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Reincarnated in Touhou with the Trolling system

A Internet Troll Was Walking Down The Street And Got Hit By Truck-Kun, and so was granted a troll system upon transmigrating in the world of Gensokyo -If you have anything to say then you can speak to me directly here https://discord.gg/fzgaHb4J Touhou Project, art and Story elements belong to their respective owners. I don't own anything, so please don't send me to swim with the fishes~

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Gotta get that bread

[System Update Available]

[Update Now?]

[yes] [no]

Richard: "Huh aint this a bit sudden?"

Richard thinks for a little bit then nearly as quickly as he started thinking, he came to a decision

Richard: "no, the last time I did something like this I had to do a year long quest"

[...]

[...fine]

Richard: "Anyway time to test out some of the new cool stuff I got"

Richard: "Status"

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[Stats]

strength: [343 (Powerful yokai Level)]

Vitality: [342 (Powerful yokai Level)]

Agility: [343 (Powerful yokai Level)]

Mana: [300 (Marisa Kirisame Level)]

intelligence: [30.5 (average joe level)]

charisma: [76 (Toji Level)]

Skill Points: [0]

Troll Points: [256,350]

[skills]

[Limitless A++]

[cursed energy manipulation C]

[Advanced Cleaning C+]

[Endurance E+]

[Smouldering intensity F]

[Equipment]

[Hyakkimaru's arm B+]

[Clean Shirt F+]

[Clean Joggers F+] {a/n: "pants" for the Americans out there (◕ᴥ◕) }

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Some Random Field

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Richard can be seen looking visibly confused due to the thick book that he is currently reading

Richard: "o_O"

Richard: "This manual I got for limitless is so long and boring, is there a way I could even understand this without having to read for days?"

[Yes, just let me summarise the part that is currently needed]

Richard: "..."

Richard: "that would of been nice to know before I tried to read it for 2 hours >:( "

[Understood, system will not summarize the parts needed for progression]

Richard: "no no no, summarize it"

[Understood]

[Limitless (無む下か限げん Mukagen) is an inherited technique passed down in the Gojo Family. This technique brings the concept of "Infinity" into reality, allowing the user to manipulate and distort space at will.]

[While any member of the Gojo Family can hereditarily gain this technique, only those who also possess the Six Eyes as well can truly master the power of the Limitless. Satoru Gojo is the first sorcerer to be born with both the Limitless and the Six Eyes in the last four hundred years.]

[the first technique that is recommended for the user is [Neutral Limitless: Infinity] ]

[Infinity (無む限げん Mugen) is the base state of the Limitless and is essentially the power to stop. The Limitless technique operates the same way convergent and divergent sequences do in mathematics. The Infinity is the convergence of an immeasurable series, anything that approaches the infinity slows down and never reaches the user. This is because the technique takes the finite amount of space between the two subjects and divides it an infinite amount of times.]

[In mathematics, no matter how many times someone divides a number it will never be reduced to zero. Instead, they will be left with fractional units so infinitesimal it would become immeasurable to their eye. The Limitless brings this concept into reality, so anything that attempts to penetrate this infinitely divided space will slow down to the point of appearing to stop completely.]

[The invisible barrier created by the Infinity can be expanded to keep harmful substances away from the user, or to overpower someone by increasing its output. The Infinity can only be deactivated by the user, or dismissed with a domain, applied though either expansion or amplification. Cursed tools imbued with specialized cursed techniques can also disturb or dispel the Infinity.]

Richard: "hmm"

Richard: "that is pretty understandable, but it kind of seems like I need this six eyes thing for me to get hella strong"

Richard: "how much does it cost?"

[Ability [Six Eyes S] costs 200,000 troll points]

Richard: "(⊙_☉)"

Richard contemplates the significant cost of acquiring the [Six Eyes S] ability. The realization that such power comes at a hefty price leaves him in a moment of thoughtful silence.

Richard: "Alright, let's not beat around the bush. I need this power to survive in Gensokyo and face whatever challenges come my way."

