Noob Forest Be Like

I had to write on ma phone for sum reasons and.... GODU DAYUMN THIS SUCKS BRO

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[Dragon System Download Complete]

[System starting]

[Chosen host: Unnamed]

"Less goo. Got the system that's going to make me a god."

Joe started looking around scanning the place, he did not think about it earlier but from the looks of it his body fell of the cliff and turned into a mashed potato.

"Or not, dunno." Joe let out a long sigh and then looked at the flying messages again, they were slowly starting to turn into pixels and vanish.

"Now that this "system" thing happened."

"SYSTEM!" Joe shouted again, but to his surprise something happened this time.

[Name]: None

[Title]: None

[Level]: 0

[Exp]: 0/50

[AP]: 0

[HP]: 10/10

[Strength]: 5

[Agility]: 5

[Mental]: 15

[Magic]: [Reach level 5 to unlock]

[Mana]: [Unlock Magic]

[Vitality]: 5

[WEAPON CLASS | CLICK TO CHOSE]

[First class]: [Reach lvl10]

[Secondary class]: [Reach lvl20]

[Inventory]

[Shop]- Locked

"It really is like a in-game stat menu, not bad."

Joe started going through everything one by one and something caught his eye.

"Weapon class? What does that mean?"

Since it legit said "click to chose" Joe bitch slapped the button out of this world. And he felt proud.

[Heavy Weapon]

[Medium Weapon]

[Light Weapon]

[Notice: The W.class will not effect your adventurer classes. | Weapon class cant be changed.]

"Ooh, I see. I guess I will go with medium since its probably the swords and stuff."

Ding*

[Medium Class Chosen]

[Reward- Beginner Sword]

"Noice, I got my first weapon. I can clap some monster cheeks now."

"Now, where is my sword?"

After looking around for a while his head finally came out of his butt.

"Aaaa, Inventory exists right?" Joe felt so dumb after that.

"System"

[Menu] -> [Inventory]

[Beginner Sword]

[12 damage. 100% endurance. No special skills]

[EQUIP?]

Joe slapped that button and right after doing it the sword came out of this air and landed on his lap.

Joe's mind wanted to go through the system for a little more but his body was itching to fight and level up.

"UGH! This is boring.... Too boring."

Joe slapped the system out of his way and started walking deeper into the forest.

Ding* Ding* Ding*

[Entered the Sona forest]

[Level 5-10 Forest]

[Forest quest- Defeat 5 of everything]

"5 of everything my ass, what does that mean?"

Sigh* "This stupid system is frying my brain, look at me I already started talking to myself like a moron."

Joe heard something making some sussy noises at a bush nearby, he took out hos sword and slowly approached the bush.

There was 2 meters between Joe and the bush, but the 3 rabbits jumped towards Joe.

"A surprise attack! Less goo"

Joe dodged two of them and cut off the arm of last one.

"Seems easy enough." Joe scoffed and started rushing towards the rabbits like a mad man.

White rabbits were scared by the actions of this man.

[FEAR- Confuse your enemies and stun them. Only works against living things that have low mental stat]

Cute little rabbits managed to break out of the fear skill but it was too late.

Joe was already infront of their eyes.

Joe swung his sword 4 time dealing enough damage for both of the rabbits to die.

He wanted to cut their heads off instead but he felt like he couldn't do it.

[Congratulations]

[3 white rabbits has been defeated]

[ +150 exp]

[ 3 Rabbit meats has been added to inventory]

Lvl 0 -> 1

Lvl 1 -> 2

Received 10 AP

[Skill unlocked- Fear]

[Skill unlocked-Slash: Concentrate on your swing and release a swing that can cut down trees]

"I see, so my main role is a lumberjack. Interesting indeed."

[Quest- White rabbits Lv5 | 3/5]

"What?? They were level 5?" Joe turned around and looked at the rabbit corpses that were slowly turning into pixels and vanishing.

"But they died so easily."

Hmmm "I guess, I am just built different, heh"

Joe tried flexing his muscles but there was nothing on his arms that ruined his current spirit.

After walking for 10 minutes or something like that Joe found a medium sized snake.

"That snake is almost as big as me!"

But he was not planning on turning around and running.

[Wild Venom Snake- lvl10]

"Level 5 mobs were as easy as beating kids up, this wont be a challenge" Famous last words

Joe took a small rock from the ground and threw it at the snake, getting its attention.

"Now lets fight!"

Joe shouted and started charging towards the snake. He looked like a complete noob at the moment.

But the thing is that Joe was not taking this world seriously yet. He didn't want to try hard in a new world.

Joe was getting closer and closer to the snake, when it was at his attack range he swinged his sword.

[Slash]

His sword started letting out blue aura, Joe felt the improvement on his swing.

But before his sword could cut the snake he got hit hard on the stomach and flew a few meters back.

The snake used its tail and almost destroyed Joe's organs.

[Name]: None

[Title]: None

[Level]: 2

[Exp]: 0/150

[AP]: 10

[HP]: 4/12

[Strength]: 5

[Agility]: 5

[Mental]: 15

[Magic]: [Reach level 5 to unlock]

[Mana]: [Unlock Magic]

[Vitality]: 5

[Weapon Class]: Medium

[First class]: [Reach lvl10]

[Secondary class]: [Reach lvl20]

[Inventory]

[Shop]- Locked

"This pain!" Joe continued vomiting blood, he has never felt like this. This was his first time feeling weak.

In his past life he could do anything. He knew martial arts, games, he was smart. He could do anything. He was a king.

[Fear]

Joe used the skill that somehow stunned the snake.

"I guess this move is perfect for monsters."

Seeing that the snake is unable to move, instead of running away Joe ran towards it.

"Imagine the sweet exp this snake is gonna give meee!"

By the time he reached the snake it already got out of the effects of [Fear]

But Joe did not need time anymore. He lunged towards making it look like he wanted to cut the snake's part under its head.

The snake threw its tail, Joe knew that it would do this since it had no other moves.

"Ha, I win!"

Joe jumped to the air just as he saw the snake's tail moving.

"Hmph. You are mine now!" He jumped to the air and successfuly dodged the tail.

He was floating on top of the snake, upon falling down he stabbed snake right on the skill.

"Tch, its still alive? I am not done yet!"

Joe pushed his sword further and made a hole in the snakes head, after that he pinned it to the ground.

The snake was left alone to slowly die, since it was a low level it couldn't move around freely that much. It was weak.

[Congratulations]

[Wild Venom Snaked Has Been Defeated]

[ +400 exp]

[Rare item- Venom Fang | Light Wep]

[ +Snake leather]

Lvl 2 -> 3

Lvl 3 -> 4

+10 AP

[New skill- Sword Lunge: Adventurer dashes towards while creating aura around its body and the sword]

[Fear: Lvl 1-> 2]

HP Refilled.

"Ayooo, Less goo. Ez clap kid. Stay mad. Ratio. Skill issue."

"And my health is full again as well."

"System"

[Name]: None

[Title]: None

[Level]: 4

[Exp]: 50/250

[AP]: 20

[HP]: 14/14

[Strength]: 6

[Agility]: 6

[Mental]: 15

[Magic]: [Reach level 5 to unlock]

[Mana]: [Unlock Magic]

[Vitality]: 5

[Medium WEP: weapon mastery 5]

[First class]: [Reach lvl10]

[Secondary class]: [Reach lvl20]

[Inventory]

[Shop]- Locked

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Author- do you guys know how hard it is to write on phone? I spilled tea on my laptop while doing chad stuff.

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