The Saturday

It was around dawn that time in the morning

when the sun's about to rise,every resident in Kester street was tucked in bed dreaming of a better life trying to escape their miserable lives,when a huge banging sound woke everyone up.Some where hesitant to go check where the sound was coming from since they thought it was just some raccoons digging through some trash in search of food and others just didn't want to get out bed since it was a weekend.A few minutes after the noise an old man's voice could be heard shouting 'Chester!!! Chester!!!' and with no doubt we knew it was Mr. Knoxlete a senior citizen who was looking for his cat,Poor man didn't know his cat got hit by a bus a few weeks ago.Not soon after the commotion the bright rays of the morning sun were shinning all over town.While most people failed to get enough beauty rest as they intended others got plenty of rest since they were heavy sleepers.As my uncle Randal Remington woke up tired as always from all the paperwork he had been signing almost all night, on the other hand my sister Bailey Biltong woke up to another day of eating Doritos and binge watching every Korean Drama known to mankind in an alphabetical order.She had locked herself in her room and all we could hear from outside her room were gasps,screams of excitement and sobbing so it was really an emotional rollercoaster.Myself Yan Biltong was busy trying to teach my pet chimpanzee Diego how to play cards but honestly speaking instead of me playing him he was playing me.My Uncle Randy for short was drinking some resurrection bush tea whilst he was tacking the newspaper the newspaper and mail that had arrived.As he was scrolling through the mail he found ten coupons for Dandruff remover and one coupon for mayonnaise at the local Walmart, but not the good kind they had been rumours of employees switching the expiry dates of expired mayonnaise and because of that it began tasting like old toe nail fungus mixed with fat.As he kept on scrolling he found a red envelope written Randal and kids on it with a stamp of a Viking and from then on he knew it was from aunt Bryleen,Who was getting married in a weeks time and the letter she sent read:

From : Aunt Byleen

To : No.15 Kester street Yorkshire U.K

Topic : Wedding Invitation

Dear: Randal and Kids

Hie,it's been long since we've seen each other little brother and I really have been missing you for these past few months.I was hoping if you were available to come to my wedding that's being held in a weeks time from now not the 7th of April to be exact,and the venue is Palm lily gardens found in Edinburgh Scottland for more information you ca hit me on my mobile on this number +4437825490.

Pass my Regards to the kids Yan and Bailey and tell them that I miss them so much and that I can't wait to see them.

Ps Bring me a lot a lot and I mean a lot of Maltesers.

After my uncle had finished reading the letter he called us with a loud voice ' Bailey!!,Yan!!' and we came running down the stairs and onto the living room sofa,and he said whilst raising his eyebrows up and down and with a smile on his face "Were going on a road kids so pack your bags Yippee."