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The Vanoss Crew Journey to Another World

The Vanoss Crew, a band of very dangerous, slightly chaotic, and extremely hilarious group of lovable, and hatable but yet smart idiots who always mainly loved playing video games together for CONTENT. They are consists of Seven individuals. Their Leader, Vanoss, or Evan Fong. Wildcat, or Tyler Wine. Nogla, or David Nagle. Basically, or Marcel Cunningham. Moo, or Brock Barrus. Terroriser, or Brian Michael Hanby. And lastly, the one and only mysterious of them all, Delirious. Due to unexpected circumstances, Vanoss and some of his friends found themselves in a world of fantasy alongside their Minecraft home and turned into their icon characters for mysterious reasons. How will they adapt in a world full of Monsters and Gods, where dangers that could destroy a nation in one single attack and could end the world was hidden in every corner while weapons like guns and nukes were not enough to kill them? How will they face the obstacles of the dangers ahead, while they were just mere YouTube Gamers that insults each other and making racist jokes for fun in a daily basis? Will they be able to keep the team together? Or will they split apart due to their differences? Personally I don't give a shit, but to those who do, tune in each update chapters to find out in this adventure as a full on series! . . . But... . . .  While they were having their time in this strange and virgin world. An evil has arisen in the New World, and it is up to them to defeat this evil and save the world..... Or just forget that bullshit and do whatever they want :3

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New and Fine Day

– A Week After the Battle of Kalren, Unknown Location –

In an unknown location, inside a room, to be more precise, a young man with a huge and terrifying body structure could be seen doing push-ups using his left-hand thumb. There was sweat all over his body with his right arm crossed behind his back.

"7868, 7869, 7870, 7871-"

Knock! Knock!

"My Lord, Master wishes to see you."

From outside of the young man's room, a voice came. Someone called him to stop doing his push-ups, he stood up and put on a white plain mask when he heard 'Master'. As he wore his mask, only his medium-sized dark hair was visible, after putting on some clothes, he left the room. 

Outside, there was a girl, the one that informed him that he was called. This girl wore a black robe, drawn on the robe as the symbol of a half-closed red eye. 

"Follow me."

The young man followed the girl silently, with a simple wave of her hand, immediately, the scenery around them was wrapped, the hallway disappeared and was replaced by a throne hall.

A lone man dressed in a dark robe, wearing a white mask with the same symbol as the girl's robe, could be seen sitting on a throne. 

"Zero, I have brought him. Glory to the Supreme Monarch." The young girl bowed before disappearing without a trace. 

Only left in the throne hall were the young man and the man on the throne, the one called Zero. 

"016, how were you doing? You're doing fine with your life?"

"Nothing at all, my lord, there's no problem." The young man named 016 responded flatly. "I believe you don't call to ask this. Spit it. What do you want?" He asked. Judging his tone, he was not quite friendly towards him at this moment, he was furious because his training time was disturbed, needed to transcend beyond his limits and ascend to the Spiritual Form.

"Hahaha! Unfriendly as always. Well, it doesn't matter. The reason for your call is because there is a mission for you."

"What is it? What do I need to do?" He asked impatiently, talking too much isn't something he likes, especially when it means wasting more of his time. 

"Your mission is to give this to your father without showing your identity. Better not fail because the one sent to Kalren fails." He said before giving '016' a metal box, just a normal steel box with no mana in it, because using one with mana or any form of magic will let the thing inside escape easily.

"Also, you will need help from the Archbishop of the Rising Sun you befriend with, including our old ally, the former Demon Lord himself."

"Tch!" '016' clicked his tongue, though he indeed befriended the Archbishop in his city, he only used that foul for his current goal, the man in question is also someone he didn't wish to deal with. However, orders are orders, he couldn't go against them. He signed with the devil after all.

And as for that Demon Lord that his master mentions, he extremely dislikes the man in question as well, due to his behavior of being an absolute zealot to the God of War and Violence, Monolith.

An Outcast Deity who are Gods that were stript their status as a higher divine being by the Elder Gods of the Higher World, one famous example of an Outcast they knew is the Headmistress of Academy City, who was once a Deity of this world, even a former member of the Council of the Elder Gods.

"You can leave." 

Once he noticed '016' understood his words, Zero waved his hand, and '016' found himself standing in front of his room. He couldn't help but sigh, the man's vast power is unfathomable, enough to defeat almost every Demigod in the world with ease.

"Befriending with the Archbishop in order to use him and his Church is already done, now time to deal some shit on my own father's city. I hope it would be fun." '016' said as he smiled maliciously behind his mask.

