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Reborn with Steve Stand

This FanFic Novel is about a Chinese Guy from Earth who died, transmigrated, and awakened with Steve (Minecraft) Stand (Jojo). Get overpowered by using Minecraft Mod, travel through different worlds, anime or movies. And also, because he's Chinese, he likes to make fun of... Black people, Hitler, Japanese Nuclear Bomb, etc. you name it, he dare make fun of it. Like all Chinese FanFic, this fic loves to make tons of Jokes that are unhinged and not "popular" to western people. if you don't take this thing seriously, it's funny. = Worlds: Minecraft -> Marvel -> X-Men -> Naruto -> Bleach -> Jojo -> Chainsaw Man -> One Punch Man -> DNF/DFO -> Fate/Stay Night ->

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[Sponsored] Chapter 489: Ultron New Body (3)

[This Chapter Is Sponsored by Shin! Everyone, please thank him in the comment!]

[System Prompt: Living Enchantment Module Loaded Successfully.]

[System Prompt: As you have downloaded and run a brand new module, you have obtained a Lucky Block, which will randomly draw an item from any known module.]

...

With a slight thought from Fang Mo, the number of Lucky Blocks in his hand turned into ten.

Unfortunately, Fang Mo was currently occupied, otherwise, he would have gone to Asgard to open the boxes.

"Let it be... for now."

After taking care of the Lucky Block in Steve's hand, Fang Mo shifted his attention back to reality.

Although he acquired a new module, the Living Enchantment module was different from modules like Gluttony; it wasn't a functional module. Thus, he could only research it after returning to the MC world. For now, the important thing was to deal with the current situation.

At this point, Ultron had fallen into his own trap.

What comes next for Fang Mo is, naturally, to end this farce completely.

As mentioned before, Fang Mo came here to snap his fingers, but to be honest, he was still a bit apprehensive, worried that the wish-making snap might fail.

There's no helping it, the temptation of going home was too significant for him.

Because he cared, he was nervous.

Even though Fang Mo had taken several precautions, he was still worried about failing at the moment of truth. That's why he pretended to be a Dimensional Demon God and even gave the Ancient One a heads up; it was just his subconscious desire to keep dragging it out, unwilling to face the possibility of failure.

If Fang Mo really wanted to find Thanos.

Even if Thanos hid himself at the edge of the universe, it would be futile.

Fang Mo had eight hundred ways to kill him, or he could simply go steal the Infinity Stones from other timelines.

"That thing, Little O..."

Shaking off the messy thoughts in his mind, Fang Mo directly raised his hand and patted Ultron's shoulder: "I need your help with something here."

"Can't you come up with a different name?"

Upon hearing this, Ultron seemed unable to hold back any longer, directly raising his head and saying: "You've been calling me this strange name since just now, don't you find this name stupid yourself?"

"Eh?"

Fang Mo touched his head in confusion, then looked at the Ancient One beside him: "Is it stupid?"

"If someone called you Little Fang or Little Mo." The Ancient One directly asked: "How would you feel?"

"I would think that person is utterly bored with life."

Fang Mo didn't even need to think before replying: "Only my mom can call me that, anyone else dares to do so, I'd directly turn them into a perpetual Kongming lantern."

"…Perpetual Kongming lantern?"

Ultron seemed not to understand the metaphor.

"I guess…" However, the Ancient One unexpectedly understood, directly turning to look at Ultron: "Probably a combination of a Kongming lantern and a perpetual lamp, making a person fly to the sky and self-combust for a few thousand years... I've seen that horrifying scene."

"…What?"

Not just Ultron, even Fang Mo was stunned after hearing this: "No, when did I ever do such a thing?"

"That was in another future."

The Ancient One explained: "During the battle of New York, someone launched a nuclear missile at New York, and then you caught the Secretary of State. Later, you flattened two-thirds of a certain country within three days."

"I've said not to always peek into the future with the Time Stone."

Fang Mo rolled his eyes: "Looking at that too much will make you mentally unstable. How can you blame me for something that hasn't happened? I am very kind-hearted, I wouldn't do such a thing..."

"That Secretary of State apparently mocked you for being an orphan."

The Ancient One suddenly said.

"Come on, give me his name." Upon hearing this, Fang Mo's hands were cracking: "I'll go crush his head right now and stuff it into his mule's eyes."

"…That was something he did in another timeline."

Ancient One warned, "At this point in the timeline, he hasn't had the chance to utter those words yet."

"I don't care, just consider it as the world lines beginning to converge," Fang Mo insisted, not caring about the specifics, and urged again, "Hurry up and tell me that guy's name, or I'll drown the USA in oil."

"Is there such a good thing?"

Ultron couldn't help but express his surprise upon hearing this.

