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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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/Frank POV/

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Oh yeah, things are definitely going nicely. {And to think that the Domain was able to make something powerful even with such a minuscule amount of souls in the past. Now it's gonna be able to make something as good as this. Oh boy, Albert would have been absolutely clapped by this thing in the past if he met it, but to be fair, he did get clapped by the first one even before it was strong.}

My thought are just going absolutely everywhere at this point. Well, time for me to have the first entrances monitored! There isn't anything decent going on for now on my end, so let me just show you the clips of people being people.

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/3rd POV/

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The first few openings to the dungeon were located in XXXXXXXXX Prefecture and it's suffice to say, that people were properly and totally terrified as to what was going on.

And as any cliché scene, there's always somebody who's gonna go off and try to see what's up with the weird stairwell into the deep and dark scary place, because of course there's gonna be someone to try and do that.

In comes Passerby A, Passerby A was just some random police officer who noticed the hole,earthquake, and a golden screen appearing out of nowhere. He didn't really understand what the man was saying but he had a headache while the guy was talking.

He didn't know much, not was he the strong type, and for damn sure, he didn't have a Quirk. He was distraught as a child when he learned that he didn't have any special powers, so distraught that he even considered commiting suicide when he was in his college years.

But he managed to continue thanks to porn and a will to see the next generation flourish under this new world. Needless to say it was an absolute shit show for the poor lad. He was constantly mocked by the civilians that he was just some meat shield to protect other people for.

Some even went so far as to try and attack him. He did go to court, and he did get money and an apology from the people who went a little too far. But nowadays, as he walked the sorry streets yet again, doing his patrol and wondering what is he gonna do with his life when he gets older.

And that's when he experienced the exact same thing as the other people living in their country. And now, he wanted to know what was in the hole.

{I may not be the smartest guy, but that looks really dangerous. Should I call the department and report this?} he thought to himself as his innermost self was screaming s thin to go inside of the hole.

(*gives the report* Well, there goes that. I do wonder what's inside of this thi-) he said to himself as he watched a couple kid go inside of the hole and run down the flight of stairs. He was shocked for the first few seconds before giving chase to the ruffians. He was liable for anything that occurred in his area, and if the brass got wind of this-.

He didn't want to think of what might happen to him, so he focused on the task at hand. He unholstered his service pistol and turned on his flashlight that he keeps on his person. He then descended down the depths of the hole, hoping that the kids that went in weren't gonna end up dead.

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/The kids' POV/

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Me and my friends were playing around before we noticed the huge hole. It was so weird since we just saw a golden screen in the sky a couple minutes ago. We were curious about what was going on do we went inside the closest one we could find. Things were going terribly, completely and utterly terribly.

Two of my friends are gone in this damned labyrinth and my other friend is just scared. I don't know what's going on to then and from what I could hear, they weren't happy as well.

The thing is, I can hear them clearly as if they were right next to me, the only problem is that I can't see them at all. That was the scary thing about this place! I wanted to get out of here! I don't wanna d-

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/Officer POV/

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I finally found their bodies. I-I failed. They're dead right in front of me. They were stabbed and bludgeoned to death. I don't even know who or what would do this to children!? Children of all things!

I was so disgusted that I threw up my lunch at the sight. It was mortifying to even have in my periphery. I didn't even know what I was supposed to do in these sorts of situations!

I tried to open up my radio but it's completely silent, all that I could hear from the inside of this place was the static of the radio, the best from my own heart, and the ever growing sounds of laughter and growls. I don't wanna die yet.

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/3rd POV/

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We see the corpses of five poor souls being desecrated by green little monsters as they laughed while they played around with their organs. Frank was slightly disappointed at the sight. He was expecting that the first batch had somebody who was chosen by fate aside from the green masochist.

He sighed and decided to continue on with his other ideas. A good man once told the author that he should give himself another Stand, and so he prepared to do so, since the last time was interrupted by Ereshkigal.

He quickly opened up his chest and stabbed the arrow straight into himself. He stared to lose consciousness as he fell down. This was not going to be all that fun for him.

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/3rd POV/

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Oh fuck. Oh holy shit this is next level tRip. I feel like I'm flOaTiNG oN DuRGz. Oh FuCK. (Holy shit I'm as high a focking kITE!) I thought? said? Do I even know anymore? Ah fuck it, I'll just go and say hi to the rest of the gang.

I quickly ran all the way down to the 100th floor and bashed my way into the residential areas that I had for the multiple Familias. (HI GUYS!) I said as many of the adventurers came out of their respective rooms to see me with an arrow in my chest.

