This world is out to get me, I am sure of it! (DxD X Bleach X OP)

If you could choose a place to live in the entire multiverse, where would it be?

Many would ask for some outlandish places, like planet Vegeta in Dragon Ball or something along those lines, but I would tell to those with such fanciful thoughts that they should go and check themselves as they must have brain damage.

If it was up to me I would prefer a small city in the middle of nowhere and that nothing much special happens. Live a quiet life, bang some of the local girls until I find one that I actually like, and from there I would simply go on and get married to the one that I fall in love with, and later on die in my sleep with an aneurism that kills me painlessly.

Clean and simple, an uneventful life.

And yet, why?

Why am I in this place?

"Hey, you are going to be late. Let's go." My *shivers* cousin said as she pulled me along into Kuoh academy.

Yes, Kuoh academy, as in the one in Kuoh city that is in the thrice-damned world of DxD.

A world that has Gods, Angels, Devils, Yokais, Heroes, and all sorts of other supernatural beings all over the place.

And, to make sure that shit fully hit the fan, I was reincarnated as the cousin of one Isane Hyoudou, who I can only assume is the female version of Issei Hyodou, the Red Dragon Emperor mostly known as the Breast Dragon Emperor. Despite being a girl she was likely just as much a pervert as the Issei on the history I know of, the number of times I have seen her trying to peek at the boy's changing room is simply absurd.

She also enters in deep discussions with Aika Kyriu, the other female pervert of school, over which boys are the sexiest and talking about all sorts of fantasies they wanted to try out. Heck, I have seen her taking pictures of both boys and girls more times than I bother to count as she is an open bisexual. I am quite confident she already had done one thing or another with Kiryu as well, but I never really got any confirmation regarding that.

Isane Hyoudou, despite her overly disappointing personality and ways of acting, is still an extremely beautiful girl, as long as she doesn't open her mouth. Being about 1.64 meters tall she was rather tall for a girl, her dark brown hair was kept short on a messy ponytail, brown mischievous eyes, her breasts were honestly quite big being E cups (on the top 10 biggest in school) and with her small waist, bubbly ass and supple tights she was a thing of beauty. If not for her usual antics she would likely be able to get several boyfriends as easily as waving a hand, but she ruins herself quite spectacularly every time she opens her mouth.

Of course, some of the male students still try sometimes, thinking her easy prey (which honestly I think she likely is) and just wanting to take advantage of her. Of course, as her cousin, I make absolutely sure that anyone trying is not just after her body, those who fail this usually end up with both legs broken and a few dislocated bones too. Until today I had to do this about 58 times, more than 10 were in the perverted duo (I guess rats can learn through pain but these vermin are incapable of it, go figure).

After living in this world for the last seven years (the time before that is a huge blank, no memories of the time before my tenth birthday) there are three things worth note on my situation. First is that I know for a fact that this world is in the path of destruction if nothing is changed and the chance that the entire world (which includes me) is gonna be deleted from existence is far higher than I would have liked (I already count at least 5 possible world-ending disasters, and I am not even sure of everything that exists in this world yet).

I want to live a long, prosperous, and joyful life thank you very much. I have zero intentions of dying any time soon, and if I just let events go as they did in CANON there exists a chance that everything will work out, sure, but I don't want to put my hopes for survival on the hands of a girl who spends a quarter of her time fantasizing about boys, another about girls, and the most workout I have seen her do is when she actively starts to run away from any form of training I try to pull her in. I honestly have been too tired to even try and make her do it for a while now, and when I don't try and push her to accompany me, she stays only to watch me work out while leaving a noticeable trail of blood down her nose while looking.

So, yeah, trusting in her to save the world doesn't sound like that great a plan.

The second reason as to why I decided I even wanted to stay in this city instead of going somewhere else is for the protection. As someone from Isane's family, there is every possible chance that her future enemies (because a Longinus user would definitely have enemies regardless of what he or she does) would aim for me and if I am not in this place I would likely not have any form of protection against kidnapping or whatever else. Sure, I am not a pushover but I would rather have an extra layer of protection.

And third, well, I didn't come here with EXACTLY nothing.

You see, before reincarnating in this place I was a game designer.

