chapter 5: Die, alligator f*ckers!!!
ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!
in the swampy jungle a dragon the size of a double decker bus was fighting fourteen alligators with spikes on their backs around them are two monkeys and a snake half eaten and two alligators dead with big claw marks on their body
"you arseholes how dare you, how dare you eat my money makers" the dragon said in a deep gruff voice
thirty minutes ago
after absorbing the alligator, Armaros stood up and started walking to the tree where he left the monster carcass but he was walking slowly because he was confirming something from the system
"how much would my strength increase when I'm in my dragon form?"
[when in dragon form, host strength would be multiplied by three]
"do I get anything else when in my dragon form except the power boost"
[yes, host would be capable of using dragon skills]
"wow, like what skills"
[dragon skills:
stunning roar
absolute destruction flames
diamond scales
soul drain
life enhancement
Blood healing
stunning roar: with any roar released, you are capable of inducing fear into the hearts of your enemies effectively stunning them in the process and reduce their thinking capabilities and process because of fear
note: the stronger the opponent is the less effective the skill (does not use mana)
absolute destruction flames: as the son of the dragon god Scythian, you are capable of using his flames of destruction (uses mana)
diamond scales: scales as hard as a diamond (does not use mana)
soul drain: as the son of the dragon god Scythian, you are capable of using the skill, soul drain. this skill allows you to use the souls of the beings that you kill to strengthen your soul and make it harder to damage, this skill is automatic (does not use mana)
life enhancement: by using mana you can heal any and all injuries even when on the brink of death, the more injuries you have, the more mana is needed to heal
blood healing: by using the blood of your enemies, you can heal all injuries that you have. ( uses mana)]
"all the skills are good and all but when did I become the dragon god's child, is is because of the blood I absorbed"
[yes host, by absorbing the blood of the dragon god Scythian and demon god Abaddon you became their child.]
"hmmm, even though I'm just knowing that, they are supposed to know that, I mean their gods for Pete's sake, except there is a reason. wait a minute, if I'm their child aren't they gay"
meanwhile
in a room that is a bit messy and has the most basic of furnitures, the primordial goddess of chaos was laying down on the couch watching Armaros on TV and when she heard him and she immediately burst out laughing
"hahahahaha, I can't believe this. he basically called them gay, he called gods gay. hahahahaha, if I wasn't a god I'd have died while laughing. let me go tell them what their son thinks about them being "together"" she said then made her way out of the room
unaware of what he just did he just continued walking through the swamp until he remembered something
"wait a minute, don't I have a skill that allows me to keep things as long as their not living"
he went through his list of talents and saw his talent (spatial pocket)
"I do have a skill to keep things. I totally forgot about it. I'm so dumb let's just hope nothing happens to the carcasses I left on the tree"
he continued walking and five minutes later he got to the tree but what he saw was something else
The tree was cut down by force and the corpses were been eaten by alligators. maybe they used their skill water cannon to break the tree but now is the time to try my dragon transformation.
"you arseholes, you are eating my money. how dare you"
[Dragon transformation]
after transformation, I became the size of a double decker bus with black scales, red eyes and wings on my back. I immediately swung my claw cutting two alligators to death
ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!
I released a terrifying roar that stunned the remaining fourteen alligators
"you arseholes how dare you, how dare you eat my money makers"
I swiped my claws again three more times, cutting two alligators with each claw strike bringing their numbers down to eight. their stunned state wore off and the first thing they did was launch a barrage of water cannons and although it didn't break my scales it still hurt
"you arseholes, Die, alligator f*ckers!!!"
[absolute destruction flames]
dark blue flames came out of his mouth like a flame thrower burning the remaining eight to a crisp then he dispersed his dragon transformation.
"now, I'll try my luck for that armor skill"
bending down I cast [gluttony]
[host has absorbed a spiked armored alligator]
[all host stats has increased by seven]
[host has gotten passive skill (water maneuverability)]
[host has absorbed a spiked armored alligator]
[all host stats has increased by four]
"wait why didn't I get any skill"
[host has absorbed all skills that spiked armored alligator possess]
"no I did not. what about the spiked armor"
[spiked armor is not a skill, it is part of their biology that is why they are called spiked armored alligators]
"oh, I get it now. let me just go sell the rest of the corpses to butchers and tomorrow I'll come looking for that monster. it's getting late already" I removed their cores stored everything in my spatial pocket then I started walking back to town.
three hours later I walked into town and I was getting many different glances because of my bloody appearance but I just ignored them. I got to the butcher then I sold all six of the alligators and the lizard that I used as bait but didn't sell the cores, I'll be using that later all of that came to a total of twenty six thousand credits. I went to a hotel, booked a room that has a toilet for ten thousand credits a month.
immediately after getting into the room I made my way to the bathroom washed my clothes, hung it on the window, had my bath and went to bed.