With a determined expression, Richard decides to make the purchase.

Richard: "System, go ahead and deduct 200,000 troll points. Give me the [Six Eyes S] ability."

[Transaction in progress...]

[Deducting 200,000 troll points...]

[Transaction complete.]

Richard: "There we go. Now, let's see what this [Six Eyes S] is all about."

[System Notification]

[New Ability Acquired: Six Eyes S]

-[Six Eyes S] Description-

[The Six Eyes (六りく眼がん Rikugan) are an innate gift rarely inherited within the Gojo clan. They are a nonstandard jujutsu trait manifesting as a pair of bright blue eyes that grant a bearer extrasensory perception. This includes seeing the flow of cursed energy in extreme detail and the ability to use that flow to read cursed techniques. The eyes also allow for ultra-precise control over the user's cursed energy, which is indispensable for properly utilizing the Limitless technique.]

[Satoru Gojo is the first sorcerer to be born with both the Limitless and the Six Eyes in approximately four hundred years.]

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Now armed with the newly acquired [Six Eyes S], Richard takes a moment to feel the change in his perception. The world around him appears sharper, and the flow of cursed energy becomes visible in intricate patterns.

Richard: "This is... intense."

As he experiments with his newfound abilities, Richard notices the subtle details that were once hidden from him. The invisible currents of cursed energy weave through the air, and he can sense their nuances with unprecedented clarity.

Richard: "Alright, let's test the limits of this extrasensory perception."

He focuses on a distant object, allowing the Six Eyes to guide his vision. To his surprise, the details of the object become crystal clear, almost as if he's standing right next to it.

Richard: "Impressive. This will definitely come in handy."

[System Notification]

[Additional Feature Unlocked: Cursed Technique Insight]

-[Cursed Technique Insight] Description-

[The Six Eyes grant the user the ability to analyze and understand the intricacies of cursed techniques. This insight allows the user to decipher the nature of various cursed techniques, their strengths, and potential weaknesses.]

Richard: "that would be nice if anybody here used cursed techniques"

[Mana and cursed energy are the same, its just used in a different from in Gensokyo]

Richard: "Well, that a nice bonus then" he says while grinning

Richard: "This vision is pretty intense but I feel like I could use neutral infinity right now if I wanted to, this was 100% worth the investment"

Richard: "I may as well test and see if I can"

Richard then goes to a nearby apple tree and pick's an apple from it, then goes out of the shade of the tree to where he was standing beforehand

Richard: "ima throw this into the air and try to slow it down"

With a swift motion, he tosses the apple not far into the air. As it ascends, Richard focuses on applying the principles of the Limitless technique – the concept of Infinity. The air around the apple seems to distort, and to his amazement, the fruit appears to slow down and stop, defying the laws of gravity.

Richard: "No way... it actually worked first try!"

Richard: "But this is pretty damn draining, I think I can only maintain this for a minute at most"

Richard then releases the technique and the apple falls to the ground as it normally would as if infinity was not used on it

Richard: "how much cursed energy or should I say mana, does this use per second"

[Although it depends on what infinity is being used on it normally drains 5 mana a second]

Richard: "alright so since I have 300 mana, that's about a minute of use time"

[user received donation from {Kind_Chara}

[Open Donation?]

[yes] [no]

Richard: "that's a bit sudden"

Richard: "but if its a positive donation then yes"

[the donation has an equal number of pros against the cons, making it neutral]

Richard: "..."

Richard: "screw don't ope- WAIT I remember that name!"

Richard: "that's the first person who donated to me"

Richard: "they gave me a fumo last time so yes open the donation I'm sure it wont be bad"

[opening donation]

[...]

[done!]

[User received [Cursed Fumo B+]]

Richard: "..."

Richard: "cursed?"