I vaguely remember that I was working on the developing project for a ripoff game from one of the greatest animated series out there, "One Piece,". Because we were just a small-time company, it was really important to finish it as fast as possible so as to not be caught by copyrights until it was too late and we had sold the game out. After that, when the copyrights showed up, we would simply change the name of the company and start all over again, it was a troublesome process but we were doing it for some quick buck and because we loved the show, so we had to put multiple all-nighters and I myself worked until exhaustion on the game.

When it was completed and we launched it to the public I finally went to bed with a happy smile, knowing I had completed my job.

Next thing I know I was eight years old and changing homes to live with my uncle and aunt as my parents died in an accident.

I honestly sometimes wonder if I just went into a coma from working too much and this is just a very lucid dream.

After all, there are not many other explanations for me having a game system so freaking similar to the one I had helped create in that game that may or may not be the reason for me to have died.

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Name - Hyoudo Ace

Age - 17

Race - Human

Haki - 1500/1500

Muscle Density - 452

Cell Vitality - 342

Reaction Speed - 350

Mental Capacity - 300

Intelligence - 148

Charisma - 1000

Available free points - 80

Akuma no Mi (Zhoan type) - (Neko Neko no Mi: mode Lion) (Lion fruit)

Akuma no Mi (Paramecia type) - (Pero Pero no Mi) (Candy human)

Akuma no Mi (Logia type) - (none)

Kembushoku Haki Lvl 2

Busoshoku Haki Lvl 3

Haoshoku Haki Lvl 1

martial arts:

Swordsmanship (12/100)

Fishman Karate (15/100)

Black Leg Style (10/100)

Boxing (20/100)

miscellaneous:

Cooking (40/100)

Inventor (25/100)

Doctor (30/100)

Sniping (18/100)

Cleaning (50/100)

Musician (40/100)

Navigator (20/100)

Gardener (30/100)

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That is the sum of a long time of effort.

And I do mean a lot, and I can't help but sigh at this sum.

The system works similarly to a mix of RPG and a gacha game, like Fate/Grand Order.

In this system, there are no levels. Instead, you gain points whenever you defeat an enemy (if you kill them you get extra) and you can invest those points in the five types of stats. They are:

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Intelligence - Memory and calculation ability (needed to be able to increase the ability to actually use magic and understand things, basically how fast and precisely one can think and calculate things)

Mental Capacity - Extra Sensory Perception (qualifies energy levels for Haki, Spiritual energy, and Mana)

Cell Vitality - Recovery rate.

Reaction Speed - See and react to objects moving at high speed.

Muscle Density - Strength and toughness (correlates to strength, speed, and how tough is your body)

Charisma - (how easily one can attract others to your side, your presence and appearance)

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A normal human has around 100 of each of them, so I am definitely above normal humans already even if you don't consider my skills and devil fruits.

When I realized my predicaments my first priority was to increase my charisma, as strange as it may sound. After increasing my basic stats to a point where I could beat most humans I focused on charisma so as to reach 1000 as fast as I possibly could. As the developer I know for a fact that I needed my Charisma to be at least 1000 to have my Conqueror's Haki released, the ability to make others faint with a glare sounding just too great to ignore (if I could make enemies faint or flinch with a glare then it would be that much easier to win). There is also the fact that after unlocking this Haki one gains the ability to train to increase the power of the stats, we made it so because few would actually invest in it at the start and we figured that a 'King' could never be too weak.

I remember the time I just reached 1000, I was so glad I accidentally used it while visiting some friends, to this day one of them fear me despite me trying to make her not be so afraid of me. That she does really is depressing as she is a really nice girl.

Now, about the skills, devil fruits, and martial arts one can say that they all depend on the gacha system.

Every week I get one freeroll and I can spend 1000 dollars (no kidding, I have to actually use the money) to get one more roll. The resulting items on the roll can enter one of three categories.

