Hanging out with my first friend

It's been 30 years since the fcking nonsense encounter with a platinum hair loli crazy chick god named Angie. Here am I tying the knot on the ceiling. I wanted a quicker way but you know in prison there were not many available choices.

Let me explain what happened. So 30 years ago after the polices busted into my house. I was convicted of murdering 3 people my parents and one young innocent girl. Well they somehow made up a very spooky story about how was a monster kidnaped the girl then when my parent found out I brutally murder them alongside with the girl. Guess what? The sh*tty teacher I threw my phone at became a witness that my mental state was unstable I mean that was true but you would never gonna believe the bullsh*t level he sprouted out at the courtroom.

My jerk classmates too didn't miss the chance for some 5 minutes of fame to tell the world how scary they had to study in the same class with a psychopath like me.

Why the hell was underage in jail for 30 years you ask? I actually got released after 3 years and then I just came to school and bashed off the jerk of a teacher. I didn't kill him of course. That fcker just ran and slipped off the balcony.

Easy + 27 years. I tried to protect my backdoor in this prison for 27 years and it has been a miracle but today I got into the green eye of a big bad drug dealer.

As I tried to tie the knot I watched metube about 'what's the good height? The right way to jump, make sure it breaks the neck....'. Never once in my life did I think it would come a day I felt nervous about not being about to die.

When checking everything I said goodbye to my roommate who was standing next to me with a noose of his own. Yep, this guy was in that guy's green eyes too so now we gonna 'hanging' out with each other.

" I'll go the first mate. Good luck with the thing"

" Don't worry. I read the instruction 100 times. See you on the other side."

The guy smiled then immediately jumped and break his neck, wow the way he did it was so flawless that it blew my mind. Could I go off as elegantly as him?

" Just do it! Don't let your dream be dream!"

I shouted loudly and was about to jump but my foot slipped so the chair fell off. Now I am hanging left and right in the most uncomfortable and painful way.

' Fck my life.'

Just as I was about to lose consciousness. An explosion was heard and there came a familiar face.

Out of fcking time sh*t! Next chapter!