Richard: "I should stop being so impulsive *sigh*, anyway system show me the bio of this thing"

[Understood]

-[Cursed Fumo B+] Description-

Anomalously generates a random amount of money, however when the money is picked up the user receives a memetic effect that compels them to donate money to Reimu or the fumo equivalent, not including the cursed fumo

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Richard: "hmm, I could use the money but the system told me not to go to Reimu and the only Reimu fumo in Gensokyo is in that cave, but there is no way I'm going back there"

Richard: "although if I sneak at night and donate some small amount of the money I was given then I could avoid Reimu and get the dough"

[System detected user intent to do espionage, Distributing related quest]

[2%]

[59%]

[99%]

[Done!]

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Quest - It's way past your Bread-time

-Conditions-

Is Night: [0/1]

Did Donate money: [0/1]

Keep Majority of gained money [0/98%]

Not seen by Reimu [0/1]

Duration: [1 day]

Info: [At night sneak to the hakurei shrine and donate money without being seen by Reimu, since the -8 charisma to 76 impossibility will cause something unknown by the system to occur, you need to keep at least 98% of the money you gained from the fumo as well]

Reward: [Mastered Cursed Technique Lapse A] - otherwise known as Gojo's "blue"

Failure: [Nothing]

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Richard: "hmm, well this is a bit sudden but this is more of an incentive"

Richard: "system take the fumo from my inventory"

[Fumo removed from inventory]

As Richard issues the command, an eerie shift occurs. The Reimu fumo manifests on the floor before him. The atmosphere changes as cursed energy emanates from the fumo, creating an ominous presence. The once adorable plushie now carries an intimidating aura, its eyes glowing with an otherworldly intensity.

Richard: "Whoa, that's unexpected."

The Reimu fumo, now seemingly infused with cursed energy, lies on the ground like a dormant entity waiting for its master's command.

Richard: "this thing could make money right, so do it"

[Understood. Activating [Cursed Fumo B+]]

As the command is given, the Reimu fumo begins to exhibit its anomalous properties. cursed energy swirls around it, creating an aura of malevolence. Suddenly, the fumo starts generating Coins and bills of various denominations materialize around the fumo, forming a large pile. The ominous energy surrounding the plushie intensifies as it continues to generate money.

Richard: "Well, well, looks like you really are a money-making fumo. nice!"

Richard: "But as soon as I touch this money I will get the urge to donate so just put it in my inventory for now system"

[Understood]

[Storing amount 78,000 [Dollar E-] ]

Richard: "0-0"

Richard: "I've always dreamed of having a savings account like this, but after all that's happened too me I cant be too surprised at this amount of money anymore"

Richard looks over to the fumo in front of him with a disgusted look on his face

Richard: "I know what I will do with you"

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Timeskip 8 minutes

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Richard looks at the 20 foot deep hole in front of him and swipes the sweat off his forehead 

Richard: "This took a while because it kept on collapsing in on itself but now its finally finished"

Richard puts up the Reimu fumo and hold it up in front of him and turns its head to look at the massive hole

Richard: "welcome to your new home!"

Richard then throws the fumo right into the centre of the hole and begins to throws dirt on top of the hole to fill it up and bury the fumo inside it

When the hole is filled up after 5 minutes Richard decides to go back to his work place and after he finishes wait till it is night to do his quest

Richard: "welp, time to get back to work"

while Richard begins to walk away, 20 feet underground, the plushie grows a frown

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{A/n here, or should it be Blender? I don't know 🤷, but anyway this chapter is quite long and the one that's going to be uploaded tomorrow is going to be longer, but I did miss a week after all, so consider it a treat}

{ill need to write more than 2137 words since that's the amount this chapter was huh (˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )}

{also remember to use you power stones blah blah blah}

{thank you 2memos2igual22 Kind_Chara, for the power stones 。:.゚THANKヽ(*´∀)ノ゚YOU.:。+゚}

{No dotation's this time since its meant to be chapter on chapter action this time, but if you put your donation here then I will also put the donation for the next chapter into one, so there will be 2 donation total in the chapter after the next one}

{Double thank you to kind_chara for progressing the plot since I had no idea how to (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ*}

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{send me more comments and gifs since it boots my ego and god complex}