- skill card, which can grant or, in case the skill was already obtained, increase the level of an existing skill. The skill cards also can be accompanied by a number, like cooking + 5 in which I gain five levels on cooking;

- Akuma no Mi, which is decidedly the rarest of them, in which I can obtain the power of up to three Akuma no Mis being one of each type. The good thing is that I can exchange the Akuma no Mi I have 'equipped' once per day, the bad thing is that they are absurdly rare and with Logias being the rarest of them all. It is like getting two 5 star servants in FGO in the same pull, it is 1/1000 if chance, if that;

- And then there is the miscellaneous, which can be things like weapons, ores, haki beads (which can increase my Haki energy), and collectibles. One of my rarest items, in fact, is the afro used by Luffy in his fight against Foxxy;

I had to bust my ass off, working like crazy and beating up some of the local minor gangs as well as competing in some of the fighting competitions for both Kendo and martial arts to try and gain as many points as possible. I even went around the towns around, hunting down anything that I could so as to get as many points as I possibly could, many a stray devil fell to my blade to get me to where I am today. I know that, soon enough, trouble will start showing up in my life and I must be ready to face it when it arrives, even if I must spend who knows how many nights working my ass off to get money and fights.

... Sometimes I envy those with Sacred Gears that can get stronger just by wishing hard enough. Hax, I call Hax!

And, if that ALL wasn't enough of a good reason for me to inevitably get involved with the supernatural world, there is one more thing worth noting.

There is one city at half an hour distance from Kuoh, it is called Karakura.

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... I swear, if I see Kenpachi coming in my direction I will just go and kill myself. I should be doing the world a favor then since it clearly wants me to fucking die already.

Sigh, at least I managed to make some slight changes while younger to some of the people in Karakura, like how I managed to talk with Ishida's grandfather, and now the old man is alive and well (he even sends me some butterscotch every once in a while and is like a grandfather to me when I visit him). I would be tempted to go study there instead of Kuoh, in all honesty, I was very tempted, but both places are equaling troubling and hey, at least here I have someone to do the laundry for me.

Small miracles.

Playing with the small red beaded necklace I had around my neck I smirked, this was one of the things I got from the system and I quite liked this necklace since it is the same one that the Ace from One Piece used. Shame most of what I get as miscellaneous in the system is mostly junk that I can't use, but this is one I have and I think it is a good luck item for me. Entering the school I sense the difference in how some of the people start staring at me intensely as I walk in.

Sigh, while it was necessary for me to have at the absolute least 1000 charisma if I wanted to have my Conqueror's Haki released and all that, I sometimes curse my lack of foresight when I did put all those points in Charisma. Even if helps more in the long run it really causes some problems if you don't consider only that.

After all, I am not sure it was worth it since in exchange I got the bane of my existence in exchange for it.

Fangirls.

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"So, have you decided which one you intend to approach?" Sona asked as she took a sip of her tea while looking over at Rias who looks conflicted, as usual.

Rias is a beautiful young woman with white skin, blue eyes, and a buxom figure that looks like it couldn't possibly be natural. Her most distinctive feature, however, is her long, beautiful crimson hair which she inherited from her father, that reaches down to her thighs with a single hair strand (known in Japan as ahoge) sticking out from the top.

Meanwhile, Sona was a young bespectacled woman with a slim figure, black hair styled in a short bob cut, and violet eyes. Her eyes had a mesmerizing aspect to it and, while she lacked the sheer explosiveness of Rias' body, she still was one of the most beautiful women in this entire town.

"... I think I will approach Isane, after all." Rias admitted. "She seems like he would be much easier to manage considering she would certainly become a devil of lust, who are amongst the easiest to handle, and I wouldn't need to fear Koneko turning out fat this way."

Sona chuckled at the last comet, knowing exactly how her friend's rook would sometimes follow Ace around like a lost puppy wanting food. That he usually had a lot prepared for her and the stoic girl would eat them all with a light smile and almost pur while eating it was a clear sign of how much she likes them. After returning to her calm serenity Sona answered back.

"Very well, then I will approach Ace. Honestly speaking I was leaning more on approaching him anyway so it is a win-win for me."

As Sona said that she elegantly took a sip of her tea and Rias pouted, honestly preferring if Sona would not approach Ace since she wanted him too.

