Day 0

"Shit, well I'm gonna have to go to work," said Derek as he slowly gets out of bed.

Derek starts his day by brushing his teeth, showering, and brushing his hair.

He starts putting on his suit and starts heading out to his car to go to his work at Plantier inc.

𝘝𝘷𝘷𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘮𝘮 " ah shit I hate my work," said Derek on his way.

𝘉𝘌𝘌𝘗 𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘊𝘏 " Augh traffic UGHHHHHH" Derek's groans because he knows that he will be late for his work

By the time Derek arrives at his work, he is 30 minutes late.

"HEY" yelled Tesman, Derek's boss

"Aughhhhh shitshitshit" thought Derek

" Where were you the last 30 minutes?" Said Tesman

"Uhhhhh, I was stuck in traffic..." Said Derek with cowardice in his voice

"Huhhh... Really? Still, that doesn't make that my problem, GET BACK TO WORK" said Tesman

"Ugh, Tesman fucking sucks," thought Derek

After doing his work, Derek thought " hmm yeah I should get a new lamp, let's go to Ikea to get a new one"

Derek drives to the nearest Ikea and heads in but as he heads in, he sees the exit disappear in front of his eyes.

"HUH????? WAITWAIT WHERE IS THE EXIT?