Interlude yet again: Back at absodia

In the throne room with the king and prince.

"Jae. Do you want to know why I have called for you?"

"Yes father, why have you called for me," Jae said.

"I'm sure you've noticed the disappearances lately. I want you to investigate. I'm afraid that the demons may have already infiltrated the kingdom."

"As you wish father." The prince kneels and leaves the room.

In the throne room Orion is left to his thoughts.

'The vision did not lie. There was a burst of magic to the north. I sent my men to investigate it. And it was my son. He is alive and well. Now, only time will tell when he saves us. Time is ticking. I'm afraid that we aren't ready for the war yet. Many lives will be lost, but hopefully, his prophecy will be fulfilled. It is the only chance at our survival. Son.'

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'Dammit! They noticed. I was too greedy. I need to slow down on sacrificing the humans. Soon, will our king rule. Soon will we stand on top, with nothing to stop us. Soon that fool will die at the hands of demons. Soon our destiny will be fulfilled.'

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Man, what's up with all these interlude cliffhangers?

I dunno but I feel some tension rising in the air

hope yall enjoyed this chapter and I'll see yall next time

have a wonderful day

and you know what time it is!

PUN TIME!!

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1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

2. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

3. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

4. I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

6. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

7. I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

8. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says it's reindeer.

9. Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

10. Geology rocks but Geography is where it's at!

11. What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

12. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

13. Can February or March be? No, but April May.

14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

15. I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

16. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

17. My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

18. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

19, A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

20. I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!

21. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

22. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world!

23. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

24. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.

25. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

26. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

27. Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

28. Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

29. Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

30. What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.

31. The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

32. My sister bet that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

33. I made a pun about the wind but it blows.

34. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

35. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

36. My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

37. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

38. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

39. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

40. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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the bad puns are over

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for now