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There is Spring Next Door

Feng Xinyao always thought that it was because her family had too much luck with women that she was still alone. Her grandmother, who was almost 80, quietly developed a second love, and it was a love triangle. Her retired father was blocked at the door because he seduced someone else's wife while dancing in the square. The married elder brother met a teacher in the parents' group. The teacher confessed his love to him, and her elder sister-in-law beat him up. The eight-year-old nephew, who was handsome and cute, was kissed by a female classmate. Even the dog at home hooked up with the neighbor's little dog and successfully made her pregnant. And Feng Xinyao, who was unemployed and returned to her hometown, finally saw a handsome guy, but was sent to see the police by him and was sued for sexual harassment! Bah, it was clearly Min Wangyue who forgot to close the door when taking a shower! Min Wangyue: "Didn't you drool at that time?" "Shut up!" Feng Xinyao covered her face in shame and anger.

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Hooking up with the teacher I

Grandma Feng sent her aunt away. When she saw her granddaughter like this, she comforted her: "Don't be angry. She has old ideas and doesn't mean any harm."

Feng Xinyao nodded. She knew, but there was a generational gap between this kind of concern.

With different cognitions and different concepts, quarreling is meaningless.

"Why don't you introduce two partners to me?" Feng Xinyao asked her grandma.

Grandma Feng snorted softly: "I only know the old guy; can I introduce you to you?"

"The old man has a minimum living allowance; that's good."

Grandma Feng pinched her and said she was not serious.

Feng Xinyao then asked, "Doesn't the old man have a suitable grandson?"

Grandma Feng sighed and said, "Each of their grandsons was worse than the last. They were either married or too ugly. I really want to turn a blind eye, but my conscience really can't bear it."

Feng Xinyao laughed loudly and said, "Grandma is indeed my own grandma. Don't most people advise their daughters and granddaughters to just let it go?"

Grandma Feng sneered, "That was all a lie."

"Only the most irresponsible elders would treat the marriage of their granddaughter and daughter so frivolously. When your elders introduce someone to you, we don't examine the other person's situation clearly. How can you still expect a young girl to identify the other person on her own?"

Marriage is a matter of a lifetime; how can we make do with it?

Feng Xinyao laughed at herself. "If your granddaughter continues to drag her out like this, I'm afraid there won't even be anyone left to deal with. Will the family kick me out and dislike me for refusing to get out of my parents' home?"

When a woman becomes an adult, she has no home, which is why she insists on buying a house.

Grandma Feng took a deep look at her granddaughter and then said, after a while, "You should have made plans early."

"What plan?"

"The tree has big branches, and there are many people, and families are divided. There will always be a day when your parents are gone. You should also think about it. How will you spend half of your life?"

Feng Xinyao felt a little irritated and worried about the future, but she heard Grandma Feng say, "I think the guy who rented your house is okay; do you want to take him down?"

Feng Xinyao suddenly felt sad. She looked at Grandma in disbelief and said, "Zhao Lisi can't even take it down; why do you think I can conquer him?"

Grandma Feng smiled disdainfully: "You young girls are just stupid; you always think that men will only like beautiful and young people, but you don't know that men are very stupid. If he likes beautiful girls, then he will surely like you; you're so pretty. Most of the time, men just follow the flow and choose whatever they see others do without knowing what they really want."

"Grandma, what you said is too profound and beyond my scope of cognition. Grandma, can you make it simple and straightforward?"

Feng Xinyao said 

Grandma Feng rolled her eyes at her and blew a smoke into her face. "Why don't you seduce him?"

As if Feng Xinyao were struck by lightning, she seemed to hear the Buddha asking her to kill Sun Wukong and take away Tang Sanzang.

She? Seduce Min Wangyue?

Not to mention that she had no idea about Min Wangyue; just the word "seduce" made her feel guilty and cowardly.

She can't even seduce the fat orange cat in the community, but she needs to seduce someone. When it comes to seduction, you have to be talented, okay?

"How about you give me some money and I'll find a grandson-in-law?"

She would rather spend money to buy a man; that would be more effective.

