I can't **** human blood even if I go to work

 "I don't want to work hard anymore, rich woman, where are you? Why don't you come to me? I want someone to live with sweet breasts, big waists, fine buttocks and water, so non-sticky rich woman ah ah ah ah, ah—"

　　 With a scream, Ximenqing suddenly woke up from her dream. The hand subconsciously touched between the legs, and a sorrowful smile appeared on his face: "The dragon still hasn't come back."

　　 "My dragon, come back soon~ I can't stand it alone~" He, or she, sitting in the corner of the kitchen, sang sadly. It's like Stephen Zhou who thought he lost his double-sword turkey and sang "Love and Righteousness" in Shaolin Temple.

　　 She wished that her dragon could be like the double-knife turkey. One day she suddenly came back and said to her: "Brother, I'm not dead, I just went for a circumcision operation and got a skin."

　　 However, the reality is cruel.

"Why is this so?"

　　Think about it carefully, everything is the same mouthful that year. He ate well at home and had nothing to do. He shouted "I don't want to work hard anymore, where is the rich woman", but inexplicably crossed it.

He was quite happy at first, because he was at the bottom of his life, his job was fired, he had no girlfriend at the age of 32, walked on the street and was hit by a BMW driver for no reason. I really don't want it at all.

　　As a dead house who is addicted to the second dimension, he is not unfamiliar with crossing, on the contrary, he still yearns for it.

　　 However, he never thought that the cost of crossing was so great. Knowing that he would lose the dragon, he wouldn't want to cross it anymore.

　　 Dalong hasn't been there, it hasn't come in handy for more than 30 years anyway, and it hasn't really affected her life much.

　　 The more pitted ones are still behind.

　　 This body of her was indeed a rich woman when she just crossed it, the kind of wealth that could be compared to the enemy's country.

　　 When she finally accepted the reality and was about to let money corrupt her will, she suddenly realized that 100 years had passed.

　　 Others fused with a new body only need to say "I will help you repay your hatred", but she slept for 100 years!

　　 In 100 years, everything is nonsense, and all the silver bills in her coffin have become waste paper. Because the bank where she saved money had already closed down during a war.

　　 Do you still play with a snake?

　　 I crossed, and the result is still poor, the dragon is gone, blood loss!

After 　　 woke up, she had nothing but to slowly integrate into society. Fortunately, with the help of noble people, she smoothly got rid of the black household and became an ordinary office worker. But that's all. She is now a teacher in a kindergarten, and her monthly salary is so small. It is very difficult to barely keep food and clothing.

　　 She was looking for food in the kitchen just now, but she fell asleep accidentally (hungry).

　　 Oh, yes, I forgot to say it.

　　 The present body of Ximen Qing... is a zombie. Immortal, immortal, but hungry.

　　 She needs a blood-sucking bag in time, otherwise it is easy to be unable to control herself to **** the blood of a living person.

　　 Although modern society is on the technological side, there is a "mysterious alliance" that manages various supernatural beings in the dark. Demons and ghosts, Taoist wizards, superpowers, aliens... all kinds of mysterious beings gathered together to form an alliance.

　　The main function of the mysterious alliance is to maintain the stability of the outer and inner layers of society, and to ensure the normal life of each member.

　　 is like Ximen Qing's blood bag, which was ordered from the Mystery Alliance. Otherwise, where does she come from to engage in this? Her current identity and occupation were also arranged through the mysterious alliance.

　　While enjoying these benefits, no matter where you are, you must follow the rules of the mysterious alliance, and you must not mess around. Once anyone uses their extraordinary power to disrupt modern society, the Mystery Alliance will immediately send a ruling team to obliterate it.

　　 It can be said that Ximen Qing is not a second-year young man who wants to conquer the world all day long. Her desire is world peace. How can she enjoy life if she fights all day long?

　　 So she is happy to abide by the rules of the Mystery Alliance. After all, they are helping with the identity and job hunting. Wouldn't it be a white-eyed wolf if she went to the house again?

　　 "But now I really don't have any money, what should I do?" Ximen Qing was very melancholy, and the feeling of being hungry was really uncomfortable.

　　 I have to find a way to make money.

　　 But how to earn?

　　 Even if he hadn't been fired before crossing, his salary would be about the same as her now. At that time, I didn't **** blood, so my life was still passable. I could still use the game to buy krypton gold, and I could do it occasionally by buying peripherals.

　　 What about now? The blood pack is really expensive. It costs nearly 10,000 in a month, and if you pay the rent for the remaining money, there is really not much left.

　　 It's hopeless to make money in a serious way, you have to open up your mind.

"First of all, I have to figure out what advantages I have. Well, the biggest advantage at the moment is the beauty of this prosperous age. I can wear white stockings, and then take photos and post them on the Internet. After attracting some dead fat houses, I will wholesale some new ones. Selling silk stockings to them, the money from the dead house is very easy to make." As a former dead house, she also knows the ways in it.

