"All your problems would be solved if you just picked a wife. All the young women hunting you down would stop. You would get the occasional few thinking you would entertain a mistress. Little do they know that your mother would kill you if you were to ever cheat on your wife. That woman scares most of us when she's angry. I can hardly imagine what it is like for you as her son."
"Shouldn't you be training, Michael?" Rafael asked, not looking up at the man laying around in the tree he was resting against.
"That is why I am hiding here. I didn't think I would have the commander stumbling upon the tree I picked to hide in. We can consider this ambush training since I normally attack our enemies from above. I was practising my climbing skills and not falling out of a tree. I am hard at work sir," said Michael, one of the Callahan knights.