Demoness of the Mist! {fixed}

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Sunny day, funny people and good music. Isn't that a miracle? Bugaga!

Hello people, Uzumaki Tilya and my comrades are with you.

As you may remember, the Konoha ninja and I went to the Land of Waves to the accompaniment of funny music. And of course we met the famous Demon Brothers on the way! The most unlucky first "mobs" of all fanfiction and so on.

As soon as these "Two brothers from a puddle, Wounded carcasses", were not humiliated by the assassins and other creatures, and in fact they simply made a mistake out of inexperience. And how many of these humiliations were there? I felt so sorry for them that ... I decided to let them "Kill" me, just like our sensei.

But still ... When they came out of the puddle, they were quickly unwound and made to fall back into the puddle with their ass ... (Forgive the pun.) My friends, "turns out" to be much stronger than in the original at this time.

So ... Two brothers from the casket, identical from the face, were tied and, having found out what they wanted, they were sent to Konoha. Poor chuunins ... rest in peace to you. And then we quickly went to Tajuna's house. Gai-sensei carried him on his back.

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When we were already close to the coast, the area was engulfed by that very ... FOG !!! And a famous figure with a giant sword swung at us (namely Kiba)!

- Get down! I shouted, warning everyone.

Kiba heard, but didn't have time to react and dodge. Fortunately, Gai-sensei was there and saved him.

And I quickly and most importantly "cool" compiled seals and used the technique.

- "Wind Release: Air Gust!"

A strong wind rose and blew away all the fog towards the sea and appeared abruptly to my eyes ... So ... Stop what ... NO! WHAT?

P-p-appeared ...? Posh kunoichi with top and bottom ninety plus !!! What's this? What is it like? Is it shE? Zabuza ... CHAN ?! OOOOOO ????? So also ... With the company? And this is not Haku!

With her ... That is, with HER there was a dark-haired guy in the form of Kiri, and some bald man who had two swords behind his back. And Haku is waiting a kilometer away from here.

Why so far? He won't be able to save Zabuzachan in time ..., if something happens?

- What a pleasure! Konoha's Furious Green Beast - Might Guy and Copy Ninja - Hatake Kakashi. Zabuza said.

- I did not expect that on this mission, we will face such celebrities. - taking up the kunai and preparing for battle, said Kurenai.

- You're right. One of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist is Momochi Zabuza, also known as the Mist Demon. Tengo Hiryama with the nickname - "Dark Assassin!" And also a candidate for the Mist Swordsman: "Using the Rain Style" - Takeru Kuro. - screwing up his eyes, introduced Kakashi-sensei.

"Who the hell are they? They were not in the canon! Although ... I was not in the canon either. Mdaaa ... Okay. Calm, only calm. " - I thought and took a deep breath.

- And I am Uzumaki Tilya. Nice to meet you! - I said loudly, crushing their cool atmosphere. At that moment, everyone stared at me stupidly and I even felt a little embarrassed ...

- Oh! Excuse me, did I ruin such a pretentious moment? You just introduced each other, and out of politeness, I also decided to introduce myself.

- Impudent boy! Don't interrupt adults! - Said ... Uh, how's it going? Khiryamych? So be it.

- So! Guys, back off. You are no match for them yet. Our opponents are elite S-ranked jounins in the Bingo book. Kakashi ordered. The children realized that they could not do anything against these monsters, so they began to withdraw.

- And where is that old man who we need to soak? - Suddenly asked the bald man, looking around in the area.

- In Karaganda! - I answered, without moving from my place.

- What? Where? Is it in the Land of Fire, or what? - the bald bowler scratched.

- "I see ... He does not shine with intelligence. And I already hid Tajunu in a super-scroll. "

- Tilya, go away! There is nothing you can do to help us. - ordered Kakashi, but I what look like a noob?

-We'll see that later, Kakashi-sensei. - I answered and bent down a little, began to fold the seals epic.

- "Rat → Bull → Dog → Horse → Monkey → Boar → Tiger."

- "Fire Release: Great Destruction Fire!" - I finished and blew out at them a giant fiery wave that rushed towards the enemies like an ocean of lava.

The flame appeared instantly and almost shocked to death, but quite experienced Nukenins with horror began to retreat, who could where ...

"Of course ... I didn't want to kill them. But to show off is important. It's good that the sea is ahead. Otherwise, nothing would be left of the forest. "

- Holly! Shit ! shit ! - Lee, Ten-Ten and Kiba held out in unison.

