The Monster

I am 3 steps away from leaving the Moon. It'll miss me. I can't believe how good this trip was. If I can fly away up here ever again, I'd give it a shot. Now, let's make a full 360° circle only to see if the Moon is shaped roundly as I see it from the Earth. I'll taste this one - a piece of cheese. I knew it! I simply knew it! This Moon is nothing but a cheese cake. You may think it's a star, but it's not at allllllll...

N-N-O-O-O, I'm gonna throw. My stomack is ached. I'm poisoned! Do you smell this? It stinks exactly like a cheese. This air I breathe is acidic. N-A-A-A-H!

I'm t...

*monster crowl*

*Abra... rawr, rawr, rawr*

Where is my magic wand?

The Moon falls as I fly, folks.

WIZMOON ends.