What the f-

As I stand here gazing over the bodies that I've just killed, I sigh with exhaustion layered through my very bones. Wondering why I can't just die yet, I mutter to myself about how tier 5 vitality is a bitch. Sword wounds, bite marks, and all other kinds of wounds can be seen covering my body. Blood still pouring down me along with the cold rain from above.

Dark stormy clouds lay above and stretch as far as the eye can see. It's cold...so cold. Shaking my thoughts off the weather, who would've known that zombies and humans would set aside their differences just to try and kill me I wonder in thought to myself.

I wince as I roughly fall back onto my ass as I land on a body cushioning my fall. Patting the dead man, I mutter out my thanks as I close my eyes knowing I don't have much time.

Thinking over my life, I can confidently say it was shit. Too much business and not enough pleasure one would say. I was secretly taken by the government at a young age as I held no relatives nor did anyone really know of my existence. They trained me into a assassin made only to kill. And yet when shit hit the fan with zombies, I was still the one to kill all of them I thought in amusement to myself.

Sighing once more, I can't help but finally think of how nothing hurts anymore. How I can't hear any more of the vicious rain come down on me. Ah.."So this is death?" I say out loud as I see nothing but darkness. Yet far off in the distance ahead of me, I squint my eyes to see...maybe a star?

It seems to grow closer before I realize that it's a ball of light. Internally freaking out that possibly God is going to rail me in soul form, I hear the words seeming to be yelled out from a distance "You brat!"

Laughter escapes my lips for the first time in ages at the absurdity of the situation and how I still find humor in my thoughts. "Sorry sorry but what exactly are you?" I ask the now in front of me giant lightbulb. "Ah let me change my form" the light morphs into an old man. "I am what your people would call God" as I nod along easily as I was expecting that to be the most likely case.

Awkward silence descends around us as most in this situation would be firing off more questions but I'm not. God clears his throat before asking "Aren't you gonna ask me anything? Like if there's heaven and hell or what's going to happen to you?"

Shaking my head, I say "Nope" popping the P loudly as I continue to stay silent. Minutes pass in awkward silence before I sigh and ask a question. "What ever happened to my dead lover?" I ask God as he shows a shocked expression. "Ah Lucy? Your feelings must be deep for her to ask about her first. She went to heaven after having such a hard life."

Thanking God, he brushes it off claiming it was only natural. Deciding to ask as I don't wanna stay in darkness forever unless this is where I'm meant to be, I ask "So what will you do with me?"

God seems to brighten up as he explains "Well I'm gonna send you to another world to live a normal life before shit hits the fan like last time." I nod along before pausing at what I just heard. Pure panic and shock hits me at the fact that I'll have to deal with more zombies and asshole humans at some point. I see the shit eating grin on God's face widen even more somehow.

Before I can exclaim my refusal, God snaps his fingers as a bright white portal appears to my right. Grabbing me by the shoulder with speed I could barely keep up with, God literally judo throws me through the portal as I can't take in the shock at what just happened. My last words barely being shouted out "What the f-" as the portal closes and my eyes shut.