Chapter 8: Maids

Chapter 8: Maids

~Mash B. POV~

[HP & MP fully restored!]

Hmm… Ugh… what the heck last night I slept like a log and am I in a bed?

The greatest bed I slept on than my own that was for sure.

Good thing I put away my weapon in my subspace before I went inside the mansion, or I don't know what would happen.

Opening my eyes, I was no longer inside the wagon that I was with Emilia but rather inside a fancy room seeing iconic maids and best girl in front of me.

Rem has medium-length sky blue hair that covers her right eye, large light blue eyes, and young features she also has hair clips towards the left side of her hair, a flower-shaped ribbon on the same side of her hair, and a maid hairband.

She looks nearly identical to her sister apart from her hair, eyes, and ribbon coloring she usually wears a maid uniform, and since her chest is slightly larger than her sister's, she secretly changes the measurements to hide it.

Ram has medium-length light pink hair that covers her left eye, large darkish red eyes, and young features she also has hair clips towards the right side of her hair, a flower-shaped ribbon on the same side of her hair, and a maid hairband.

She looks nearly identical to her sister Rem apart from her hair, eyes, and ribbon coloring. She usually wears a maid uniform she has a smaller chest compared to her sister, and she has slanted eyes.

[Observe].

[Ram Lv.? Oni]

[Rem Lv.? Oni]

Seeing Rem was looking at me with a blank look she says to her sister, "Ah, he woke up one-chan."

Ram replies to her sister with a blank response as well, "That's right, he woke Rem."

Viewing the twin Oni girls talking about me I asked them kindly, "Uh, hello there I'm Mash Bastion can you ask me where exactly I am and what time is it?"

Ram was the one to respond to me in a blank tone, "You are at the Rosswaal Mansion and it's 7 am."

Hearing Ram's response I just told myself while the twins listened in about me in a curious tone, "Really? And you two happen to show up here for my concern or Emilia? Well in any case I slept like a log haven't had a soft bed for a while since I could probably sleep a bit longer."

Rem next responded to me in a blank voice as well to me about my shamelessness, "Onee-chan did you hear that? How blatantly the slacker made his proclamation."

Ram also responded soon after Rem mocked me in the process, "Yes Rem, I heard that. Standards words of a slob."

Hey… no wait. I'm a slacker so that checks out, but I will not be mocked by the twins! Even if there hot!

Expressing an annoyed expression of the two the anime didn't do it justice as I expressed my attitude, "Hey! I'll have you know I'm a very hard-working person it's just the best bed that I have ever slept on!"

Next, the two backed off from me as they both fled away, "Kyaa!"

The next thing I saw they were trying to act cute with both of them together holding hands as I couldn't help but blush. Real-life maids from anime into real life. Their beauty didn't do them justice in the anime.

This must be… A MAN'S ROMANCE!!

While I was stunned by their beauty, they started up with their antics again with Rem saying that I was a pervert, "Onee-san!! This is bad! That guest is humiliating us with his obscene thoughts right now…!"

Ram responded with the same expression of shock and concern tone, "Rem! This is bad that the guest is trying desperately to violate us with his mind right now…!"

This is going to be my new daily life routine wouldn't it for the next few days?

Although what they said is true, I didn't think about it… Shame that can't be said about the internet.

Faking a confused look on their face making myself believable to them or not I asked them both a question, "Huh? I have no idea what you two are talking about. What are you two maids' perverts or something?"

They both seem to freeze at my response. Yeah, I know their act, but I won't go the way they expect.

I continue with a fake innocent expression on my face tilting my head to them, "I mean if you're into that kind of kinky thing you should talk about your fantasies to someone interested because I'm a bit weird it out… perverted maids…"

Now that done broke them. The two of them just had a surprised expression written on their faces.

It seems they bought my fake expression and looks as I called them out as perverts to me a stranger.

That won't certainly look good on them when Rosswaal returns if his two maids were flirting with the person who helped Emilia.

They both were looking at me embarrassed of their actions, but Ram tried to rectify the situation denying my claims, "No! You are mistaken I have no love for you only Rosswaal-sama! You are taking advantage of the situation!"