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– Another Week Later –

*Music Play — Sometimes, Gerry Cinnamon*

(🎶Sometimes, just sometimes Maybe more than some of the time I'm on a false ego trip Insecurity is rife I'm not the ideal person To be lecturing of life🎶)

In a beautiful worl-... I mean a beautiful Island of Minecraft where our Idiotic dupe fucking cocksuckers sons of bitches at. The view shifts towards the beautiful residents of the Banana Bus Crew.

[IMAGES]

(🎶But if you wanna know Some things I've learned about myself Being in sticky situations I won't bore you with the filth Breaking bones and sniffing gear Pouring blood and sweat and tears In a nutshell I suppose It's the way the water flows🎶)

The scene immediately changes to the first member of Team 6. In a 6x6 meter size desert island in the middle of the huge lake beside the Minecraft Island they live on, a shirtless black man was standing but instead only using his hands to stand up while doing pushups.

"198! 199! 200! Hoo, so tiring!"

[BasicallyIdoWrk]

(🎶Yeah that's the way the story goes🎶)

After doing 200 daily push-ups, Basically placed down on a wooden boat and decided to return to the island. But before he could react, an oversized Crocodile with one horn on its forehead, about the size as a Public Bus jumped out of the water and was ready to devour Marcel.

"MOTHERFU-!!!"

(🎶Sometimes, just sometimes🎶)

[BasicallyIdoWrk was slain by a Rampaging Kroc]

(🎶Well alright, maybe all of the time I'm on a false ego trip Well I'm a renegade of sorts I roam the concrete jungle Hunting idiots for sport🎶)

The scene changes to somewhere in Team 6's island, a young man with green clothing was climbing a large mountain trying to catch one bird who took his Jerry Can.

[Daithi de Nogla]

(🎶And now the cocaine scene It picked me up and made me frown—🎶)

"Give me back my Jerry Can you bird piece of shit!"

As he made it to the top of the hill, what he first saw was hundreds of the same bird he was trying to after, but with razor sharp teeth all looking at him with bloodthirsty eyes.

"Ummm... shit."

"""Screeech!!!"""

"AHHH!"

[IMAGES]

[Daithe De Nogla was slain by Primal Sparrows]

(🎶—That's when joking says that music helps the medicine go down Hey, it makes you feel alive More like demons of the night Flinging powder up your nose It's the way the water flows🎶)

The scene changes once again to an underground cave with a huge spatial area. Not even a second has passed, a young man with sunglasses, enchanted Diamond Armor, and weapons made impact at the wall after getting launched off.

[Moo Snuckel]

(🎶Yeah that's the way the story goes🎶)

"Damn it! Why can't I fucking tame you, Warrant! I swear to god I'M GONNA FORCE CHOKE YOU!!"

Standing up still while picking his weapons, Moo then faced the Warden who roared at him loudly that shook the earth.

With a roar cry, Brock dashed towards the Warden at insane speed, faster than a race car.

(🎶Sometimes, Just sometimes And now the world outside Don't look the same for you and me Drinking cider in a golf course—🎶)

The scene changes again showing a masked man alongside with an Iron Golem, watching numerous Shadow Soldiers building a giant Structure at his destroyed home, the same mountain and the place where Vanoss just blew up, which unfortunately can't be revert back stated by Terroriser.

"Keep building my Castle, Minions! Don't make your King Delirious impatient!"

Looking away from the construction, the masked man in blue hoodie turned to another building, inside were tens of Iron Farms. What I mean Iron Farms means there are Iron Golems farms, the same thing as Cartoonz made on his own Minecraft server, playing alongside Cartoonz, Dead Squirrel, Guerillaphant, and Ohmwre-... I think that's all of them.

In the distance, a spawner spawns an Iron Golem letting the wave of the water push it towards the pool of lava, killing them before dropping an iron ingot then you'll know where it goes.

[H20 Delirious]

"Hehehehe perfect. Resources will not be a no problemo. C'mon, Xavier Number 2. We're done making this."

Following the Masked Man, Xavier looks back at the Iron Farm one more time with a nonchalantly face, like he didn't even care before following his master.

(🎶—A distant memory Down the park and pick a fight Popping pills all through the night Fucking waster I suppose That's the way the water flows🎶)

Now we see an Irish cybercunt is currently flying above the Island, exploring the territory, he lands on top of a mountain that is above the island. He nods with a smile, acknowledging the beauty of its nature, and also the fact that it's perfect for a base of operation. 

[TheGamingTerroriser]

"Now... where the hell am I suppose to find the centre of wherever the fuck we are?"

Scanning the entire island with his robotic systems, not even a millisecond has passed, Terroriser opened his eyes and began to fly to the central point of the Island, that part of the island was a dense and moist woodland.

