Replace Your Balls With My Ovaries

"I-I am sorry. I didn't do that on purpose. Are you okay?" Jiang Yuyan was filled with guilt when she saw Lu Qiang's painful expression.

Trying to suppress his pain, Lu Qiang replied, "I am fine."

"But you don't look good. You should see a doctor." Worry seized her.

"No need." Saying Lu Qiang got up from the floor, supporting himself on the wall beside him.

Jiang Yuyan's guilt stopped her from worrying less. "Why not? My brother is a doctor, and he is in this restaurant." Suddenly, she paused for a moment, thinking over what she had said. "B-But he is a cardiologist, not the doctor of…" she trailed off, disguising her embarrassment with a cough. "Dummy!" she mumbled to herself. "Think before you speak."

"I told you that I am fine." Lu Qiang was annoyed but felt slightly better as the pain slowly dissipated away.

"But—"

"Do you want to check it personally? I don't mind it." Lu Qiang interrupted her as his lips curved up and stared boldly into her eyes.

"W-what?" Her eyes left wide open as she thought, 'You were in pain a moment ago. Now you have shown your true colors, you pervert!'

Being at fault this time, Jiang Yuyan avoided saying anything useless. "I'll take my leave as you are fine now." Saying she turned towards the washroom.

"Thank you so much for your kindness. I'll make sure to repay it," Lu Qiang said to her retreating back.

Halting in her tracks, Jiang Yuyan turned around to ask him what he meant when Lu Qiang spoke again. "It was a short but sweet kiss. I would like to get another taste of it." His voice was soft as he touched the corner of his lips with his thumb.

"You—"

"See you soon." Interrupting her, Lu Qiang turned around and left without giving her a chance to retort.

Jiang Yuyan stomped her foot in anger. "Why is my day full of a nuisance? I already had an annoying brother, and now I encountered a pervert."

Lu Qiang reached the room where his assistant was waiting for him. When Xiao Min saw his boss came back with a smile, he felt surprised and wanted to know the reason behind the expression. He resisted the urge to comment and opted to remain professional, "Boss, the guests have arrived and are waiting for you inside."

Lu Qiang nodded before entering the room.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Ning Gouzhi," Lu Qiang said as he entered the room.

Ning Gouzhi stood up to shake hands with him while his assistant, Wu Lin, was standing behind him. Lu Qiang sat on the chair opposite him and both discussed their business.

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On the other side of the restaurant.

Jiang Yang was waiting for his sister after he was done deciding on the menu and making an order. He thought, 'It been quite a while since she left. Is there any problem?'

No sooner had he thought of this than he saw his sister arrive, her face burning with rage.

As she reached the table, Jiang Yang asked, "Why are you so red? Are you angry about something?" Before his sister could say anything, Jiang Yang continued with his usual logical thoughts. "Wait! Are you having your periods?"

Sitting down on the chair, Jiang Yuyan warned, "Brother Yang, don't piss me off now." Pressing her temples, she mumbled to herself, "It was worse than my period. I hope it never happens again."

Jiang Yang observed her and commented. "A person always looks relaxed after relieving themselves, but you look angry, so I thought you had your period suddenly and didn't have sanitary napkins with you. Do you want me to bring some for you?"

"Stop uselessly bringing up this topic. You and my period, both are the biggest headaches of my life. I wish I could stop both of you from annoying me." Her voice raised in anger.

"I can't ensure that I will stop, but you can stop your period," Jiang Yang said calmly, scratching his head with his index finger, unaffected by his sister's anger.

"How do I do that?" she asked, anticipating something good. But it was all an illusion.

"Remove your ovaries and the whole system. No ovaries, no periods!" he said as if he was giving her the best solution.

"And no kids, either. Who is gonna produce a baby for me in the future? Will you help me?" She asked him mockingly.

"Huh?" He looked at her with a face full of questions.

"I mean will you replace your balls with my ovaries?" she asked, staring at her brother seriously as if she really meant it, and it scared him.

"Cough! Sorry, sister, I can't do that. My balls are the most crucial part of my existence," he countered.

"So are the ovaries for women."

"Yes, but I don't menstruate. You had a problem, and I gave you a solution," he said casually.

"I don't need your overboard solutions." Saying, she looked out of the glass wall that allowed one to see outside and looked like something had caught her attention.

Jiang Yang followed her sight and noticed what she was staring at. As he was about to say something, a waiter entered and served their food. Soon, the table was filled with delicacies.