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Full time inspector

When we came out from the pet store I saw a glorious white SUV, even when we went in there was white leather and smelled new but also used. It was a shame that I and Mother were in a cage, so I could not see outside. I just curl up to Mother and began feeding from her.

Mother: ah! Sylvi you know you can say to me when you're hungry.

Sylvi: Sorry Mother, I am just hungry and you are so warm.

Mother: sure Sylvi as long as you never forget that I'm your mother.

She said that and begun licking me clean, it was a nice feeling… Till the car came to a stop and I slide all around the cage!

Sylvi: Don't they know we aren't secured in here!

The door to the back opened and the father took the cage. I looked around, even if I have awareness skill it's still better to see it yourself. And it's beautiful, there were flowers on the apartments balconies and vines crawling around the walls in a beautiful pattern. Plus there were a flower garden in the middle of the grassland, but sadly I could not go and explore yet as they began to walk up to one of the apartments.

Sylvi: Mother look how nice it looks, I hope we can go out to explore soon.

Mother: Yes Sylvi, it's beautiful and I want to roll around in it.

Stella: Look father! They want to go out and play, can they please!

Father: No stella not yet, first they need to get used to the apartment before they go out.

Stella: But father(pouting face) PLEASE!

Father: No Stella, but you can play with them in the apartment.

Stella: Yay, did you hear that Adriana I can play with you and Sylvi later. Yay!

Sylvi:" I see, Mother's name is Adriana. Wait, system buy inspect[ ]"

*Ding( host acquired inspect[x] from the investigator tree)

Sylvi: " Can I inspect my skills?"

*Ding( Yes host, as long as the level is high enough you can identify everything.)

Sylvi: " skills"

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Skills

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Lv1 Initial instincts (89 - 100)

Lv1 combat instincts (7 - 100)

Lv1 stealth (31 - 100)

Lv1 awareness (78 - 100)

Lv1 presence detection ( 61 - 100)

Lv1 acting (53 - 100)

Lv1 lie ( 6 - 100)

Lv1 inspect ( 0 - 100)

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Sylvi: "Inspect initial instincts"

(Initial instincts, instincts you need)

Sylvi: " well that was useless"

Lv1 inspect ( 1 - 100)

Sylvi: " at least it isn't useless yet, inspect tree"

(Tree - a plant which is made up of wood)

Lv1 inspect ( 2 - 100)

Sylvi: *sigh* " it's going to be a long day"

Adriana: what is it sweetie, we are almost at our new home.

Sylvi: sorry mother, I was just thinking of going outside.

And so began my days as a full time inspector.

Is it a funny joke? I thought so and hope you're going to like some dad jokes.

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