- "Did they rehearse?"

Even Hinata was awesome... Um-ahem ... That is, she was in a cultured and sweet surprise. And Neiji and Shino, as they stood ... And they stand like a pillar ... From shock or what?

My girls knew that I would throw out something unusual and were ready.

But at that moment, from the side of the enemies that were covered by the sea of ​​flame, there was a hiss and steam rose. And soon, when the fire died out, our eyes were no longer so steep and a little "scalded" ex-ninja of the village of Mist.

Fortunately, most shinobi from the Land of Water, as strange as it may be, the main element was water. And using the combined technique "Giant Wave Nojutsu" they were able to resist and even defend against my technique. It's good. I would not want to accidentally harm a cutie like Zabuza.

- This! "The Incinerating Flame of Youth" !!!!! Gai-sensei exclaimed proudly and showed me his thumb in admiration. I like him, so funny! Unlike some gray-haired perverts.

- Do you have enough chakra for such a powerful technique? Kurenai asked with shock.

-This is not the time for that, our enemies are still able to fight. - Kakashi-sensei said coolly, even though in fact he was also in shock! But Kopipast-sensei, as befits a jounin, was able to restrain his face.

- And you are an interesting guy! Zabuza said, looking at me with bloodlust.

- You are also very interesting. But I warn you, on the first date, I don't kiss! So you have to be patient. Next time we meet ... Hmm ... Maybe. - I smiled innocently and even naively, and my "enemy" fell into a stupor from my words.

- What? - tilted her head to one side. (Lord! She's so cute! Sweetheart ... Like a shark.)

Kakashi looked at me with unblinking eyes and after a few seconds, he hit himself in the face again. Well, this is already masochism, sensei!

- He wants to ask you out on a date. - suddenly said Khariyamych. And I even looked at him gratefully, although I didn't say anything like that.

- What? I am not in this sense "interested" in him! I'm not a shotacon, assholes! - the Mist Demon shouted in irritation, realizing where the rails lead.

And I pretended to be struck by lightning right in my heart.

- D-d-don't say that, Zabuza-chan! There is no age difference for a shinobi. We can die at any time on a mission, so we have no time to waste. A spark flashed between us, so it is possible and even necessary! Or ... Y-you ... Do you want to break my tender heart? No regrets or apologies? So that's why they call you "Mist Demoness" ... Y-you first give hope, and then you break it to smithereens. L-like a real Demoness!

Drops of lonely and sad, masculine and mean, true and straightforward for sure, fell from my eyes! Real mens tear

Our opponents fell into a sediment, but my girls whinnied quietly on the sidelines. Hinata soon joined them, giggling softly and kawaii. And others followed her.

- Not in the eyebrow, but in the eye! - Khiryamych nodded, looking accusingly at his comrade.

- Bull's-eye! - also supported the bald one, shaking his head.

- How can you, Zabuza? Okay, those johnins, they are not in the first ... But you broke the heart of a young boy who is just beginning to be interested in girls! What if, because of you, he becomes depressed and disappointed in women? What if ... Because of this, he will go on a "different" path? - Accusingly pressed on her, Hiiyama.

- Exactly! The bald man nodded.

- What the hell are you talking about? Zabuza shouted in exasperation.

- Because of you, the world can become one more bluer! Hiiyama shouted back.

- And then! In the Point ... That is, in the APPLE! - I think you know who's shit this ...

At the moment, not only my girls, but almost all of our gang tried not to laugh out loud at the expression on the face of the famous Demon Mist. Even gloomy types like Kakashi and Shino. And Neiji had a nervous tic.

As, however, and Zabuza, whose patience has finally burst ...

- ENOUGH! Get out of here, Hiiyama! She shouted and looked menacingly at her comrade. The guy sighed and folded a series of seals, applied some technique and they were thrown very far away! Wow! So that's why Haku was (I didn't dare to look between her legs) so far away. Khiryamych applied the technique of the elements of the wind and threw everyone into the sky.

I waved my hand to them and, smiling brightly, sang:

- See you soon. My love for you is forever. (I'll look forward to it!)

And in response ... Zabuza "dropped" some of her things for me, namely kunai. And the fact that she fell right into my heart said a lot about that!

- I will keep this charm until our real date. Bye Bye! - I shouted again and beautiful French phrases were heard from Zabuza.

- NEXT FUCKING TIME, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!