Chapter one

Waking up with new memories wasn't pleasant to say the least.

And I woke up as Sasuke fucking Uchiha to boot.

Apparently the 'lucid dram' I had inside the car was real, considering I smelled everything from blood, sweat, barf and... arousal?

A weirder thing was my sense of invincibility, which I assumed was the result of the 'academy Training' perk I upgraded to ridiculous heights.

It should have a 64 times multiplier, and considering the base perk made me peak human? I was about 64 times stronger than the strongest people in my old world, probably more.

'Peak human' in fiction was very different from Peak human in reality.

My body should be as a strong as an elite Chuunin at the very least, probably Jonin level.

And my chakra?

The chakra coils I upgraded were about 128 times stronger than top quality chakra coils, so a lot more than jonin.

chakra is a mix of spiritual and physical energy, so the stronger the mind and body the more chakra you have.

So my coils being of ridiculous quality isn't going to give me biju-level chakra at the start, but I have the capacity to store that amount.

But I have infinite potential due to the 'unlimiter' perk anyway.

'Sigh, let's get this over with.'

Opening my eyes as I look at the beautiful brown haired nurse with glazed eyes looking at me.

The sense enhancing Kekkei-Genkai were already doing their job as I could see every little imperfections on her face.

Even more ridiculous was my ability to distinguish every individual strand of her hair.

And i was gonna pretend I didn't smell her arousal.

The nurse just noticing that I was awake, panics.

Honestly It was pretty funny watching her try to hide the wet patch on her skirt.

'Damn, the clan Restoration act perk boosted to 16 times its effectiveness can make a grown woman lust after a 7 year old boy?'

I couldn't wait to try my other perks.

"Where am I?"

My voice was lot higher pitched than my old one, but hopefully that'll be fixed after puberty.

I also spoke Japanese unconsciously, courtesy of 'Ancient tongue' perk.

my voice was strangely hypnotic though.

"k-konoha hospital number 13."

The flustered nurse? Or was she a medic-nin?

Answered my question instantly.

And once again I understood a language I knew jack shit about perfectly.

"When can I get discharged?"

I ask with a plain tone.

"when h-hokage-sama permits your discharge."

I gently get out from under the blanket as I see my current attire.

A white hospital gown. A bit plain.

"When can I meet the hokage?"

The door abruptly opens as an aged voice replies.

"No need for that sasuke-kun."

As for how he knew I was awake? I'm pretty sure the anbu stationd somewhere in this room alerted him.

I turn my deadpan gaze to his as the medic-nin

Bows her upper body at a 90 degree angle towards him.

"H-Hokage-sama!"

Hiruzen is wearing his white hokage robe and hat.

He doesn't even have to say anything as the medic-nin hurries out the room.

I guess she was pretty embarrassed for being wet in front of the hokage.

"When can I get discharged?"

I once again ask In a bored tone.

The hokage looks at me with an unreadable expression.

"Your clan was..."

"Slaughtered by itachi?"

The hokage once again resorts to silence.

I guess he was pretty disturbed by my lack of reaction to the slaughter of my family and clan.

He looked a bit conflicted before speaking.

"You can get discharged after a health check-up."

The only sign of me even hearing him is a barely noticeable nod.

To normal humans anyway, I'm pretty sure a genin could easily catch a fly by its wings let alone hiruzen.

He turns around and begins walking out the hospital room.

"The funeral for your clan will be arranged in a week."

Damn old fox.

He wasn't even asking my opinion, the only Uchiha in Konoha.

He's probably doing it for whatever amount of goodwill he can get from civilian ninjas

Clan ninjas know better than to believe a word out of this fucker's mouth.

'Just you wait.'

He didn't do anything to me, but to sasuke?

He's almost as bad as danzo.

You don't remain the leader of a village full of superhuman killers for decades by being a good person.

Hiruzen definitely has lots of skeletons in his closet.

I could sense the nurse walking back in my direction.

Yeah, my chakra sense activated a few seconds after hiruzen entered the room.

Every person looked like a mass of blue flames to my chakra sense, some smaller and some way bigger.

I assumed the bigger the flame was, the more chakra a person had.

Hiruzen's flame was gigantic, like dozens of times the size of even the biggest flame in my perception.

I couldn't sense my own chakra unfortunately.

'Wait.'

I tried directing a small part of the warm feeling in my body to my eyes.

I nearly gasped as my already absurd vision grew even more absurd.

If before I could see individual strands of hair from a couple meters away, I'm pretty sure now I could see at the cellular level.

The medic-nin from earlier opened the door only to freeze after seeing what I assumed is my three tomoe Sharingan.

"i-i'm here for your checkup."

She stutters a bit.

"Go on."

As she walks up to my bed I can smell her arousal getting higher and higher.

She reaches out with her trembling hand as it light up in a dark green colour.

Putting her hand on my shoulder as I feel something warm invading my body, it feels quiet different from my own chakra.

I turn to the gaping nurse.

'Huh?'

I'm a bit confused before a thought occurs.

Oh right, my 'iron body' Kekkei-Genkai and ridiculous chakra coils.

"I n-need to make a report."

As she rushes out the door I decide to rest a bit to process my new memories.

Sasuke's memories felt a bit weird, like I was watching a movie from first-person view or something similar.

As I cut the flow off chakra to my eyes my vision instantly returned to their 'normal' heights, using the term normal very loosely.

Closing my eyes I found my thoughts wandering towards my old life.

It wasn't anything overly exciting or tragic, the worst that happend to me was my regular beatings at the hands of my mother for the smallest of reasons.

And I'm not talking about spankings or a light slap, I'm talking about repeatedly slamming an eight year old's head on to the floor because he forgot to tighten a water bottles cap and his school bag got wet.

I grew a pair when I was about eleven and pushed her back, she never laid a hand on me after that.

It was the most humiliating memories of my life, imagine getting beaten up by a woman.

Pathetic.

My mom wasn't even a big woman, a bit taller than 160 centimetres and about 50 kilograms.

After that experience, I made sure to workout a lot and learn some boxing.

My dad on the other hand?

We barely even talked

He was absent most of the time and only came home for one night every few weeks or so, sometimes I didn't even see him for months.

But he gave me as much money as I wanted as long as it wasn't too outrageous of a number.

One time he gave me 3 billion toman ( roughly three hundred thousand dollars four year ago ) for my 11th birthday cause he didn't have the time to choose a gift.

And he didn't even show up to my birthday.

So i didn't lack anything when growing up, my school fees for a year alone were six to eight times an average workers annual salary.

And that was only middle school.

My mother was also very self-conscious about her image, and I unfortunately was part of that image.

So she bought me thousands of different clothes and shoes I would wear once and never again.

I think my shoe collection alone was worth billions of toman (hundred of thousand of dollars).

I had a bank account that refilled monthly to do whatever I wanted with.

I wasn't a party person or generally a social guy, so a lot of the money went towards pc parts, consoles, games, expensive rc cars, anime figurines and whatever interesting electronics I could get my hands on.

As for romance?

I didn't even have a single friend, let alone a girlfriend.

I lived in a Muslim country too.

That's all there needs to be said.

I generally liked my life, all I had to do was study a little.

And it was pretty easy too, studying 30 minutes to a hour a day made my grades average around 16 to 18.

Until I woke up as Sasuke fucking uchiha due to a jumpchain I did in what I assumed was a dream.

Frankly I think the only reason I'm not having a meltdown is because of a perk I bought.

I had some really overpowered perks and Kekkei-Genkai, so I should be fine.

Right?