Chapter 39: F Key

As the Q&A started, many people from other countries are also watching, expecting to hear something from them.

[We will now asks questions of the witnesses] The host announced.

A female reporter with white dress stepped in front carrying a cardboard on her hand which had 50 refugees written on it.

She then showed it to everyone, "I will get straight to the point, why were 50 special region refugees, who were supposed to be under SDF protection, killed by a Class- A dangerous animal, you refer to as a 'dragon'?" she asked.

[Witness Itami] the host called Itami.

Itami stood up and went in front of the microphone, "Uh, well, probably because the dragon was too strong, if not for Mr.Ryuuji arriving at that time, then the casualties will be higher" Itami replied.

"W-why are you so calm? Don't you feel any responsibility for the loss of those lives?" She asked.

"I am sad that so many were killed, I also felt our capabilities were lacking" Itami replied.

Tanaka who was listening from behind could not help but hold his laugh, he just heard the most dumbest question in the world.

No one minded him and focused on Itami, "So you are admitting that the SDF is at fault?" the reporter asked.

"No, we lacked sufficient firepower, our 7.62mm rounds bounced off it like they were BBs, I really wished we had a stronger weapon"

(The 7.62 mm caliber is a nominal caliber used for a number of different cartridges. Historically, this class of cartridge was commonly known as .30 caliber, the imperial unit equivalent, and was most commonly used for indicating a class of full-power military main battle rifle cartridges.)

(A BB gun is a type of air gun designed to shoot metallic ball projectiles called BBs, which are approximately the same size as BB-size lead birdshot. )

Itami then continued yapping off like how he loved to have a light saber or a laser gun to fight the dragon, but the host raised his hand to stop and read a paper.

[Our analysis of a sample from the special region shows that this 'dragon' had scales as strong as tungsten, and could exhale high temperature flames, it was, essentially, a flying tank, Demanding zero casualties when fighting such a monster is rather unreasonable, wouldn't you say?] the host finished speaking.

Tanaka got delighted, at least not all people in Japan were idiots, he thought.

"V-very well, then my next question is for Lelei la Lalena" The reporter said.

[Question and Answer Period for Lelei la Lalena]

Just like in anime, nothing really came out fruitful from their talk, just some questions about their living condition in refugee center and if there were any inconveniences.

There was really nothing wrong in that place just a little bit miscommunication since they don't have the same language but it was rather peaceful, Tanaka liked roam around sometimes to see if he could find any cat girls or any cute demi-humans that he will poach to his village.

Next was for [Question and Answer period for Tuka Luna Marceau]

Just like in anime, they first confirmed if her ears were real and Tuka showed them her ears in which shocked people once again, well, it was actually more shocking that a Shinobi.

Tanaka didn't really mind, he have elves on his village, it's not that rare, it won't take long for a Shinobi elf to appear.

The reporter wanted to ask Tuka about the dragon attack but Tuka actually fainted at that time because she was hit by a flying pan which came out from nowhere so she can't answer any questions.

Next was moving to Rory in which made the reporter felt alive because she thought that by looking at Rory's clothes, which was all black, she must lost someone important to her or her family from the dragon attack.

She thought this will be easy since her work here was actually to make a bad image for the JSDF and 2 of her attempts had already failed.

[Question and Answer period for Rory Mercury]

"What is your name?" the reporter asked.

"Rory Mercury~" Rory replied.(~ is used for her playful like tone when speaking)

"Could you describe your life in the refugee camp?" the reporter asked.

"It's very simple~ When I wake up, I live, I pray, I receive life. I pray. then at night. I sleep~" Rory answered.

"Receive life?" the reporter asked confusedly.

"Yes~ I eat~ I kill~ I make offerings to Emloy~ A lot of different things~" Rory replied.

"I'll reword my question, from the looks of things, you've lost a lot someone who matters a lot to you, Do you feel the SDF is responsible?" the reporter said.

Lelei who was beside her who was translating translated the reporter words to Rory but Rory replied she didn't understand the question.

Tanaka also found this quite funny since the reporter was really an idiot.

"According to the reports..." The reporter then recounted the people lives that were lost in the dragon attack and she seemed to got excited that she actually forgot that they were fighting a flying tank and fighting that thing with small force was already a huge feat.

But she seemed to be so focused on destroying the image of the JSDF that Rory was speechless for a few seconds then finally, she said loudly on the mic "Are you stupid!?"

Everyone covered their ears since it was really loud, on the side lines, Tanaka also cheered but he made sure no one saw him.

"What did you just sa-"

"I asked if you were stupid? little girl" Rory said as she lifted her veil and spoke in Japanese.

"Oof!" Tanaka created an F key with his Creation of All things and pressed it, but it immediately disappeared after he pressed it.

"You speak Japanese?" The reporter was dumbfounded.

"That doesn't matter, you want to know how they fought the dragon, right? they did their absolute best, they most certainly did not use the refugees as shields and fight from a safe distance..." and just like that Rory kept roasting the reporter and ended the sentence calling the reporter "Little girl"

Tanaka who was on the said created many f keys by how many times the reporter got roasted by Rory, it was no mercy!

"You don't seem to know how to speak to your elders "little girl" The reporter said in anger.

"Are you referring to me?" Rory asked.

"Who else could there be? I don't know how it works in special region but in this country we respect elders!" The reporter said.

As Rory was about to reply with her scythe a figure suddenly appeared beside her and took the mic away from her, "Well, if you really respect elders, then you should really respect this "little kid" because she is the oldest one here" Tanaka who took the mic said.

"And just how old is she?" the reporter asked as she folded her arms not believing it.

"Nine hundred and sixty one years old" Rory replied.

"Nine hundre-" the reporter was taken aback.

"No need to be so shocked, gods also exist in the other world" Tanaka said with a smile.

"What!?" This greatly shocked many people, gods exist? their world don't have one!

"Also for the one you said we respect our elders in our country? sorry but in our culture, it's different, in our world, we respect the strong, the knowledgeable, not stupid people who don't know what they are saying" Tanaka said.

"You!" The reporter wanted to refute but was cutoff by Tanaka.

"Clearly you guys are underestimating dragons, I myself am named after a dragon, and seemingly you guys don't know how powerful a dragon is, then I won't letting you people have a peek of what peak existence are like" Tanaka said then raised his hand.

He then pulled it down like he was pulling the air and a moment later in the space in front of them, the space was ripped apart and what they saw was an eye, a huge dragon eye.

Just looking at it, everyone felt oppression, feeling like they wanted to bow before a king, some who was not able to take the pressure fainted, everyone was panting heavily as they saw the eye.

Yes, it was only the eye.

"Then that ends" Tanaka said as the space immediately closed off, and finally the diet meeting finally ended.

"Ah, I miss my daughter" Tanaka stretched his limbs.

"What a doting father" Both Madara and Hashirama said.

"Heh, just tell your son's to look for their partners, well, Uchiha needed to keep the bloodline pure so I'm sure it will be incest as for senju, well, just produce a good lady okay? Tanaka said.

"Piss off!" Hashirama and Madara yelled at him.

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1500 words! it's been a while, Hope you like the chapter, also time skip is going to happen.

10 years? well, nothing really

20 years? Sarutobi born

30 years?

40 years? Three Sannin birth

50 year? any suggestions?

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