Psyduck shares the tales of it's illustrious past and hopes that, you too can one day understand the hardships, labors, luxuries, and privileges of being a Psyduck.
An Elder Psyduck has decided to offer you the knowledge of the gods after you have completed the minimum requirements for a human to be allowed to learn of the Supreme emperor's existence.
That is, become the Pokémon Master and defeat all champions in existence, and gain a recommendation letter from Arceus, the assistant of the junior secretary of the senior assistant of the Psychic Emperor and King of the Multiverse, Psyduck#26107410.
"Psy..... psy psy psy psy."
"psy psy psy."
"psy psy psy duck."
"psy psy psy psy psy."
*sips tea*
"psy psy psy duck, psy Psyduck!!!!!!!!!"
"psy psy psy psy duck psy psy DUUUCCCK"
*falls down on the floor*
"PSSSSSSSY!!!"
*looks at you with disappointment of the ancestors*