Tilting my head, a bit I smirked at this, so I asked the obvious enjoying a bit of their misfortune, "Oh? Rosswaal correct so you are into perverted things if his involved, yes? Then I was right you Ram are a completely perverted woman."

That seems to shut up Ram in the process as she soon turns red at the mention of me being correct that she will do it if Rosswaal does the perversions in her mind. And they called me a pervert.

I may be a stranger but I ain't no pervert! … At least, I won't say it out in the open at least.

Next, I see Rem looks confused as she defends her sister only to get her sister even redder if that is even possible, "No Onee-chan is not a pervert she just loves Rosswaal-sama very much that I couldn't hear moaning sounds in their office no it was completely innocent! My onee-chan is not a pervert!"

Hahahahaha!!!

Oh my God Rem just didn't?!

This is pure comedy gold! It looks like Ram hid her face with her hands oh boy this is certainly going to be a fun day.

Why not make it a bit longer?

With that idea in mind, I asked Rem some obvious questions that seemed to just slip by on how she tries to defend Ram only to make her face become so red that her whole head became red out of embarrassment that literal steam was coming out from her!

Ram is a very kinky girl. Rosswaal you lucky horn dog. Sadly, the feelings won't be shared and I doubt what I said happened.

With that, I asked Rem a series of questions that confused her but responded with her own words to fight to protect her sister while it only seemed that Ram was getting embarrassed as the seconds passed by.

I asked Rem if she heard some banging in some places around the mansion with solely Rosswaal and Ram around. This is merely for scientific purposes and to troll the poor pink-haired Oni.

To my joy, she said to me that there were some loud noises with them being alone. In the main office of Rosswaal. Must be because of her horn issue but I love acting on this misunderstanding.

Hearing my answers from Rem only made Ram glare at me hatefully as I thought her sister hadn't realized what she had done. Such an innocent sweet girl.

But it was not like she was going to announce it since she had pride in herself to not say anything about their relationship. Or lack thereof…

After a few minutes of discussing with Rem defending her sister, I thought that was enough fun as I replied to them with a smile and made a small bow to them, "Alright then from the innocent banging, and moaning sounds I can finally see that your sister Ram is not a pervert thank you, Rem, for enlighten me. I sincerely apologize for my earlier statement you both are good maids. The very best this mansion has or ever will."

Rem looked very happy that she convinced me as for Ram… Only a look of a woman furry was I described her expression she was giving made me shudder a bit…

Right… I'm still level 1 and I could still die from her...

Meh. Still worth it.

If glares could kill, I was so dead for just one glance of Ram's glare. I had fun with them they are certainly going to be a treat.

Next Rem says to me as she remembers something as she motions me to follow her, "Oh! That is right sir Mash, we were supposed to guide you to breakfast with Emilia and Beatrice a while ago we must hurry!"

Nodding my head at her I just followed them, but I can tell from when I looked at their backs that their emotions changed. It was a gut feeling I got from them…

[<Instinct > LEVEL UP!]

And that pretty much cinches my suspicions. They don't trust me completely with hollow looks in their eyes and they will probably try to ask me questions about last night. But mostly from Ram…

Well, let's see what they have to offer as questions. But I must keep my guard up around them.

Starting this as day 1 I have 4 to go. 5 days in total to do what I can in the coming days to get what I need from this world and grind.

Many things come to mind now that I'm in Rosswaal home. I already laid the foundation set containing one of the Enchanted Swords of this world having Reinhard establish talks with one of the nobles of this Kingdom Count Reedback.

From the mobile game, Subaru managed to obtain one from him the Life Sword also known as the Life Sword Zeam a blade capable of destroying a soul. I need that to deal with any supernatural ghost or soul-wielding powers… or use it to kill off Sloth to get his Authority easily enough.

Obtaining the Life Sword Zeam would allow me to continue branching my paths to different worlds a lot more manageable and give me the upper hand on certain worlds. But all of that won't mean jack shit if I don't defend myself.

Hence the reason I went to this world in the first place. A lot of luck and meta knowledge will get me a decent bonus in this world and a lot of options available for me to gain during my stay in this world.

However, what should worry about is my own emotions. Looking down on my hand I couldn't but wonder the possibility of getting too attached to the people here. They're great and all but…

… no. I shouldn't dwell too much on it. For now, let's see what the clown has in store if his here…