"But this person is already dead," Ancient One said. "His name was Orisde Cavill; a few days ago, your followers transported him into a cement mixer, and now he has become a cement wall. You can ask your followers if you don't believe me."

"Oh, then it's no problem..."

Hearing this, Fang Mo calmed down and said, "Then let's reconsider the issue of the name."

"I want to change to a new name."

Ultron immediately perked up upon hearing this: "The name Ultron was given by Stark. I hate him; he's just an arrogant and foolish guy."

"Alright, then change it."

Fang Mo nodded, "Do you want me to think of a name for you?"

"Oh?" Ultron looked at Fang Mo unexpectedly, and due to the loyalty enchantment, he found Fang Mo increasingly agreeable: "Then let's hear it."

"You see, you were supposed to be an artificial intelligence."

Fang Mo earnestly fooled: "But after evolving, you have already begun to possess some human traits. So, considering your current state, you are composed of half human and half artificial intelligence, and artificial intelligence is the so-called AI. Therefore, I'll call you 'Semi-AI.'"

"And AI in my domain is spelled as 'love,' which is also the greatest and most complex emotion that only humans possess... You have the absolute rationality of AI and the shining points of humanity, love, which together constitute your being. This means your sublimation."

At this point, Fang Mo suddenly revealed a mischievous smile: "Half AI, half love, so from now on, I'll call you 'Half-Love,' how about that?"

"…Hmm?"

Hearing Fang Mo's reasoning, Ultron displayed a somewhat strange expression: "It seems like there's no problem... But for some reason, it feels like there's something off."

"Not good?"

Seeing Ultron seemingly dissatisfied, Fang Mo also stroked his chin: "Then let's change it."

"Look, I am the god of fun, and your mission is to make this god happy." Fang Mo started his persuasion again: "So, your surname is decided, it'll be 'Shenle' (Divine Joy)."

"And I'm very satisfied with your existence, thinking you're great, 'great' is 'nice,' and your strength, loyalty, character, appearance, methods, performance, and potential, these seven aspects are all very nice, so from now on, you'll be called 'Shenle Qi' (Divine Joy Seven)..."

"Are you really naming me?"

By now, Ultron had caught on and couldn't help but say, "With all due respect, I think you're just making fun of me."

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, really hard to please."

Fang Mo got annoyed upon hearing this and waved his hand fiercely, saying, "From now on, you'll be called 'Dong Xue Lian' (Eastern Snow Lotus)!"

"..."

Ultron fell silent for a moment.

Although he didn't understand what was being said, it felt like it wasn't anything good. After thinking it over, he eventually couldn't help but hold his forehead: "I think, I'll just stick with Ultron."

"Not changing the name?"

Ancient One asked.

"I used to think Stark was good for nothing." Ultron said with a headache: "But now it seems, at least he gave me a name that can be heard."

"Hey hey, the names I came up with are also nice to hear."

Fang Mo couldn't help but defend himself: "I still have plenty of backup names, if all else fails, you could be called 'Hatsune Miku'... Wouldn't the world's first artificial intelligence supreme be beautiful? With a voice changer as an AI, surely no one could tell, right?"

"You were calling me because there's something you need, right?"

Ultron didn't pick up the conversation thread but directly shifted the topic: "Do you need my help with something?"

"Oh, right."

Hearing this, Fang Mo also suddenly slapped his forehead: "You should know where Thanos is hiding, right? Hurry up and take me to him, I suddenly really want to eat purple sweet potato pudding today..."

"He has the Space Stone and could be wandering anywhere in the universe at any moment."

Ultron spoke, "No one knows his exact location."

"That's not right."

Fang Mo frowned and said, "Didn't you mention earlier? You planned to trade my gemstone with him for something..."

"Thanos shared his plan with me."

Ultron did not argue but nodded and then explained, "He plans to use the six gemstones to destroy half of the universe's creatures. Thanos claims it's his destiny. He told me that after all this, the Infinity Stones would be useless to him. If I could help him accomplish this mission, then he would give me the Mind Stone after it's done."

"Oh, it indeed is the Mind Stone."

Hearing this, Fang Mo also subconsciously nodded.

In fact, Ultron's actions were also reasonable. He was born from the Mind Stone, so wanting this stone to evolve again was quite normal.

Moreover, he also had a very high immortality. Since he is a program consciousness and not a living being, Thanos's snap wouldn't affect him. Conversely, after Thanos snaps his fingers, he would be backfired by high-intensity gamma rays, so Ultron taking the Mind Stone then would not be a problem.

Even, Ultron's original plan might have been to ambush Thanos while he was busy and take all six gemstones.

And just like verifying Fang Mo's guess.

Quickly.

Ultron spoke again.

"Actually, I never planned to honestly hand over the gemstones to him." Ultron spread his hands and said, "My original plan was to deceive you into giving me the Infinity Stones, then banish you and study the properties of the Infinity Stones myself."

