Rise of clan Goliath

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In the middle of the woods,

Twilight as could be,

Resided a mother and daughter,

2 mothers soon to be,

A legend of proportions,

Gigantic and untold,

A portion of it reveals,

Let the story unfold.

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Woman: "GET THIS BLOODY FUCKING DAEMON CHILD OUT OF ME NOW!!!!!!!!"

Mc: 'Those were the first words I heard in this world. My mother screamed those words for the entire world to hear. What?! I had to make her put in the effort to birth little old me. Besides, I'm totally worth it.'

Older woman: "Now I understand the aggression you are feeling, but that is no way to speak to your mother! Besides, His head is already out, you don't want him to grow up cursing like a sailor."

Mc: 'My grandmother sternly said to my mother. Good to know that have someone to hide behind. I will be a handful. I can already hear the adventures calling.

Mother: "I apologize mum. It's just really painful."

Mc: 'My mother apologized through a scream she had to bite back.'

Grandmother: "Oh, it's alright child. Giving birth is a painful and stressful ordeal, but with me by your side you have nothing to worry about."

Mc: 'Grandma coming in clutch with the motherly touch... Or has it evolved into the legendary grandmotherly touch already?'

Mother: "And I love you more and more as the seconds pass mum. You doing this for me... It's... It means a lot to me."

Mc: 'And here comes the water works. But it's ok, I'll soon be joining my mother in crying for my mother.'

Grandmother: "Of course, I'll always be there for you sweet pea."

Mc: 'Ugh, nicknames. I wonder what mine will be.'

Grandmother: "Now breath, He's almost out. Just a few more pushes and you can hold your child."

Mc: 'And did my mother push. I'd have to say it was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever felt in my life.

'Albeit, my life only began.'

'Still, I've never been more uncomfortable a day in my life.'

'Yes I know I haven't even been born a day, but I still developed for 9 months.'

And let me tell you, I was feeling good.

Of course, grandmother still spank my bottom.'

Mc: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Mc: 'Yes, I very much do think I have asserted my dominance over the world. There is no baby louder than I.'

Mother: "Mum quick... Hand me... My Child..."

Mc: Mother's and rushing to hold their children. I can never understand it.

Grandmother: "Here, hold him carefully. He's very fragile."

Mc: 'You just held me by my ankle and spank my bottom.'

Mother: "You just held him by the ankle and spank his bottom."

Grandmother: "Oh hush, I know what I'm doing."

"Now you probably already expected this question, but where is the father?"

Mother: "He's in the UK, specifically Scotland."

Mc: 'What is a UK?'

Grandmother: "What is he doing in the UK."

Mother: "Well, do you remember when we had our falling out last year?"

Grandmother: "Yes..."

Mother: "Well, I kinda fled to the UK. And while I was there, I ran into a man that was like me."

Grandmother: "You mean..?"

Mother: "Yes, he was a Half giant."

Grandmother: "That's wonderful, did you tell him you were of child?"

Mother: "Unfortunately, no. The wizarding community over there successfully coddled his strength. and so unfortunately while he is strong physically, his magic is sub par in terms of Half-giants."

Grandmother: "That's unfortunate indeed. He'll never get to meet his father."

Mc: 'What's a father?'

Mother: "Worry not mum, I'll let him stay with his father when he turns eleven."

Grandmother: "And where does his father work?"

Mother: "His father works at the wizarding school there. He's the keeper so he stays there year round."

Grandmother: "His father works at Hogwarts?"

Mother: "Yes, And he takes his job very seriously. He watches over the forbidden forest."

Grandmother: "So, he stays at the school and doesn't study any of the tomes? No wonder his magic is sub par."

Mother: "Although he's not as trained in the arts, his magic is still pure as no other."

Grandmother: "No doubt that it has something to do with the leylines Hogwarts is built upon. And who knows maybe his father is hiding his strength."

Mother: "Hagrid isn't the type. He's the spitting image of a friendly giant."

Grandmother: "So, I assume that you will have him attend Hogwarts for his regular magical training?"

Mother: "Yes, eleven years is long enough to teach him the basics of Half-giant magic, he can learn the regular magic at Hogwarts and by 17 he will return to us."

Grandmother: "Or we could go to him. I have been thinking about moving the family to the Uk. We have a manor in the heart of England."

Mother: "That would be wonderful. Should we move now so we can be established?"

Grandmother: "No, we'll move once he turns 17. He'd want to stay with his father even over the summer and it'd be good for his magical development."

Mother: "We can always visit during the holidays. I'm sure Hagrid wouldn't mind seeing the woman he has impregnated."

Grandmother: "Now Natalia, I have raised you well enough ot to spew such crass remarks. No matter how true it is."

Mother: "I'm sorry mum, I have forgotten myself whilst I was away."

Grandmother: " That's more like it dear. Now what is his name?

Mother: "His name shall be Antonius, Antonius Goliath."

Grandmother: "Of course his name will be Antonius. As my grandson, it is guaranteed that he shall be worthy of praise."

Mother: "What happened to not being crass?"

Grandmother: "Oh hush dear, I am allowed to be crass. I'm an old lady. It's in the description of the job. Backpain, weak joints, the ability to be crass."

Mother: "Mum, Such shameless words.

Grandmother: "Also in the job description."

Mc: 'And just like that, I was born and named. Such a powerful name I might add and I will make sure my mother knows how worthy I am to carry it.