Chapter 1

'Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, first I get raped by a random girl, then I get ran over bye good old truck-kun.'

'I wish this fucking pain would go away.'

Notice: Skill Pain Resistance Gain.

'Oh shit I'm gaining skills, think dammit think fuck it. I wish for the skill plunder.'

Notice: Skill Plunder gained.

'Gimme the skill world travel Siri.'

Notice: Skill World Travel gained.

'Fuck dude I'm running out of time, whatever for my final wish gimme, a system.'

Notice: Skill System gained.

System: Hosts you ran out of time please select appearance, world, and race you would like to become.

'Fuck it I want to look like Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen when he is transformed.'

System: Affirmative Host.

'I want to go to TenSura and if possible exactly when Remuru gets reincarnated. Want to kill and plunder his skills like what the fuck is wrong with him, he has all the power in the world and all the women but he don't use any of it.'

System: Affirmative Host please select race and we can get your journey started.

'Thanks system, no you know what your name will be siri from now on till I die.'

Siri: Affirmative host thanks for name.

'As for race I'll go with Demon might as well.'

Siri: Affirmative host, preparing for transportation, I'll see you on the other side host.

'Cya Siri. Hope this wasn't a fucking dream and I'm not actually just hallucinating before I die. Also before I leave fuck all Karen's amen, I said my piece.'

[Author Note: Yep short as chapter and probably be many more enjoy though.]