Chapter 26 Please be human

On Lingshan Mountain.

For a moment, the Tathagata felt that this stone monkey was suitable to obtain Buddhist scriptures?

If you can say that it doesn't matter if you barge in the door upside down, what else can you do?

The most troublesome thing is Guanyin.

Guanyin is really convinced, why does this monkey...never play his cards according to the routine?

Is it so difficult to learn from a teacher?

Guanyin's reputation and ability to do things are definitely among the best in Lingshan and even in the Three Realms.

However, this time the group of people in Lingshan had begun to doubt Guanyin's ability.

The general manager of the learning project was a bad person, and they almost didn't say, "If you can do it, or if you don't, I'll replace you."

But Guanyin knows, can you blame yourself?

But this stone monkey... is so weird.

Guanyin thinks the current routine is perfect!

A boy and a girl fall in love.

The girl is a noble princess and the boy is a poor boy.

Then when the two wanted to be together, they were blocked by the outside world.

At this time, shouldn't boys work hard and overcome difficulties?

Why did he end up with bad teeth and a soft diet when he arrived at Stone Monkey?

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was really convinced. He looked at Sun Xiaokong seriously and said, "You... you are just a toad who wants to eat swan meat. Just dream!"

"I'm telling you, this is impossible..."

The Dragon King of the East China Sea, who was speaking, suddenly paused, then changed his face slightly and said, "I tell you the truth, even if I help you, do you know how long the lifespan of my dragon clan is?"

"Although my daughter is already a thousand years old now, she has not even reached adulthood yet. She will live for at least tens of thousands of years in the future. You...you only have three to five hundred years. Do you think you are suitable?"

These words were spoken by the Dragon King of the East China Sea after temporarily listening to Guanyin's message.

Guanyin: What the hell, you haven't thought about going there to become a disciple?

You can have some snacks!

"It's okay. Don't you have many treasures in your Dragon Palace?"

"If you give me more elixirs and fairy fruits then, won't I be able to live for thousands of years?"

Sun Xiaokong replied matter-of-factly.

[Ding!]

[The shameless counter-routine was successful, and I got: Critical hit! Nine-turn golden elixir x 5.]

Hahaha!

Sun Xiaokong was so happy in his heart that he felt so happy.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea also looked helpless and said in his heart: "Please, please have some face..."

Guanyin in the sky also thought to herself: "Please, just be a human being."

The Dragon King of the East China Sea hesitated for a long time and then said: "Don't meet each other for the time being. In a few years, if you become capable and you still like each other, I will help you."

"Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river."

"If you can become stronger in three years, come find me again."

After saying this, the Dragon King of the East China Sea flew directly into the East China Sea.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea left in a hurry. He really felt that if he didn't leave, he would risk being pissed to death.

Guanyin in the sky, I feel that if the monkey still doesn't want to become a disciple, then there is really no other way.

Now this routine is intertwined.

Huaguo Mountain is blocked by heavy snow and needs to become stronger to save it.

Even my future father-in-law and girlfriend are forced to become stronger...

Guanyin really feels that she has tried her best. If this doesn't work, then Guanyin can only go back to Lingshan to find Tathagata.

Sun Xiaokong couldn't help feeling a little happy as he watched the Dragon King of the East China Sea fly away.

Special grandma's!

I actually made you say "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi".

Before I left, I still remembered the routine and went to become a disciple.

but…

Sun Xiaokong was also secretly happy. These waves of rewards were so impressive!

"Character template."

[Host: Sun Xiaokong

Level: Earth Immortal (Twenty-three thousand star cells have been activated).

Physique: Ancient Supreme Body.

Item magic weapon: Nine-turn golden elixir × 9, ginseng fruit.

Kung Fu and magical power: Supreme Yu Hua Jue.]

Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong felt a little excited, there were nine golden elixirs.

It won't be long before the star cells can be increased to 100,000.

After three years of training, he will have terrifying magical powers, and with the magical powers provided by the system, maybe he will be able to truly wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace without the need for an actor to act.

Thinking of this, Sun Xiaokong walked with a smile on his lips, but he felt a little bit disappointed as if he had just been "beaten up".

In the sky, Guanyin was a little confused. This stone monkey...

Something weird!

What happened just now seemed not to have affected the stone monkey. The stone monkey actually still smiled.

what happened?

After thinking about it, Guanyin felt that Shihou must be pretending to be strong and didn't want everyone to see his sadness.

That must be it.

So, Guanyin suddenly appeared on the stone monkey's only way back to the Water Curtain Cave.

…

Sun Xiaokong was walking when he saw a figure in front of him. If he took a closer look, wasn't this the spy - Little Sister Hou?

Is it possible that the other party is following me?

Thinking of this, Sun Xiaokong became a little annoyed.

Damn you, you are messing with me overtly and covertly, and you are even stalking me. It's so abominable.

So, Sun Xiaokong walked up quickly, reached out and grabbed the other person's face, pinched it hard and said, "Oh, isn't this little monkey girl!"

"What a coincidence. If my brother doesn't see you for a day, he wants to... die! You..."

Sun Xiaokong said the last few words through gritted teeth, and the force on his hands was so strong that Hou Xiaomei's face was pinched and deformed.

Shall I wipe it? ? ?

Guanyin was stunned on the spot again.

Are you pinching my face again?

It still hurts so much...

Is this stone monkey going to die?

"Get out of my way!"

Guanyin said gloomily.

"hehe…"

"Just let it go if you tell me, I'm so embarrassed." Sun Xiaokong replied with a deliberate look.

It has to be said that there is no one everywhere at the moment, and Sun Xiaokong is frantically testing on the verge of death.

This person is Guanyin!

In the three realms, not to mention the top, he is definitely one of the big guys who can be ranked high.

"You...do you want to die?"

Guanyin's eyes flashed with anger and she glared.

But this scene, in the image of Little Sister Monkey, fell into Sun Xiaokong's eyes, so cute...

The big watery eyes flashed with anger.

Cute and fierce…cute and fierce…

Love it... love it...

If this is not a spy monkey, Sun Xiaokong feels that whatever he says, he has to tease...

its not right!

Sun Xiaokong suddenly thought that although this little monkey girl was a spy monkey and she didn't know who sent her, but he couldn't find the person behind the scenes, so he could seduce her himself!

Anyway, I just flirted with her for fun, and then I dumped her hard.

If others do not offend me, I will not offend others.

If someone offends me, I will tease her.

Those who dare to trick themselves will be teased no matter how far away they are.

Suddenly, Sun Xiaokong figured it out.

I saw Sun Xiaokong let go of Little Sister Hou's face, and then gently rubbed her with his hands and said, "I'm sorry, little sister, I used too much force just now."

"Does your face still hurt?"

Nani?

Guanyin was stunned for a moment.

Originally, Guanyin was already furious and was thinking of a way to teach Sun Xiaokong a lesson, but suddenly, Sun Xiaokong changed again.

The tone became gentler...

this…

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