Chapter 6

Disclaimer:I do not own "The disastrous life of Saiki Kusou " Nor any of the characters in it.

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'Shit.'

When I went to devour the corpse alive to increase my strength I noticed the corpse itself was about to explode .So at that moment I got the explosive and threw it right into the void

I knew devourer would be back .That wasn't it's true form sadly. As I went back to my throne I sit on the chair and made preparations. If my calculation were right Teruhashi has just gotten home from the world tree sometime ago.

'Okay it's finished. '

As I looked at my master piece I laughed .Devourer didn't know and it was so obvious.

I am the center being of this universe. I make the impossible happen because I am the ex main character turned villain .Saiki kusou .

Yeah right had you for a moment but seriously devourer is gonna die now .

As I made the gaint universe sized computer into a small nano bot i threw the system down to earth.As it floated down it slowly made it way to Teruhashi and the latched oh to her brain slowly becoming ine with untill ig was now just a part of her

"Have fun."

As I gazed in the boid I got dressed for the upcoming god meeting.I had another battle.to fight

"May the yandere force be with you .

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"What the fuck is this shit."

As Teruhashi looked at the screen infront of her she felt like she was going kill someone .The tom foolerry of the fanfic author felt like it woild never end at this point .

'Wasn't supposed to be dieimg hb i make sure he's dead.'

Ai observe the screen I went into the bathroom .Before I went in I went in though i grabbed blood red suit case and brought it in with me .It had me teleporter and hatchet in it.

I had set a respawn point in the fanfic author office just in case something ever happened

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Even though they both knew about the suit case and the contents inside it I still wanted to go in the bathroom so Saiki and aiura couldn't see me .After a while I had finally convinced her to come to bed with us .

I know what you are thinking so let me explain.She went in and did it of her own free will.I had no invovlement .Physically speaking but i did have to get feelings invovled.

I want to prove I'm the best and prettiest of course after all why shouldn't I want to.It's a very simple maneuver I use really .I know I am Saiki's number 1 but I need to prove i'm his number 1.Easiest way to do that is build my Saiki hafem of girls hand picked by me .

Saiki would be too bother if I just brought Aiura home and justs aid hey babe let's have a threesome and fuck her.

Plus Aiura wouldn't feel comfortable just sleeping with Saiki the first night if the relationship so I went with the obvious option .

That option was get personal feelings invovled in it then.If I wanted this threesome to work I had to go through accouple steps

Basically I drugged the idot drink when we meant up and she fainted .Then I went brought nendou along under the pretense of she ate too much and fell asleep in fhe cafe.

Any normal person would have never believed this but sense this was the stupidly stupid nendou I was able to get him to help me carry her home to ski mask on.

But I had to go to the grocery store .Which was a lie becuase I did it this morning already

Now i kniw what you thinking how the hell did this crazyplan work.Well after that i used my hatchet to create a illusion and to make auira wake up alittle bit.

All she knows from the glimpse is that Saiki rescued her from a mysterious kidnapper.Now I alsi put it in her head to never ask about it.

This was t thanks to how effective the hypnotic suggestionof the drug i gave her before hand was.

After that I went home ,Got drunk and went over to Saiki place .I know what your thinking. Give me a minute to explain how my plan worked.A already drunk me takes Saiki in to the bedroom for midnight sparring

Then I went back and drunk me brought Auira in and kissed her.Feeling indebted to Saiki she stripped and all was history .

"Stop monologs to yourself you crazy bitch."

As Kuro was sitting on the toliet she felt like Teruhashi had gone alittle to far there.

'I think she really just wanted a threesome and Saiki and this Aiura girl just gave in.'

What she doesn't know is that is exactly what happened. It was a win win situation. Teruhashi's was his and Aiura was now his so Saiki was satisfied. Aiura liked Saiki but Respected Teruhashi being with him .

"So getting to business wtf is a Yandere system.?"

As Teruhashi kept pressing in the area like a crazy person kuro told her she could just use her head

"It's a new invention that man made.He planned. all of this ."Kuro explained

"So basically a new toy after he gave me a anti magic absorbing iron bat with spikes two months ago. "Said Teruhashi."He spoils me hahaha."

As she opened the system The first thing she saw was a big welcome screen .It soon started to play footage .

[𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 .]

So is he not the only one?Yes I guess that makes sense.But why not mention it and why haven't I saw any.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝙰𝚛𝚔𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎.]

Huh

[𝙷𝚞𝚑?𝙾𝚑 𝚞𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔!!!!]

Well that is convenient we'll. Can you open up the status bar please .

[𝙰𝚠𝚠 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎.𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎 ]

☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎

Name :,Teruhashi Kokomi

Level:1 ((0/50 exp)

Race:Human(Can evovle)

Gender:Female

Title:,Child of knowledge,Killer of gods,Lord of all threesomes,Sneaky ass bitch,Witch ,Queen of the flat chest .

Weapons: Blood gods mallet:Blood gods hatchet ,Her flat chest

Abilities:Chest hit .Chest daze ,Blood slash,Earth quake,Blood control,Celstrial enchantmemt

Strength:Maxed for level

wisdom:Maxed for level

Stamina:28

Agility:20

Charm:Maxed {Not enough to affect Saiki}

☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎☹︎

What the fuck fuck is this shit.As I looked at Kuro she began to sweat .She looked very troubled for some reason.

"You did this?"

As i drew out the blood malled from palm I got ready to ne im swinging postion.

"Teruhashi please atleast listen to me."Kuro pleaded

"No excuse."

As the Mallet flew down at great speed I stopped it in mid air.Kuro was probably was just the carrier.It's the fanfic author who had to pay

"Explain your invovlement."

As I sit down on the toliet I waited for Kuro to expalain.

"Okay so me and F.A. said know what thisnis alittle to op.What if idk I added Something funny to it."

'ꏳR̶ꍏꏳꀘ'

"This is funny?"SaidbTeruhashi"I see if i stuck my mallet up your assjole would that be a joke.".

As Kuro backed up Teruhashi kept walking forward.All kuro could think was why could a human make her feel so much fear .

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍:𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕪 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝚕𝚟𝚕1]

So my actions create new skills wait so what if i played with her alittle bit .System can I get sex skills

[𝚈𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚡 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜.]

In a moment of pure curiousity Teruhashi mind left her for a moment .From Kuro perceptive red arua oni was standing fher glaring at her.

After a Few minutes Teruhashi closed the distances between her and kuro .She used her for arm to pin Kuro againist the wall.

"Teruhashi I'm sorry."

As Kuro pleaded she tried to escape but she couldn't.For skme eason she was way to strong.This should have been nothing fir a god beast like kuro .

"You wanted this."SaidTeruhashi as she held kuro chin up

"No i."

But before kuro could finish her sentence she could feel a soft texture leave her lios.Teruhashi has taken her her first kiss.

"You want to be punished."

As teruhashi stared at kuro she could she her tan face turning alittle red.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 :𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕧𝕝 1 𝕕𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜.]

[𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝:𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚚𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘 .𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 0%]

'Oh this going to be fun.Dance for me kitty .Dance for me .'

As Kuro gave in all she could do was be happy she was lucky enough to had made the bathroom sound prooft before hand .If she hadn't then there is no telling what Saiki and Aiura would have heard.

After awhile Teruhashi came out of the bathroom with her hair even more all over the place then when she came out.