chapter 1

Ace POV:

I don't know how long i can keep going. My legs hurt and I'm sweating like crazy, but if i stop they'll catch me. I push myself to keep running.

"Ace!"

Ignoring the calls i keep going. Soon enough i begin to hear the police sirens. Argh just great,dad's gonna kill me.

I take a right turn and run down the dark alley. If i keep running they'll catch me...i need to hide. With that thought in mind— i jump into the dumpster nearest to me, cringing as i land on something...squishy.

Please don't be poo. Please don't be poo.

After a few minutes i hear their footsteps fade away.

Thank God...

I let out a breath of relief and as fast as i can climb out of the dumpster. When i look at the bottom of my shoe i see dogs poo covering it...Ew. Ew. Ew.

I look around the alley.

Good, they're gone.

I take my shoe off and scrape it on the wall attempting to get off the poo.

Damn...these are my only good shoes. Slowly but surely i get most of the poo off.

God knows Dad would kill me if i got arrested a 4th time. I begin walking casually out of the alley way humming the James bond theme song. Halfway through my humming of the song my phone lets out a ding in my pocket. I look at the name and see it's one of my best friends.

•~•~•~•

(Raven)

Fellow Pervert: Hey! Hey! Hey!

Me:What! What! What!

Fellow Pervert: I've got the tea!😌

Me: Then spill it beach!😌

Fellow Pervert: Okay, so...remember how the house next to yours has always been empty...well...people are finally moving in!

Me: Really...that's all you wanted to say...you're so extra making me think there was something important...😰

Fellow Pervert: No but wait for it...wait for it...

Me: JUST TELL ME!! NO NEED FOR SUSPENSE! You dramatic Poe!😂😰

Fellow Pervert: Jeez I'm just tryna be fun😣😢😌😂

Okay so...wait...what was i saying?

Lemme just scroll real quick B😅

Me: Wow...you really are a dumb pit😂

Fellow Pervert: I remember!!!

So apparently the people moving in next door to you....have a really...REALLY...hot son...😏😚

Me: Ohh i see well now I'm intrigued...👀

I'll brb, just gotta find a way to sneak back in😊👀

To my house...😂

Fellow Pervert: I see you, I see you👀

I'm very disappointed that you went and vandalized again...

...

With out me😚

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After reading her last message I carefully open the side gate that leads to a tree that sits directly under my window. I grab onto the lowest branch and hoist myself up. Before i know it I'm in my room carefully closing the window again.

Should I take a shower? probably even with that lingering smell of poo and paint I kick off my shoes and jump onto my bed. I get under the covers not bothering to change and check my phone. I sigh as i see my friend has again created yet another group chat.

•~•~•~•

Fellow Pervert Created A Group

You were added

Fellow Pervert added Pervert Fellow

(Raven)

Fellow Pervert: Hey! Julie this poe over here has been going around vaning without us!!

Me: Stop being a Tatal tail!

(Julie)

Pervert Fellow: *Gasp* What?!...

How could you do this to us...

I thought we were friends...

Me: Guys...stop being dramatic😂

Fellow Pervert: But what if we don't wanna stop?😌

Pervert Fellow: Then she is gonna let us go...

I always knew this day would come...don't worry!!!

I WON'T LET GO JACK!🙌

Me: let's not get started with THAT now😣

Fellow Pervert: Agreed🙆

Anyways we should be talking about the hot potato that will be living next door to you!

Pervert Fellow: What?!?! Hot potato?! I'm so gonna visit you more often Ace!

Me:...look what you did now Raven...now I'm stuck with her...

Pervert Fellow: What's that supposed to mean?!😐😑

Fellow Pervert: Hehe...sorry😅

Me: *sigh* Don't take it personally Julie...you just annoy me☺

Pervert Fellow: wow..."don't take it personally" 😐 Fine...pffft....i won't....my heart didn't just fall and shatter into a million pieces...pfft...what....😐😐😐😐

Me:I'm just kidding B😂💙love ya😈

Fellow Pervert: Yea...🙌😈😂😂

Pervert Fellow: No...you need to make it up to me...😐

Me: How about ice-cream...

Pervert Fellow: Mmmm...no

Me: A teddy bear...💁

Fellow Pervert: ...

Pervert Fellow: Nope!

Me: ...*sigh*

Do you wanna come over tomorrow and stalk my new neighbor...

Pervert Fellow: Ah! Ace! Where have you been! I missed you my favourite person ever!

Rolling my eyes i let out a yawn before replying.

Me: See y'alls at 10 tomorrow👀

Pervert Fellow; Bye Boo!👀

Fellow Pervert: See ya later Alligator!👀

Me: 💙

Pervert Fellow: ❤

Fellow Pervert: 💜

•~•~•~•

I tiredly put my phone down and just lay in silence thinking.

I wonder how hot the–

No! Bad! Bad Ace!

We aren't supposed to care remember!

We the same person...

Just...just shut up please.

As you wish killjoy.

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I push through the front door and rush to the bathroom. Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Gotta pee! I repeat in my head as i climb up the stairs. "Ace?! Are you okay?" I here my mom scream from the kitchen. "Yeah mom i just really need to use the bathroom."

Without a second thought i pull down my pants and sit on the toilet...

Aaaah...

You know that feeling of when you really had to pee and you finally do, yea... Good times good times.

Wait...somethings not right...

As it...begins to flow i feel odd.

I look to the left and see Voldemort taking a bath and suddenly Spongebob runs in and screams, "Oh No! IT'S YOU KNOW WHO TAKING A BATH!"

What the—

Oh PIT! THIS IS A DREAM.

•~•~•~•

I wake up instantly and dart out of bed and into my bathroom faster than you can say, popping pigeon Peter poured poop on Patricia.

I let out a breath of relief as i sit on the REAL toilet. Damn that was close...almost wet the bed...

Remind me to never drink water before i sleep again.

Hehe...dumbpit...almost wet the bed...

Shut the fox up

But it was funny!

Just...stop talking...

Well how about you stop talking to me!

We are the same damn person you son of a-

"Honey are you awake?"

"Yea mom just in the bathroom I'll be done soon."

"Okay...well breakfast is ready, i made your favourite!"

Bacon...pancakes...

I quickly finish up and wash my hands then take a second to admire myself.

I have long...and i mean...LONG black naturally unruly curly hair My skin has a tanned cream kinda thing going on usually but i haven't been outside in a while so i look slightly pale this morning. My eyes are my favourite part of myself, they're emerald green.

I wouldn't say I am skinny but i ain't big either, i got all the right junk in all the right places... See what i did there! I'm about 5'0, yes i know i'm short no need to laugh ok i get enough of that from my friends.

Okay i should really...really stop talking to myself and do my hair. I grab my brush from the counter and begin brushing my curls out creating a whole monster in itself and put it in a messy bun so i can shower. I quickly brush my teeth before i hope in.

Lol...did you know homicide victiams rarely talk to the police...

I wonder how many people just burped...

Do you ever wonder how mermaids fart—

Okay that's enough of you, "Alexa play shut up and drive by Rihanna."

As the music starts to play i start to relax more now that i can't hear my stupid thoughts. As the stereotype goes i reach over and turn the shower up to the highest temperature and begin to sing along to the music. When the song finishes i hop out of the shower and wrap a towel around my body and walk straight to my underwear drawer still humming a random tune.

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not edited.

i started writing this book a few years back so its super cringe and weird ahhhh, don't judge. Most of it probably doesn't even make sense :)