The Devil's Fiance Is The Alpha's Mate
[Warning: This is a BL novel, and mature scenes ahead!] Chen Ming, an ordinary twenty-five-year-old office worker, falls into a pit one day right on his face. The next moment he opens his eyes to a little chick flapping its little wings on his face. "Yo, I'm your system, Chick, and I'm a reverse harem system." The chick flapped his wings as if doing a happy dance. "Congratulations user, since you have fallen into the pit, consider yourself lucky because now, you'll be granted a wonderful opportunity to be done by two men!" "Wait, I'm straight," replied Chen Ming straightforwardly as his face remained cold and composed. "So what?" The chick waved his non-existent hair back as he said, "You don't want to be done by two men? I can offer you more if you want." "What if I want to refuse?" "You'll die." "....." The boring life of Chen Ming suddenly changed, especially because he wasn't fucking bent in the first place!
Troublesome Officials
In desperation, he didn't even think twice before crawling toward the man at a slow pace, grabbing the man's foot as he said in a begging voice, "Your Majesty! I apologize for intruding, but I have to voice a complaint against His Highness. Please, give me justice!"
After saying those words, the man directly lowered his head and placed his forehead on the Emperor's feet, trembling in both fear and excitement. His Majesty, even though was too weak to do anything, was actually a hidden weapon they all had against anything they didn't want to do.
In times when the officials would find they were being bereft of all the benefits, they would all gather together and voice their complaints and words against the thing they didn't want to do. In the end, His Majesty would always end up siding with them no matter how ridiculous their wishes sounded.