Chapter 35

"Alright, so first things first, others will tell you that you need to wear a seat belt...they're a bunch of pussies, just focus on the road. Secondly, have fun," I said, leaving the kid to experiment with the car, and lit a cigar for Jack and me.

"So, what do I do?"

"Well, a good starting point is to be able to see the fucking road."

"I'm not that fucking short!" He said, slugging me in the arm, I turned on the radio and started to instruct him on the basics.

"Speed limit signs are signs for mortals to tell you how fast to go, ignore them and go 30 above. If someone cuts you off, throw a nade into their car, and drive away knowing that you won."

"Okay, so how fast can I go then? And what do I do if a cop tries to pull me over?"

"Nade em, shoot em, burn em for all I care, but don't get arrested because then it's on you to get out," I said, as the song 'Burn MF' started on the radio, and needless to say I was excited. This song was legendary in hell, and for good reason, "Floor it, Kid!"

"Got it," He said and pressed the gas pedal until it wouldn't go anymore, and he was racing down the road, meanwhile Jack and I were sticking most of our bodies out the window, ablaze and yelling the lyrics to the song because why the hell not, needless to say, we had cranked the volume on the car. Jay was half-singing along, but mostly was trying to not crash the car and get us mangled, so he got a pass. We were easily going 85 maybe even 100 through the streets of Detroit, setting random things on fire, yelling at the top of our lungs, and ultimately, just causing havoc.

When the song ended we got back in the car, still laughing our asses off at the stupid shit we do, and Jay was even getting a couple of chuckles in; Jade wasn't pissed but wasn't happy either...probably because I called shotgun and she had to sit in the back. Jay took a hard left and we ended up in front of a police station, 'Oh how the hand of fate as fucked y'all today' I thought as I got out of the car. Jade saw we were in front of a police station and knew what I was onto, we were both going to raise hell in there, and Jay would learn that just because he's young doesn't mean he isn't going to be worth a damn.

"Jay, we're going to go inside and do something real qui-"

"And you want me to wait here, ready to go when you burst out of those doors, most likely with cops on your tail. Got it."

"You're catching on quick, smart. We won't be in there long," I said as we left the car and Jay pulled the car out to rearrange it for when we blow this bitch sky high, best case scenario we wouldn't need it but it's always good to have some type of prep work. We entered the station and the first thing we do? Pull out some guns...in a place full of guns...seemed like a good idea at the time; as soon as we were out so were they, and there were at least fifteen or twenty of 'em so we were outgunned...or were we?

"Ready?"

"Ready."

Simultaneously we shifted, and now it was twenty or so cops versus two monsters from Satan's worst nightmare, of course, they shot first 'Self defense!' I thought just before grabbing the closest guy and ripping him in half at the hip, spilling blood, intestines, hell I think I saw a kidney fall out too. As soon as that happened, they were all terrified and tried to run, so I let Jade chase and I got to work on wiring this place. I opened a portal to my circle of hell, and started shoveling thermite all throughout the station, the scream of the officers clued me in the Jade was having a blast as a huntress. By the time she had finished, she walked into the main hall to see that there was so much thermite you couldn't see the floor, and it was everywhere including, but not limited to, the walls, behind the entrance desk, in trash bins, and even some in the halls. She grabbed a shovel from me and helped me finish shoveling thermite into the halls and some of the cubicle lookin' things, I honestly don't give a damn they're going up in flames, and we trudged through the thermite to get to the exit. I placed a small device I had Johnny develop that would act as the ignition as we leave, and had the detonator in my right hand with the device thrown somewhere in the pile of ignitable powder.

"Let's go, I don't wanna be anywhere near this place," I said as we headed towards the car, Jay floored it and we were off towards somewhere away from here to watch the explosion. When we were far enough away that it was semi-difficult to make out the station, but still see it, we all sat on top of the car and decided to do a countdown.

"5"

"4"

"3"

"2"

"1"

"Go!" We yelled, and I pressed the button in anticipation, there was so much thermite in there we had no idea what we were in for but we were excited about it. It wasn't long before we saw an enormous, fiery explosion that overcame what was once the police station, it was gonna be nationwide news, easily.

"You know this means that we're both probably gonna get lectured tomorrow, right?"

"I'll figure out a way to escape Alex's lecturing, she had fun on the heist so I wouldn't think she'd care that much about a police station in Detroit."

"You better hope so, I have no idea what I'll do about Nicki," Jade said as we got back in the car, I opened a portal to be near the garage at our place, and Jay drove into the garage, parking the run-down car.

"Let's see how fast this becomes news."