuy: Adventure Time is so boring!~

As I read that comment on Reddit I start seething and anger.

~FatWeeb: Shut the fuck up! That show was a masterpiece of a show! And Adventure Time Fiona and cake was also a masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

I wrote out with a satisfied sigh and leaned back into the hot water of my Bath.

See that chubby guy in the bath? That's me!

My name is Alex Far. And I am a 19 year old college drop out. Though you have probably heard that before, Not the name part but the Drop out part.

I am your typical low self esteem Chubby young adult. I like anime cartoons and Woman… Pft hahaha! Okay that last one probably caught you off guard.

This is a story about me! Obviously.. I am recording this for my First wife's anniversary.. Though she will never hear this because I'm destroying the tape shortly after making it.. But I thought I would do this for nostalgic reasons!

Moving on, As I was saying This will be like those fanfics I used to read in my past life.

And you may be asking yourself out did you die?

Well my good buddy ol pal..

It was pretty stupid..

Okay I want to mention something! Do you know those electrical hair straighteners? Yeah well I had long hair in my past life so I used it daily to straighten my hair.

It all started when the Hair straightener I placed on the sink beside my bathtub fell into my bath…

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God I can't believe that guy, He must not understand how fantastic Adventure Time is.

This week had been so good. I had watched that new Scott Pilgrim Vs the world sequel and Invincible got a second season!

Nothing can go wrong.. I stretch out my arms and pull them back into my bath. However.. When I pulled my hand back it caught against the wire of my hair straightener, This resulted in the electrical device to plumage into the water of my bath..

Then comes the shock, literally..

I convulse as electricity forced through my body My vision goes black as the last thing I could remember was my head going into the water…

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Next thing I know I am in a black Void of nothingness…

What is going on-

Then it felt like I was being pulled together from.. The Ground?? It was hard to understand but I could tell this was me being born.

It started with my feet then my legs then my torso and so on it finally stopped at my head.

I blink my eyes a couple times to see that I am in the middle of the Street..

The street was that of a City at the looks of it. It has moss and rubble scattered all around the area.

It looked old, as if it had been Centuries since some apocalypse or something..

I bring my hand up to my face. I am startled by the hand I see..

It was a normal hand but my skin was a tanned Colour that of a greek man.. but that wasn't what could my attention, It was the tattoos engraved into my hand, and my the looks of it the rest of my body.

It looks like someone painted golden lines across my skin, it had no particular style it was just random sharp lines connecting to each other across my body.. my completely naked body!

And my body had also seemed to reverse to the body of a 7-8 year old. Oh and for some reason my fucking finger nails had been replaced my fucking ruby's. They didn't look unnatural but they looked like they were my actual fingernails.

I immediately run over to a small puddle near the sidewalk that also looked old as hell.

I looked down and was even more slack jawed..

I have no golden tattoos on my face they seemed to stop at my neck.. But, that wasn't what got me gaping. It was the fact my hair looked like a mixture between Literal gold and silver, they were mixed together literally.. But the base of my hair was Silver and at the front was Gold | imagine Azazel from DXD but longer and different colours. He also doesn't look like him just has the same hair pattern.|

Oh and my eyes.. They were Silver with glowing green emerald pupils. I looked like some Human-precious metal and Gem hybrid.

I started to panic looking around and collapse turn my ass. I run my hands through my hair in confusion and anxiety.

What the fuck is going on?!

I was in my bath a few moments ago until… Oh shit!

I fucking died! I know cause I can certainly remember the pain of electric going through my veins and muscles.

I can't believe I died like that..

So embarrassing! By a hair straightener no less!

But what happened? Why am I in some apocalyptic city with a different body?

Okay snap out of it Alex!

Alex…

Why do I feel unhappy calling myself that?

No. I don't feel unhappy.. I looked down at the ground I came out of.

A faint energy was coming from it..

I walked over to the hole I popped out of and placed my hand into the indentation.

{Chryso Asimi} |AN: Means Gold Silver In Greek..|

Chryso huh? Okay.. I'll go by that.. Mother.

I got a positive feeling from the Earth at that.

It was strange though the earth felt like me but not? More like my kin but also not? But calling the Earth my mother feels right..

I want to say that my 'Mother' feels more like a Animal, but one with more empathy with me. A motherly love that only connects to me.

Think of it as a organism that only knows what it is supposed to be, but when said organism made me it evolved to have the feeling of Motherly instincts.

|AN- it's hard to explain. But think of the concept of mother. That is what the Earth and any Earth like rock and such feels like to Chryso. It like Gaara sand it protects him but only knows how to protect him. That's similar to what The earth is like for him, but it only knows the concept of Love for him. Only the raw emotions can be understood between them not language or thought.|

I smile. I naver had a mother in my life as Alex, I was brought up my my Grandfather who died when I turned eighteen.

I stand up and take in a deep breath.

Okay it's time to get some information on where the fuck I am.

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(AN)

Time line starts when Marceline had already killed all the Vamps and Bubblegum has started her kingdom.

It's to the point where mutants start being born.

I give it about 10 more years until all the cities are completely destroyed to dust and another 100 until Fina girl reincarnation dies. I want to say he will not be interacting with the cast until the canon starts.

Why? Because I haven't seen a fic where it starts at canon, it going to take about 250 years until canon starts. So yeah.

He will be training and developing as the Earth elemental at that time in a location where no one will find him.

If you don't like this Suck my Dick! Haha jk but come on man trust the process.

Bye!