The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Terrifying Hygiene
Di Tou had planned on summoning a fist-sized ball of water and heating it at the same time, creating an effect where his hand was an endless fountain of hot water, but instead, he summoned a ball that was the size of a tub that was scalding hot!
Startled, Di Tou quickly cut off the spell and instead focused his efforts on maneuvering the water so it landed in the tub, and he succeeded… somewhat. The ball of water was already the size of the tub, and because Di Tou had taken a moment to react, he had only managed to land about half of the water into the tub while the other half landed on the floor with a splash. Luckily for Di Tou, his skin was thick enough that he wasn't afraid of the hot water, but he couldn't help but look at the carnage with a stunned expression.
F*ck! Were the Heavens telling him that he was stinky and needed to take a bath sooner!?