As Brian had landed on the ground safely, he brought out what looked like a metallic sphere.

'Man, I've purchased thousands of credits in my Shopping System to get the materials and took my sweet ass time for two weeks to build this shit.' He said through his artificial mind.

"Okay, now time to put in the real work, I'm gonna go all Tony Stark up in this bitch"

Casting the sphere down. Eight spider-like limbs grew out of the robotic mechanism as it crawled its way towards the exact central point of the island.

The sphere used its limbs to dig and attach itself to the surface. It emitted a blue light, made of squares to scan the entire island.

[Activate Protocol Themyscira]

The sphere launched a giant blue beam which spread out over the island and covered it like a dome. The Island became invisible to anyone outside the island, not to mention, it also served as a defense mechanism that electrocuted anything that touched it.

"There, safe and sound, now that is how you build a wall." Terroriser says with a perfect Donald Trump impression at the end, looking at the reader while winking.

'God, I could say I'm impressed by myself, before I am some retarded asshole, but now, I'm a genius, I'm Rick fuckin' Sanchez or Tony Stark or whatever. I might literally shrunk a universe and turned it into a fucking charger. Oh man, this world is about to weep I tell you, weep.'

RIII—! RIII—!

But then, his phone rings, taking it out from his phone, he places it on his ears.

"Y'ello....? Oh, okay, I'll be there."

With a sinister smile, Brian spread his Elytra and once he activated the Fireworks he was holding, he flew in the sky at high speeds.

(🎶Yeah, that's the way the story 🎶)

Back to the team's residents, we now see an Owl Man standing near a white house with a smile, looking at the structure as if he was about to do something chaotic.

[VanossGaming]

But then, he spotted Brian landed on the ground behind him.

"Is it ready?" Terroriser asked.

"Yup."

"Perfect."

(🎶Sometimes Just sometimes Sometimes Just sometimes Just sometimes🎶)

Scene immediately changes to a pig man lying on his couch, drinking Coca Cola in a relaxing manner while he was watching Lesbian Por-... I mean watching a Tank literally fighting against a Mech that seems to come from an anime through his phone.

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Video Play: Tank Fighting Animation with The Hot Wind Blowing

Link: https://youtu.be/LKXl3zR7GwI

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"Hm, I was wondering, how the hell did I get internet here-"

BOOOM!!!

[I_AM_Wildcat was blown up by VanossMC]

Spawning back to their old and first house, Wildcat looks around before realizing what's going on and immediately runs at fast speed like motherfuckin' Tom Cruise towards his home which is no more.

"MY HOUSE! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HOUSE!!?"

Turning his head towards the Canadian bastard and the Irish-cunt, Tyler couldn't help but feel he was about to explode like a Nuke.

"You hypocritical cucks! You put TNT in my house?!"

In response, Terroriser snorted like a pig.

"Calm down, Tyler. We'll explain something." Vanoss waved both of his hands and tried to calm the Pig Beastmen down.

"EVAN!!!!!!!!!!"

Wildcat yelled out to Vanoss who just blew up his house again for the 8th time.

"Calm down, Tyler. Me and Brian only did was to experiment Brian's new undo command." Vanoss continues to calm him down with a reassuring smile.

"Yeah, just like what he said." Terroriser chuckled.

Ignoring the two brats, Wildcat instantly geared his Enchanted Diamond Armor, Netherite Sword, and guns at the ready.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!"

Turning his gaze at Brian, Vanoss spoke with a Palpatine impression, "Dew it."

"Alrighty!"

"WAAAHHHHHH!"

With insane speed, Wildcat was already in front of them in the next instant, ready to kill them but before he did, he got halted, no, he didn't stop on purpose, he was stopped in time before the world turns white.

As the light dies down, what Wildcat first sees is he is back to his old sofa, watching some two girls do a scissor positio-... I mean watching the Tank fighting a Mech through his phone! And drinking Coca Cola while not wearing his armor and wielding his weapons.

"What the hell?"

Standing up, he immediately ran towards the exit and saw the two annoying pranksters with so much confusion on his face.

"Tadaaa!"

"What the hell just happened???"

"Well, me and Vanoss try to experiment on restarting the map like I usually do." Terroriser explained, chuckling.

"And your first experiment is by blowing up my house!?"

"Buuuuut, we did fix it back. It wasn't destroyed or didn't happen in the first place!" Vanoss said calmly.

"So there's nothing to worry about, my friend!" Terroriser said with a grin.

"Gosh, you all are a bunch of assholes."

"We love you too, buddy." Vanoss sweetly replied.

"Shut the fuck up, you Owl cunt! I'm still pissed on what you two cocksuckers did!"