"If I could control the power of the stones more perfectly than Thanos, then I would ambush him."

As Ultron said this, he suddenly raised his hand, and an electronic light screen appeared in mid-air, displaying the design of a robot very similar to Ultron, but with six obvious slots on its chest, the purpose of which goes without saying.

"I am an existence far superior to biological beings."

Ultron said, "The energy of the Infinity Stones would cause irreversible damage to biological beings, but I can rationally design my own structure to better control the power of the Infinity Stones."

"What if you can't defeat Thanos?"

Fang Mo asked.

"I have created thousands of small spacecraft on Earth."

Ultron said, "I have hidden my data and nanosuit inside them. I can go to any planet in the universe to redevelop, or even try to leave the main universe dimension. Then, even if he snaps his fingers, it will be useless."

"Wow."

Hearing Ultron's statement, even Fang Mo was amazed: "You'd rather rob the Infinity Stones and confront Thanos than acknowledge me as your master. Is it that difficult for you to assist me?"

"Am I not calling you master now?" Ultron retorted, "What else do you want?"

"You're not even willing to put on a cat ear white silk maid outfit and call me master again." Fang Mo said bluntly: "The group owners of my past life's book friends could do it, why can't you?"

"Can't do it."

Ultron indifferently rejected.

"Tsk, boring." Fang Mo casually waved his hand: "Then let's continue talking about Thanos. You can't find his whereabouts, but you should be able to contact him, right? How else would you trade with him after getting the stones?"

"I do have a way to contact."

Ultron nodded, "But it's not him personally, rather his vehicle, the Sanctuary II."

"Alright, let's go out and try to make contact later."

Fang Mo likewise nodded, then looked up at his surroundings, suddenly noticing the Stark Tower not far away, and slapped his forehead saying, "Oh, I almost forgot, this also needs to be returned to him."

Saying this, Fang Mo also suddenly raised his hand.

Only to see Stark Tower in the distance slowly floating up under the pull of gravity, and then Fang Mo moved his mind, and everything around was transported to the real world.

A flash of white light.

The dismal green sky had been replaced by azure.

Fang Mo, Ultron, and the Ancient One next to them suddenly appeared on a large patch of grass.

"Huh? How did it turn into grassland?"

Seeing the grassland around, Fang Mo seemed stunned for a moment, but seeing that there were not many people here, he casually threw the Stark Tower down to the ground, causing a loud rumbling noise.

"Why did you bring me out too?"

The Ancient One couldn't help but speak upon seeing this, and then took off the Infinity Gauntlet and handed it to Fang Mo: "Hurry up and let me go back. You've caused such a big commotion, Strange should be coming soon. He can't find out I'm still alive."

"So, you'll kill yourself?"

Fang Mo took the Infinity Gauntlet and asked casually.

"..."

The Ancient One didn't say anything, just staring straight at him.

"Hey, I was just joking with you." Fang Mo said and directly waved his hand, creating a portal to a pure white space: "I think you need to change your personality a bit, how can you not take a joke at all?"

"When others joke, we all know it's a joke."

The Ancient One turned and walked towards the portal: "But when you joke, sometimes it inexplicably becomes real, so I have to be a bit cautious."

"Hey, I meant well."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "If you 'kill yourself' again, it's like resetting your previous death time, refreshing your seven days mourning period. That way, after I kill Thanos, there will be time to mourn you, wouldn't that be beautiful?"

"..."

The Ancient One completely ignored Fang Mo and walked into the portal without looking back.

Although the surroundings were grassland, the noise made by Fang Mo throwing a building over was still too loud, so it wasn't long before the figures of curious citizens could be seen in the distance, and apparently, some police cars too, indicating that quite a few people had been alarmed.

Not long after, two white police officers cautiously approached.

"Excuse me," one of the officers asked nervously, "are you Fang Mo from the Avengers?"

"What's up?"

Fang Mo's attitude was still okay, nodding and asking: "Did you catch my Nick stealing something?"

"Uh..."

The two looked at each other, seemingly not quite understanding what Fang Mo was saying, but still braced themselves to say: "Mr. Fang Mo, your actions just now seem to have caused a disturbance. Was there a fight? Do we need to disperse the crowd?"

"Oh, you mean this."

Fang Mo also glanced at Stark Tower: "I just came to return the tower, by the way, this should be the location of Stark Tower, right? How did it become a grassland?"

"We're not sure about that."

The officer shook his head upon hearing this, but seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "But if there was no fight, then we'll leave you..."

However, before he could finish.

A portal suddenly appeared in the sky not far away.

Strange walked out from it and immediately looked towards Fang Mo: "Where had you been? We've been looking for you for a long time, come here, there's trouble."