Both Rias and Sona are high-class devils with peerages and, as such, want to find people to fill in their respective peerages. Rias, in special, needed it urgently since she was going to be facing a considerable challenge soon in the form of Riser and she may have him beat in quality but she only had three usable servants as of right now and a fourth she couldn't even try and use.

She needed numbers, and she needed it fast.

The Hyoudou siblings were perfect for it. First, there is Isane Hyoudou who was already extremely driven by her own desires, if this was coupled with devil biology and the fact that she had a sacred gear (she found that out a while ago) then there is a good chance that the final result would be a powerful family member for her. Then there is Ace who, despite not showing an ounce of magic energy, showed that he was extremely competent in combat and had some considerable potential. If he were to become her peerage member then he could perhaps become a great help for her.

This, however, leads to a problem. Just as Rias wanted the two of them, Sona too had some interest in them. She too was trying to complete her peerage and Rias couldn't really blame Sona for wanting it too. As such the two entered an agreement that they would both choose one each and try and recruit the person, if they fail then the other one can try as well.

"Very well, with this set, we should move to try it soon." Sona said and Rias nodded, internally however she was having some cold sweat fall down her back, she has never really invited someone to her peerage, the people she invited had pretty much no other choice than to say yes to her, after all.

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"So, until I recover my shinigami powers, it will be up to you to do my original work as shinigami." Rukia said to a confused Ichigo. Seeing his confused face she snorted. "Humph, isn't it obvious? Now it is you that has my shinigami powers. You have no rights to refuse, you will do this job whenever you like it or not."

"No." he said easily to her face.

"... What?"

"I had to fight with those weird monsters one too many times." Ichigo told her.

"B-but you only fought with them once!"

"And that was once too many. If you want someone to take care of this go and talk with Ace, he does this kind of thing and he actually likes to do it." Ichigo said easily.

"Ace?" Rukia asked in doubt, wondering if there was another human similar to Ichigo who could see the supernatural.

"Yeah, he is a friend of mine and lives on Kuoh, the neighboring city. I have seen him facing those monsters a few times and he actually likes fighting them, so if you want someone to do this for you then talk with him." Ichigo said before giving Rukia a card.

In it, there was the image of a chibi boy with black hair and blue eyes, some freckles on his face, and a big grin on his face giving out a thumbs up. In the cards there were the words 'Odd-Jobs Ace, from fixing appliances to beating up monsters, I do everything for the right cash.' And in the end of the words cash, there was an emoticon of a face with dollar signs for eyes. On the other side of the card, there was the said Ace's number for calling and Rukia honestly was tempted to call if only to see if this 'Ace' fellow really was fighting hollows despite being a human.

Perhaps he could be a Quincy or something, she couldn't say but she was curious all the same about it.

But, for now, she had a job to do, the job of making Ichigo do her job for her!

She could go and meet this Ace later. Yep, that was sure to work.

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AN:

So, I kinda got this idea in my head for a few days now and I just had to put it down. This is a world of DxD mixed with Bleach. Normally supernatural beings can't see, much less sense, spiritual beings like the Hollows and Shinigamis so no worries there.

I am not fully sure where I will take this story, but I got my inspiration for this from some amazing works like 'Bleach Rebirth of the Guardian' by fanboy913 and 'Stand User in the Marvel Verse' by Wu Mian Qi Liang. Both stories are amazing and I only hope I can make mine be anywhere close to theirs in quality.

Anyway, there is little decided for this story, but consider that while for now the two 'worlds' of DxD and Bleach are very separated they might start to blend and mix together as time passes.

The MC looks like Ace from One Piece BTW, except for not having the tattoo or the hat (can perhaps get it later).

Also, about the system, it may suffer changes as time passes and Ace discovers new things. I would also like suggestions as to what other fruits he could already have in hand (please remember that the stronger the fruit the rarer it is and he has NO Logias, otherwise he would be equipping it already).

Oh, and who should find an interest in him? I mean, normally the Charisma of a normal person is around 20, and the MC already has 100 and it will only increase as his levels increase, so yeah there is that.

And the last thing, should the MC obtain a Zampakutou later on or not? If yes, then what type and how would it work?

Well, I will leave it here for now. Thanks for reading and Follow, Favorite, and Review this fic if at all possible XD