(Oh don't mind this, I'm not dying at all. I'm just really, REALLY, fucking high right now.) I said as I saw my fingers turn to cheese. (Holy shit my fingers are cheese!)

The numerous familia members were all questioning as to why was the man that forced them into pseudo-slavery had an arrow in his chest and was wasted like a drunkard.

(Hey! I wanna play a game with you guys! Come on join me!) I screamed out as I stumbled to the weird plant girl in the room. (You have a flower in your nostril!) I said out loud as they were starting to laugh at me. (Hey! Flower snorter, you got anything to say to me? Come on, I ain't gonna remember jackshit anyways!)

The girl in question was wondering why was he so close to her. (Hey, shut the fuck up in therr! I'm playing Minecraft!) Frank said as he then went Minecraft mode and threw out stacks upon stacks of gunpowder.

Thankfully the gunpowder didn't react with anyone since it was only usable by the being who brought it into the world. (Hey! Why do you have a penis on yo-) Frank was mumbling out loud when Ereshkigal bursts into the scene.

She then saw what was inside of Frank and promptly fainting, but now without getting caught by Takemizakuchi. The other gods were wondering why their captor was so odd. He was cruel and merciless at one moment, and then becomes a weirdo the next.

They didn't try and question any further as they then looked at his sleeping body, and spat on it. They didn't like him before, and now they really don't like him now.

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/Frank POV/

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{Oh holy shit, what the hell just happened to me? What kind of shit was that fever dre- why am I topless? I swear I just opened my shirt up. And where the fuck is the arrow?!} my inner thoughts swirled around my mind as I tried and made sense of where I was.

That is, until I noticed a woman right in front of me. (Hello Master.) she said to me as I was confused. She wasn't the Domain, and she sure as hell isn't somebody that I know, so who the fuck is she?

(Hey umm, who are you?) I asked her as she then smiled at me before returning her face to a completely blank one. (I am one of your powers Master, perhaps your strongest.) she said to me as I was intrigued.

(Okay that's not ominous at all! Seriously just tell me who you are!) I said to the woman as I tried to get up from my bed, but when I tried, I wasn't able to. (Master, humans back in your world call me by many names, but you may call me Azathoth.) she said as she did a curtsy.

I may like maids, but holy shit I don't like this version of a maid! Especially when they're extremely powerful eldritch entities! (HOKAY AS YOUR MASTER PLEASE LET ME THE FUCK GO OR ELSE THE FBI'S COMING FOR YOU!) I shouted at her in panic as I was actually terrified, this was a being that's capable of creating realities in it's dreams, IT'S FUCKING DREAMS.

How am I supposed to shoot something like that for Christ's sake! (Forgive me for incapacitating you Master but there's a good reason as to why I had to do this. You see, you will be taking my legacy.) she. . . he . . . it? I'm so confused with these beings.

(If it brings you any comfort Master, you may call me a she.) she said as I widened my eyes and had a terrified smile on my face. {I'm so fucked.} I thought as she chuckled at me.

(You are quite humourous Master. I only simply need to do something like this to give you my power.) she said as she reached out for my hand. (HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! I know for s fact that you aren't a slut Azathoth so please don't make me have to deal with a kid!) I said as she was confused for a moment before having a knowing smile on her face.

(Master, if you wished to mate with me, then why didn't you say so?) she said as she slid off her clothes. (I would like to willingly decline your advances! I would like to willingly decline your advances!) I quickly said as she clicked her tongue and her clothes returned to her body.

One point for protecting my virginity, nil for the girls that wanna try my ass. And I don't mean pegging, cuz fuck that. (Okay, do you have any other methods that don't require you to touch me in any way shape or form?) I asked her as I tried to leave the bed that she made me. (Well, there's always the painful way, and it's the way where you get the most of my po-) she was speaking as I interrupted her.

(Can I just shut off my pain receptors and whatever kind of enzymes circulate in my body that tell me that I'm hurting? You know, so that shit doesn't need to hurt all the fucking time?!) I said to her as she then pouts and faces to the side.

(Baka Master!) she said as I looked at her as if I was staring at an idiot. I would like to not have to deal with this all the time. (Just do it already, I'll handle the suffering that comes along with it.) I said as she went serious mode again.

Like shit~ girl, can't you have a specific emotion that you wanna show all the ti- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN.

2057 words, you think I forgot about poor Azathoth-chan huh? Well, the system had to rewire a bit of her original "personality" but it was all good! Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the desk side of the moon! Peace!

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