Chapter 4 desperate soldier, mistaken for a female~ LOL

----Jack's pov----

For my current situation, I'd say I am pretty creeped out right now...

as for 'why' you ask?

well, let us go back a bit so you can get a better idea of what I am dealing with.

"FREEZE! put your hands up right now or i will shoot!"(in Japanese)

I somewhat panicked here and turned to see who said that only to find an oversized man with a helmet clinging to his head wearing a soldier's uniform that looked like it was about to explode and wasn't washed for quite some time with a backpack, pointing an M4 at me!

so I immediately changed to armor and strength mode ready to defend myself only to hear the most nerve-racking and skin-crawling squeal I have ever heard!

the oversized man was now acting like a fangirl upon seeing my current appearance all while yelling in even more delight...

"I found an alien! I knew one would come here eventually but OH MY GAWD!!!"(still in Japanese)

thanks to the translator I could understand every word of this person however it doesn't work the other way yet!

And I for one wanted to get the hell away from this... ugh what can I even call this person!?

so as i prepared to use my powered jump to get away from this appalling person my suit was making some noise as if i was charging some power but the round man did another unexpected and dumb thing... he tossed his rifle to the ground then spoke in syllables this made my mood drop to an all-time low...

"hel-lo-vi-si-tor-of-a-no-ther-world-i-wel-come-you!"(the bastard is still speaking in Japanese but sounded like on overgrown baby!)

I suddenly had the urge to vomit!

really tempted to smack this person silly for even thinking that I was an alien, well, I kinda am, but that is beside the point!

I also wanted to scold this guy for assuming things so quickly, however, I couldn't speak a lick of Japanese.

so what else can I do!?

so might as well play stupid and get away from this guy!

so I tilted my head before slowly backing away.

this made the man in front of me panic before unconsciously doing a certain meme.

"chotto matte"(which means wait a moment)

as the guy rummages through the backpack he had then brought out a book that had this written on it, star trek languages for dummies!

I was shaking so much from trying to control myself even more so when the guy tried speaking in broken Klingon so I moved forward grabbed the book which by the way the suit copied providing me with a wide variety of languages that I could use but back to the main issue as the suit manage to derive Japanese from the book thus now allowing to be able to communicate through the suit which sadly in this situation was a pleasant female voice!

"what do you want?"

the next thing he did was even worse!

as if a switch was flipped He removed his helmet to let his somewhat long hair flow before showing a look of a poser trying to get the attention of a woman... fully confident too!

before kneeling in front of me and one hand on his flabby chest and the other was upturned waiting for a hand to enter his(bleurgh) as he stated his purpose his answer made me want to kill him so badly!

but the information that came with it changed my mind.

"I am corporal Jugo Yamamoto of the 277th platoon, at least what is left of it, ready to escort the lovely alien lady, HAHA! I can finally let those two bastards that teased me eat their words! we aren't the only ones in this universe!"

...yeah I think I'll just kill this guy instead!

----Jugo's little back story and his pov----

Jugo was a man that loved alien shows so much that he wanted to marry one! there was even a time when he made his girlfriend dress up as one only to nearly die, since not only did he gross her out but on top of that he too dressed up as an alien that looked like an octopus a creature his girlfriend dreaded and never told him about fearing so much to the point that she'd blank out turn all terminator mode on him!

the next seven other girls he managed to attract had similar reactions which earned him a beating so he vowed to never bother with a regular woman ever again only to stay loyal to the alien waifus!

which strangely enough just an hour after making such a vow, zombies came into existence, and while it tempted him to try one he stayed true towards alien women!

only to be sent on to the field, and fate seemed to be testing him again as his ex-girlfriends seemed to return to him but as zombies!

but he remained loyal and eliminated each and every one of them until finally one night at the junkyard that he was sent to guard a person that he assumed to be a cosplayer was going towards the crushed metals before doing something that made him stop right then and there.

the figure turned the metal chunks into liquid and drank it then did it a few more times proving that he wasn't seeing things!

no one had that kind of tech yet and nor do any nations have a method to liquefy metal without heating it!

An alien! a real live alien! that was something he was so adamant to believe in!

so he tried testing the waters and did what he was trained to do.

"FREEZE! put your hands up right now or i will shoot!"

the figure turned then gained a purple shade before increasing in size all of his fantasies had became reality!

and couldn't help was squeal out his long-withheld words!

"I found an alien! I knew one would come here eventually but OH MY GAWD!!!"

his words seemed to make the alien freak out a bit as it was preparing to defend itself so he thought back and remembered that in the movie predator they are only hostile to those with weapons so to get on the good side of the alien he tossed his weapon to the side which made it stop making that threatening noise.

Jugo then tried communicating with it hoping for a chance to meet a female alien for the longest time!

"hel-lo-vi-si-tor-of-a-no-ther-world-i-wel-come-you!"

while he tried to sound as gentle as possible his strained voice was more like that of a baby the large being flinched then stayed in place for a bit... before tilting its head and slowly backed away since he believed that the alien didn't see him as a threat and wanted to just leave since he found it.

but his excitement had gotten the best of him, as Jugo asked it to wait for a bit with the meme version since it was the first thing that came to mind in his desperate attempt to communicate with it so he brought out his trusted book star trek languages for dummies!

he tried a few klingon words that brought a reaction from the alien it was shivering in delight(?) it may or may not have understood him!

but the sudden action of the alien caught him off guard as his book got nabbed before freezing in the spot for a bit then spoke in a voice that was so pleasant that made me understand the gender(?) of the alien even if it sounded robotic time to bring his groove on!

----3rd pov----

now that you know why jack was creeped out, let us get back to the story~

thanks to the defense getting upgraded quite a bit his armor mode unintentionally showed off what it can do!

A gunshot echoed out and prevented Jack from having the satisfaction of killing the confused man as something hit him on the chest but it ricochets to the fat dude as it tore through the side of his neck... he felt to the ground in surprise and the sudden feeling of weakness Jugo tried to reach out and said some unnecessary words!

"shit i finally meet a female alien and i haven't lost my virginity to it yet!*cough cough*"

his blood spilled out of his body so quickly before his life ended so quickly as for the culprit that fired it was one of the people that have been trying to claim the junkyard and they assumed that the large figure was simply a cosplayer as they only just arrived, occupying three of the nearby houses and as for the shooter he was looking at the large figure that he tried to kill with widened eyes.

they were trying to get the junkyard with the fat bastard since he knew his way around metal so the 'sniper' was fucked!

Jack grabbed the M4 before everything about the gun was added into the auxiliary option with a belly full of anger from the fat dude's assumptions and mistakes as well as frustration for not getting the satisfaction for being unable to vent it out on the bastard, looks like the new arrivals will suffer the pain with over ten people that are attacking according to the ongoing survive mission Jack will be happy again when he rips their spines out soon enough!

but first things first let's cripple them!

*SFX of gunshots going on*