Reincarnation

Opening its metaphorical eyes, the soul looked around and saw what looked like a loft with an elderly man sitting on a recliner n front of it with a coffee table between them.

"Hello, young soul." -recliner man

"Oh, hello. Aren't I supposed to be dead?" -soul

"What makes you think you aren't already dead?" - Recliner man

"Hmm, well, if I had to choose something, it would be the tea you are drinking." -soul

"Hmm, well, I don't understand that, but you are, in fact, dead. as in your body is no longer habitable for your soul." -Recliner man

"Hmm, I see why am I so calm?" -soul

"Well, that would be my fault since I was looking down at the mortal world and.... wait, you're wondering why you're so calm.... that's because your body produces the majority of anger, fear, and anxiety while your soul is more responsible for calmness and calculations, etc. granted every soul is different. Some have more emotional souls and the like." -Recliner man

"I see, so why am I talking to you? I thought souls go to reincarnation or heaven. are you going to give some wishes or something?" -soul

"Your situation is a bit special, so it was decided that I have to give you three wishes and reincarnate you." -Recliner man

"You wouldn't happen to be able to tell me where you will be reincarnating me, will you?." -soul

"I suppose I can tell you for .5 percent of a wish" -Recliner

'hmmmmmmmmmm' -soul 'I suppose, that will be very helpful in deciding how I want to spend my wishes.' -soul

"Alright, tell me where I'll be reincarnating, please." -soul

"Are you sure, alright, I'm reincarnating you as an original hybrid in The Vampire Diaries universe." -Recliner fuc.... man

'This asshole why is he trying to fuck me like that.' "I see." 'ok, so I will need something to make sure I'm not fucked raw with a white oak stake.' "Can I ask for white oak immunity?" -soul

"no you cannot as that would frick with the universal balance." -Recliner Man

'ok let's try asking for something else that will help me not get fucked sideways.' "Can I get an ark survivor implant with all of the arcs as well as all the tech from Horizon: Zero dawn/ forbidden west in the form of engrams available." -soul

"yes that's doable what's your next wish." -Recliner man

'ok, so I've got my survivability up to around let's let's see if I can bump up those numbers.'

"Ok for my next wish can I be part solar dragon?" -soul

"Hmm" Recliner man scratched his beard while leaning back in his recliner thinking.

"yes that is possible but are you 100%sure you wish to be part solar dragon?"

"Yes, I am sure I want to be part solar dragon."

"Very well then you shall be part solar dragon. Now then what shall you're .5 wish be?"

'Ok, so I have a gigantic repository of knowledge available as well as my survival secured now I have a .5 wish that I can use for something that gives comfort.'

"For my 3rd wish, I would like to get an infinite refilling box of soda cans filled with soda."

"That is doable but I have to limit it to one flavor, what flavor do you want?"

"Hmm, Can I get the Sunkist flavor?"

"Yes you can, Well that's everything I guess I'll be sending you off to reincarnate now and have a good life."

"Well I guess I'll see you around Recliner man have a good life and thank you for this second chance."

(A/N Sorry this chapter has been majorly deployed Irl stuff has been distracting me from writing so I haven't been able to write as much but it has passed so I should be able to get to writing at least 1 chapter a week.)