Pedoruzen

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This chappy was late because of 3 important reasons:

- Reading fanfics

- Playing FGO

- Fapping to Trap Hentai

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Arriving on the third floor, I sensed 4 presences. One had slightly less chakra than Tsunade before the powerup I gave her, and the other three had more or less the same amount as the Anbu we met. The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, and his three bitches *ahem* I mean his three Anbu guards.

Me, Belfast, and Shizune followed Tsunade towards the Hokage's office. Walking up to the door, Tsunade opened it without knocking on the door. Following Tsunade inside, I saw Hiruzen sitting behind the large wooden desk in his Hokage robe. His Hokage hat was placed on the side of the desk.

I looked at Hiruzen and saw he looked similar to how he looked in the anime.

"Tsunade, it's good to see you again," Hiruzen said to Tsunade.

(A/N: Not sure what Tsunade calls Hiruzen, sensei, or old man, so I will go with old man.)

"Old man, you haven't changed since the last time I saw you," Tsunade said.

Hiruzen laughed and shook his head. He looked at Shizune and said, "Shizune, the last time I saw you, you were just a little girl and now, you have grown up and become a splendid woman."

Shizune smiled and bowed in return.

I was a bit surprised when Hiruzen did not comment on Tsunade's younger and sexier look.

'Looks like all the Naruto fanfics I read about Hiruzen being gay are true,' I thought to myself.

(A/N: Insert * Why are you gay? * meme.)

As I was thinking about Hiruzen being gay, he looked at me and Belfast with his trademark grandfather smile. Looking at Hiruzen smiling, my asshole could not help twitch and a chill went down my spine.

I looked at Hiruzen with a neutral expression as I mentally thought, 'Fuck! This slut is not only gay, but he is also a pedo. I mean, I know I am cute and all but damn, no one told me that Hiruzen was also a pedo. Wait, if I remember correctly, Hiruzen had a crystal ball that allows him to peep on anyone he wants, and he used it to peep on Naruto after Naruto stole the scroll of seals. Damn, does this mean Hiruzen uses the crystal ball to peep on little boys? No wonder Orochimaru became a pedo, he learned the way of the pedo from Pedoruzen.'

"Who might these two be?" Hiruzen asked Tsunade which broke me out of my thoughts.

(A/N: Kuro and Belfast are hiding their energy level to match civilians of Naruto world.)

"This is Kuro and his maid Belfast. I have adopted Kuro as my little brother," Tsunade replied.

(A/N: Darkstar11051999, also known as slime, gave me the idea of Tsunade adopting Kuro as her son but I want someone else to be Kuro's mother, so I decided Kuro will be Tsunade's little brother.)

I was surprised that Tsunade decided to 'adopt' me as her little brother.

'Could it be that Tsunade is a bro-con? Does this mean I will have this hot milf as my onee-chan? Shota bro x milf sis? Now that is an idea I could get behind.' I thought.