However…

　　 "No!" She directly denied the idea, "What is the difference between this and rounded corners!? I just starved to death, and I won't go to please those fat houses!"

　　 So, what are the advantages?

　　 is far beyond the physical fitness of ordinary people? What can this do? A zombie can't be an athlete, she is just a salted fish in the sun.

　　 Is it possible to rob with a mask? If it is discovered, it will be wanted by the Mystery Alliance.

　　 "How can I go through it and I am still useless?"

　　 Just when Ximen was at a loss, there was a sudden rush of footsteps outside the kitchen.

　　咚咚咚咚... "Ah!"

　　 Ximenqing screamed, because someone stepped heavily on her foot, and then slammed her face against her chest.

　　 Fortunately, this rich woman's body has enough cushioning tissue. At this time, she just feels a little tight in her chest, and it doesn't hurt much.

　　 "Uuuuu...puff ha!" A delicate face separated from her chest, gasping for breath, "Ximen Qing, you are looking for death! You actually attacked me here!"

　　 "I came to find something to eat just because I was hungry, and I didn't plan to attack you." Ximen Qing expressed his innocence.

　　 Looking at this beautiful woman with messy hair and casual clothes like an otaku, to be honest, she still feels a little bit happy. After all, the girl's figure is still very good, this flutter, soft feeling makes Ximen Qing feel that the dragon is inflated.

　　 Although she does not have a big dragon.

　　 The name of the person in front of him is Song Yunwu, the landlord of Ximen Qing. They are now living in a large multi-person shared villa. Although the villa is very luxurious, it is still a school district house close to the city center, but the landlord is willful and the rent is particularly cheap, only 2,000 per month including water and electricity.

　　 Yes, the girl throwing in her arms is also a rich woman. 22 years old this year, just graduated from university.

　　 After graduation, Song Yunwu did not choose to inherit the family business, but chose to pursue her dream.

　　 This dream chaser first asked for a villa from his family, and then relied on rent collection to maintain his income, while he stayed in his room all day to draw comics.

　　 Her dream is to become a big cartoonist.

　　 At this time, she probably rushed to the middle of the night, and then came to the kitchen to get some food when she got hungry.

　　 When she saw the refrigerator opened by Ximenqing, she immediately became angry: "You stole my tomatoes again! They said that they can replace blood packs with the same color! Why don't you lick the paint!?"

　　 "But I'm hungry," Ximen said pitifully, "Or you stretch your neck and let me take a bite? Don't worry, it won't hurt to be sucked by me."

　　 "Bite me?" Song Yunwu was angry when he heard it, and slapped Ximenqing's chest cushion, and there was a sudden wave of waves, accompanied by a very ecstasy "Ah~".

Song Yunwu opened his bow from left to right and hit Ximen Qing's chest one by one. The waves swayed from left to right: "Bite me! Bite me! Bite me! Why don't you let me take a bite with your big breast? You don't know the landlord's house. Is there no more food now? You still steal my tomatoes! Steal my tomatoes! Next time I buy a cucumber to see how you steal it!"

　　 "Ah~ah~ah~" Every time I was slapped, Ximen Qing called out, it was called a pear flower with a pitiful rain.

　　 After a while, Song Yunwu probably felt sore in his hands, and finally stopped. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 She said to Ximen in love: "You warned you last time. If you steal my tomatoes again, the rent will double!"

　　 "Don't!" Ximenqing screamed, "I don't have money! You can pay my debts."

　　 "Then come and work for me! The day after tomorrow is the deadline for manuscripts, and one person is too busy to come." Song Yunwu confidently pulled a strong man.

　　 Ximenqing whispered: "Aren't you a rush? Where is the deadline?"

　　 "What did you say?"

　　 "No, I didn't say anything, I said you are so fragrant."

　　 Song Yunwu immediately stood up from Ximenqing's body, clutching his neck and said: "I warn you! You are not allowed to **** my blood! Otherwise, I will pull your teeth!"

　　 Ximen Qing stood up holding the refrigerator, and adjusted his lace pajamas that had been disrupted: "You have to believe in my willpower. Even if I go to work, I won't **** human blood."

　　 "Huh, you have a ghost if you believe it." Song Yunwu rolled his eyes, took out the only remaining tomatoes from the refrigerator and ate a bite, and then walked to his room with Ximen Qing.

　　 This large villa has 4 bedrooms on the upper and lower floors. Song Yunwu, who was possessed by the Second Secondary School, named each room, and her biggest master bedroom was named "Tianyunjian".

　　 As soon as he entered the room, Ximen Qing saw a pile of drawing paper scattered on the floor.

　　 just picked up one and looked at it, hey, this is too exciting!

　　 "What are you painting?"

"There will be a fan exhibition next week. I rented a booth and planned to sell fanzine. This is the fan of the "Star Tyrant" I painted." Song Yunwu held up her plump chest proudly. I want to be confident.

　　 Ximen Qing used to know that she was drawing comics, but I didn't expect to draw such a faculty, tusk tusk.

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