Grandma Feng, who glanced sideways at her, put her hand into her pants pocket, took it out on the left side, then on the right side, and finally stretched it out and showed her middle finger.

Feng Xinyao smiled and nodded, holding her hand and pressing back his middle finger. "Grandma, how could I be so ignorant that I want to take advantage of your coffin?"

She never expected that Grandma would be so fashionable at her age. She dyes her hair, smokes, drinks, dances in squares, watches handsome guys through videos, and likes young guys.

Compared to her grandmother, she is more like an old man who is pure and stoic.

On the seventh day after returning home, her sister-in-law and her nephew came back for the weekend. A husky rushed in as soon as the door opened.

Feng Xinyao almost stumbled.

The little nephew came over, squeezed the husky away, and got into Feng Xinyao's arms. He said in a sweet voice, "Auntie, I miss you so much. Do you miss me?"

Looking at the fair-faced, handsome, and cute little nephew, Feng Xinyao kissed his face.

Feng Xinyao was so happy that she took out the Lego bricks that she bought from the capital and gave them to him. The little nephew was overjoyed and said, "Little Aunt is the cutest person in the world."

Sister-in-law Jiang You asked Feng Xinyao not to pamper him too much and to develop the bad habit of bringing gifts every time she came back.

"What bad habits?" Feng Xinyao asked.

Jiang You said "Xiao Yan told his classmates everywhere that his aunt was a super rich woman and would bring gifts every time she came. He had too many gifts to count."

Feng Xinyao laughed loudly and said she was grateful to his nephew Feng Yan that he was looking forward to her becoming a super rich woman one day.

Jiang You was helpless, pinched his son's face, and said, "No matter how much money your aunt has, it belongs to her. If a man wants to make his own money, how can he spend a woman's money? That's wrong."

Feng Yan asked back, "Why does dad always reach out and ask you for money? Isn't dad a man?"

Feng Xinyao laughed so much that her stomach hurt, and she turned around to touch the husky.

Jiang You caught his son to educate him and insisted on establishing the correct concept of money in his children.

When Feng Chen parked the car and got up, Xiao Yan immediately asked his father, "Dad, why are you spending my mother's money and whether you were eating soft food?"

Feng Chen poked his head and said, "Mom was in charge of dad's money, and it was not normal for dad to be in charge of mom's money."

The little guy doesn't understand again. If he doesn't say he should do his own thing, then he should take care of his own money. Why should he let his mother take care of it?

Feng Chen said that he would understand when he grew up. The little guy was even more confused and wanted to ask questions, but his father ignored him and asked him to play with blocks by himself.

Jiang You saw that Feng Xinyao was having fun playing with the dog, so she asked her if she could help take care of the dog for a while.

Feng Xinyaon was surprised. Jiang You liked this dog, so why would she think of troubling her?

Jiang You said that she was pregnant with her second child, and it was not suitable to keep a dog recently, so she wanted to let her take care of it for a while.

Grandma Feng was happy and said it was a good thing, as she was about to have another baby in the family. Feng Xinyao was also happy and agreed to come down.

Feng Chen then scolded the dog, "This stupid dog hooked up with the neighbor's bitch and caused her to become pregnant. Now that the neighbor saw it, he wanted to castrate it, and he also strongly demanded that I pay alimony.

Feng Xinyao, who had just been stimulated by the urge to get married, felt that she was worse than a dog when she heard these words.

The dog had left the ranks of bachelors and was about to become a father, but she was still alone.

As soon as Feng Chen finished speaking, he heard Jiang You scold and sarcastically say, "Dogs are like their masters. If you hook up with the teacher in the parent group, he hooks up with the bitch. It's really a virtue."

Feng Xinyao glanced nervously at his brother. If his sister-in-law said this at this time, there might be a quarrel.

But upon closer inspection, the two seemed to be joking and didn't look like they were going to quarrel.

Feng Chen complained, "Honey, I did not hook up with the teacher; I just said a few more words to the teacher not to be rude."

Hello, sorry for the late upload, I was in the hospital and the signal there was so bad^ω^

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