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Chapter 25 My teeth are not good

Looking down at Sun Xiaokong and Ao Xiaomeng, they were playing happily together.

Guanyin's thoughts seemed to suddenly return to that... prehistoric sunset, which was her lost youth.

For a moment, Guanyin felt that it would be great if she could be like Ao Xiaomeng.

No need to participate in such intrigues anymore.

Find someone, or yourself, to be happy every day, without thinking about anything, just raise fish...all kinds of bamboo...

However, Guanyin knew that even if he could help the stone monkey to be free from worries, there would still be Tathagata above and a group of people in Lingshan who were waiting for the rise of Buddhism.

In short, Guanyin is still...

Pooh!

Guanyin thought about it halfway and felt something was wrong.

This is the second time I turned into a monkey. This stone monkey actually didn't do anything serious and was just messing around with a dragon. He really took himself for granted.

Thinking about it, Guanyin became angry. This monkey asked him to be the Monkey King, pinched his own face, and kissed his face...

Are you still fulfilling him?

What a complete fart!

We must not let this monkey have an easy time.

Today, I will show this stone monkey a lesson and let him know what it means to beat a mandarin duck with a stick.

Thinking about it, Guanyin went straight to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.

East China Sea Dragon Palace.

The old Dragon King was in a good mood. With Guanyin's words, the old Dragon King withdrew all the soldiers and crab generals he had sent to Xiao Longnu in the past two days.

After all, Xiao Longnu is going to be taken back to the South China Sea by Guanyin, so even if she has some interaction with Stone Monkey, if Stone Monkey gets into trouble, Xiao Longnu will not know anything and will not be in the way.

"The Dragon King is quite leisurely."

Guanyin arrived at the Dragon Palace and saw the Dragon King of the East China Sea sitting leisurely in the main hall drinking tea, so he stepped forward and joked.

"It turns out to be Master Guanyin. Didn't you say you were busy with something? Why are you back again?" The old Dragon King asked with some confusion.

Guanyin looked at the old Dragon King and said, "I have something to do, but..."

"I have to come to the Dragon Palace to remind you that your daughter has really been abducted by the stone monkey. You should go and have a look in the forest behind Huaguo Mountain."

After listening to Guanyin's words, the Dragon King of the East China Sea thought of something in an instant. He didn't have time to say hello and flew directly towards the Huaguo Mountain.

Seeing the Dragon King of the East China Sea rush forward in a hurry, Guanyin showed a satisfied smile.

In the mountains and forests.

The relationship between Sun Xiaokong and Ao Xiaomeng has become much closer, and it has developed to the point of holding hands.

It should be said that couples who have just started falling in love will never feel bored no matter what they do.

Just like Sun Xiaokong and Ao Xiaomeng, they fought against more than forty snowmen, and then... they were still building snowmen.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea transformed into an ordinary old man and came to the mountains. From a distance, he saw his daughter and the stone monkey together, and they were very close.

Seeing this scene, the face of the Dragon King of the East China Sea turned dark, and he felt a little lucky. Fortunately, Guanyin informed him in time.

Otherwise, the rice will probably be cooked in a few days.

Just when the Dragon King of the East China Sea felt lucky, Sun Xiaokong suddenly kissed Ao Xiaomeng on the face.

But Ao Xiaomeng held a pink fist and hit Sun Xiaokong like a baby.

"Kill you little rascal!"

No, what the hell is this? It's clearly a show of... affection.

I wipe it!

The Dragon King of the East China Sea almost vomited blood from the scene in front of him.

What the hell are you...

Too much…

Obviously, the rice had already been put in the pot and water was poured in. I was a step too late and probably started cooking it.

"Be...unbridled!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was so angry that he shouted out one sentence, accompanied by a burst of dragon roars.

And the entire mountain forest echoed the words of the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

Sun Xiaokong, who was enjoying himself, was shocked by this sudden shock...

Ao Xiaomeng also looked shocked for a moment. When she turned around, she started to look panicked.

"You...I'm going back first. I'll...come back another day."

After saying a few words, Ao Xiaomeng hurriedly ran towards the seaside.

Sun Xiaokong naturally knew what was going on. He was caught talking about his girlfriend by his future father-in-law...

Although Ao Xiaomeng left, the Dragon King of the East China Sea was still hesitant and did not leave.

After thinking about it...

The old Dragon King stepped forward, looked at Sun Xiaokong and said, "Don't meet her again in the future."

"Xiaomeng and I truly love each other. How can we not meet her in the future?" Sun Xiaokong shook his head and refused.

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong still looked at the Dragon King of the East China Sea who wanted to strangle him to death.

I was secretly happy: "I asked you to send a message to trick me into becoming a disciple..."

[Ding!]

[The counter-routine is successful and you get: Nine Transformations Golden Elixir x 2.]

The old Dragon King was really angry. This was such an injustice!

"Do you know what falling in love is?"

"You have only known each other for a few days, and you have just been born... Well, how old are you, how do you understand this?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was a little excited and almost said, "You were only born a few days ago."

Sun Xiaokong shook his head and said: "It doesn't matter, I only know that we are happy together, and that is enough."

These words are very simple and very consistent with Sun Xiaokong's current status as a stone monkey.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea suddenly frowned, turned his head and glanced at the sky, his expression slightly changed.

"good!"

"I'll tell you the truth, Ao Xiaomeng is the princess of my dragon tribe, the apple of my eye in the entire East China Sea. You, a little wild monkey, are you worthy of her?"

"I really don't know where you, a wild monkey, got the courage to play with a dragon princess."

"You don't deserve it at all, do you understand?"

"What do you have? You don't have any ability..."

"Don't you have any self-awareness?"

"A wild monkey, what do you do to give her happiness? Why do you protect her? What do you have... You... make me so angry."

The old Dragon King was ready to go all out and spat out sweet fragrance to Sun Xiaokong to express his anger.

Of course, this was conveyed secretly by Guanyin. What Guanyin meant was to once again give Sun Xiaokong a reason to become stronger and become a disciple.

Generally speaking, Sun Xiaokong should have replied with a serious face at this time: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty."

However, how could Sun Xiaokong play according to the routine?

"Father-in-law, don't be angry. My son-in-law has one thing - he was born with bad teeth." Sun Xiaokong replied seriously.

"What's the use of having bad teeth? What's the point of having bad teeth?" the old Dragon King replied.

"Of course it's a skill to have bad teeth. If you have bad teeth, you can eat soft food. Father-in-law, you recruited me into the Dragon Palace and asked me to eat soft food."

cough!

The Dragon King of the East China Sea covered his heart and was about to spurt blood. The stone monkey almost made him angry.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was so happy that he almost fell over from his chair laughing.

"Haha, interesting, really interesting."

The other immortals in the Lingxiao Palace looked at the Jade Emperor and suddenly laughed. They all looked confused and couldn't understand what was going on.

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