First Blood

A.N ( I know theirs two of them in one body but I'm gonna still try and refer to them as one person since it's easier)

As we heard the sound of footsteps getting closer robo quickly stuffed everything we got from that vault into our inventory and decided to improvise by playing dead or deactivated in our case in the corner near the door. As they got closer I could make out the sound of two pairs of feet thus narrowing down this possible fight to a two vs one.

"I'm tellin you choom, I found this fancy looken vault right here, and once we crack it open all that juicy juicy loot inside will be ours for the picking", I heard a muffled, slightly deranged sounding voice excitedly say.

"Whatever man, I swear, if you're bullshitting me again I'll shove my boot so far up your ass you'll taste what I stepped in on the way over here". Said another voice, coldly replying to the deranged ones comment,

Soon after the front door to the shack was casually kicked open and two people walked in, one, a tall lanky guy in a gray hoodie with black sweat pants and a weird holographic mask covering most of his face. And the other, a smaller, hunched over shirtless man with a pair of stained and dirty gray cargo shorts wearing a similar mask to the other guy

They both began to approach the corner that the vault was placed in which was thankfully opposite to ours, and that's when I heard the smaller man start to speak again. "W-what?! No no no no no no no! I just found this thing like three hours ago, who the fuck could have torn this open?!" He said, panic and anger clear in his tone, but while he was complaining I saw him start to pick up and frantically inspect the torn off vault hatch.

The thing that caught me and Robo's attention about it was the fact that one of his hands were robotic. "Just another thing to keep in mind if we do have to fight them" I said to Robo while silently hoping that they'd cut their losses and leave without noticing us, "You say that like you have to or could do something if I had to fight them" Robo responded half jokingly half serious, "Hey, two heads are better than one I'll have you know", before Robo could reply we heard the lanky guy start to talk. "I knew this was gonna be a fucking bust, but I still decided to trust your junky ass and hike my way halfway through this dump, now look where it got me, empty pockets and two hours of my life I'll never get back, I should really flatline your ass for this you know." He stated, not really sounding all that angry, just disappointed.

The smaller man turned to his partner, now with an even more panicked look on his face and began to say, "W-wait wait, hear me out, maybe they left something behind? We just need to look around and I promise we'll find something go-" he said, while his eyes darted around, most likely trying to look for anything that might save his ass, before they landed on us, causing him to cut himself off and say with a confused voice. "The fucks that?" While pointing at our location. His partner now with an annoyed look on his face began to turn his head toward our direction while saying, "Trying to divert my attention still isn't gonna save you from-". He cut himself off to after finally seeing what his companion was pointing at.

A moment of silence passed between the three of us, with them staring at us, most likely trying to figure out what we are or what to do with our body, and me and Robo, inwardly tensing up ready to hit any of their fleshy vulnerables if they get to touchy feely with us.

As me and Robo were internally debating whether or not to make the first move we saw the smaller guy begin to casually approach us with a greedy smile on his face that was missing a few teeth while talking to his partner. "See man? This whole thing wasn't a bust after all, now help me pick this bot up, I'll grab it's ankles you grab it by the armpits", he said with an elated look.

Just as he was about to touch our ankle and Robo was ready to make him lose a few more teeth his friend stopped him, "Hold it", then continued, "I've never seen a droid model like that, check it for any logos or marks so we know whatever we're dragging back through this shithole is actually worth it". With a slightly annoyed look on his face the smaller man began to inspect our body.

While that was happening, I was trying to get Robo to hold off on socking that guy in his face since there was still a chance for them to leave without bothering us. Soon after the shirtless guy replied, "Nope, nothing except some writing on its chest, V1", "Hmm, what do you think that means?" The slim guy questioned, "I donnoe maybe a failed prototype or something look are you gonna help me pick this thing up or not?".

"Yeah Yeah" the lanky guy said uncaringly who then started to approach us as well. Just as the smaller man was about to grab us by our legs a robotic foot shot out and was brutally planted into his chest making a symphony of sickening crunches go off as if his bones were made of glass. Time seemed to crawl for us as we began to see everything happen, the indent in that guy's chest, the face he made after the wind was knocked out of him, and for him to be rocketed across the room and be sent crashing through the sheet metal wall of the shack.

After snapping back to reality Robo turned their attention to his friend. He was quick to respond pulling out a gun from his waist band and beginning to aim it at us, I panicked and mentally froze up since this was the first time in both lives I had a gun aimed right at my head. Another thought hit me as I saw the gun slowly rise there was a chance that he could hit something important on our body that neither of us knew about.

But Robo, apparently not having any of these worries or simply to caught up in the moment, began to quickly duck and roll to the side while pulling out our own firearm, both of them managed to aim at each other at the same time but Robo shot first, thus causing a small tv remote sized blue light beam to erupt from our gun's barrel and leaving a sizable hole through the lanky guy's neck. The lanky guy, seeming not too appreciative of the new orifice Robo gave him, began to fall to the ground while clutching his throat. 

Moving his attention to more pressing matters. Robo looked at the vagrant sized hole in the wall we made, glancing out of it we saw that the smaller man had recovered from the kick and was slowly limping away. Without a word Robo climbed through the hole gun still in hand and began to pull one of the coins we got out of our inventory with his other.

[Clink]

With that he flipped the coin into the air in front of us and began to raze his gun to take aim

[Chink]

His shot landed directly on it but it didn't end there. The beam ricocheted off the coin and flew through the other guy's head causing it to explode into a bloody mess.